I’ve been looking at your website. What can I say, you made me laugh, you made me cry. You’re quite talented. I am a Christian, not an angry one though. You made me think about some things.
I noticed in one part of your page you were bemoaning the fact that some are not taking your beliefs seriously. You even make a smug comment insinuating that you are better than Christians because followers of the FSM have never killed anyone. I certainly applaud that. But, I wonder, have you ever thought of it from the opposite standpoint? How many folks have died (rather than killed) for their Christian beliefs? If someone put a gun to your head and asked you to renounce your beliefs in the FSM or die, what would you do?
I suppose you think Christians or anyone else who have died or would die for their faith are just stupid, unenlightened, simple, morons? Is there anything for which you would die? Would you die for your kids, your parents, your spouse? If so, why? Because you love them? How foolish to believe in something like love, which cannot be observed or scientifically explained.
You may belittle faith and people of faith, but in reality you have faith too. Your faith is simply in different things. Your faith is in your intellect or in science or in love or whatever. Like the song says, “What if you’re wrong…?”
Have fun with your peaceful and clever “religion”. Meanwhile, I do hope you are eventually able to find and follow Jesus Christ before you die.
Please don’t reply, just think a little. and btw, I do think you are right about the whole global warming thing.
-scott
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No love huh? I’m impressed. Its easier to observe than god.
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Gerbils. I blame it on eating the little hairy buggers tail first.
I wouldnt have done it if it hadnt looked like spaghetti, so it’s all your fault!
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“If someone put a gun to your head and asked you to renounce your beliefs in the FSM or die, what would you do?”
This actually happened to me once… I cowered, terrified, my eyes shut tight, praying to FSM, when suddenly, my would-be murder vanished in a puff of smoke… or, was it garlic powder and parmesan cheese? No one can say for sure. I do know this though… it was a flying spaghetti miracle.
FSM bless you all.
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ok marc u r an idot
i apode u scott u thot this thru ade u dint fly of the handel i agre with almost evrthing u sead
jenmi
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My heavens, jemni! You kiss your mother with that mouth?
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Scott – I don’t take issue with DYING for Christianity. It’s the KILLING for Christianity that I generally have a problem with. The point is that no one has KILLED in support of FSM, much unlike your religion of so-called peace, along with the Muslims and numerous others.
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Love not observable!? Who has not seen a fat, sweaty woman beating her children in the middle of Wal-Mart?
Well, besides union members, I mean.
Love is everywhere, O my brothers! DUCK!
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I suppose you think Christians or anyone else who have died or would die for their faith are just stupid, unenlightened, simple, morons?
Yes.
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Meh.
No swearing or claiming I shall burn for eternity.
I’ll take it.
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Oh My FSM, there was no cursing, They can actually be taught.
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Mr. Scott, I have a few things to say to you.
Love can be scientifically explained. It’s called hormones, and emotions. Things that are normal for humans because of the way our minds work. Mind you, that humans are a horrible species, and I would have rather been born as a Pirate. BUt, however, your comparisons are null and void, as science can explain those things.
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I forgot to mention something.
WHAT THE HELL IS WITH YOU ASSHOLES THINKING YOUR DAMN CHRISTIAN BELIEF IS THE RIGHT THING!?!?!?!
I can’t believe almost all of you damn christians that reply say “I hope you will learn to love Jesus”
Jesus is a dead man. He has been dead for awile now. We have actually he did exist, but did he really do what christians say he did? I think not. It’s impossible and defys logic. As well as the virgin Mary. She couldn’t have been a virgin, because she was human. Unless she was asexual, but Jesus wasn’t female.
Anyway, why don’t you give up your christian crap, and stop thinking you have the correct religion.
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Scott – Besides Jesus Christ “supposedly” dieing for our sins, how many people can you honestly say have died for their faith, unless it’s part of their faith to die for it? And though people may claim they would die for their faith, I highly doubt they would. Think about it, there is a gun to your head and someone’s saying “Hey revoke your religion or have a bullet shot through your brain.”
Sure there are hidden convents in countries, but I bet there probably scared to death there going to die. There’s a reason there hidden, they may be putting themselves in danger for believing in that religion, but they still don’t want to die for it.
Good day and RAmen
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Why would someone kill you for being a pastafarian?
Okay, yes, some people have killed christians (Coloumbine), and that’s horrible, but somehow, dressing as a pirate and saying that the world was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster doesn’t seemes to be very harmful…
*Asassin comes into room and shoots me*
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Scott, you had me thinking you were one of the good ones, but then you pulled the whole “I hope you found Jesus before you die” thing. I don’t want to find Jesus. Why are you so arrogant about insisting that our only salvation is to believe sincerely in your religion?
And no, if someone told me I had to renounce the FSM or die, I wouldn’t die for my faith. I’d lie any way I could to stay alive. See, the thing is, I don’t think the FSM would mind that. He’s way too cool to be bothered with things like that.
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-scott
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I don’t see the point in what you are saying, millions of people die for all kinds of religions, probably even more than Christianity, are you saying that there deaths mean nothing? Because someone has to be right either you or them?
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I suppose you think Christians or anyone else who have died or would die for their faith are just stupid, unenlightened, simple, morons?
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What would you call the 9/11 bombers, because in some places they are called martyrs, and they believe in the same God that you hold up. Faith is a dangerous tool as it promotes ignorance and an ignorant person is easily manipulated why do you think a lot of governments promote religion.
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Atheists are not immune to sacreficing themselves either, Socrates, one of the first recorded atheists, had every chance to run or renounce his beliefs but chose death and truth over lies.
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I grew up free of Religion, and true science will prevail. I have studied and worked in Chemistry, Physics, and astronomy. I work in computer science now. So although I have also been a pirate, I will not fall victim to this false religion. I also will not buy into the quackery that is Darwinism. I have had enough with The National Enquirer type of science, were everyone just repeats the same old arguments time after time with no scientific proof. Just a lot of ” he said, they said, I read a book by Joe schmoo, blah de blah”. You can keep running around the meat ball with your circular arguments, but the truth cannot be kept hid. Viva Science!!
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dokta is that you? dokta?
Are you just another troll dumping your excrement all over the place, then running away?
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I wondered what that smell was. Pa-lease next time could you at least light a match. Eeeewwww!!!
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Okay science wanker, it’s time to put up or shut up. Do you have any peer-reviewed publications to back up any of your inane speculation.
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No chance Mad John! It’s just going from thread to thread, spilling some dribble and having itself a little mind wank!
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It spewed more specific information on others threads but never got to any sort of backup data. Sad, I was ready for a battle.
RAmen
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Hey landlubbers didn’t mean to drop in and drop out, don’t have time for a full parley,
but next time i will bring some list and we will run them up the mizzen mast and see who salutes it, eh. just wanted to shake some sanctimonious timbers. fair wind and a following sea.
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finaly, a not complaining christan. I’ve had enough bull about “find jesus, or you’ll burn in hell.” Thank my fsm and your Jesus, whichever one is god.
Dr. Yay
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@science wonder
“I have had enough with The National Enquirer type of science, were everyone just repeats the same old arguments time after time with no scientific proof. Just a lot of †he said, they said, I read a book by Joe schmoo, blah de blah  the truth cannot be kept hid. Viva Science!”
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Damn straight! I totally agree. Give me science with the methods and results sections where I can see for myself whether the conclusions are valid. There is no requirement for books to provide good strong science, there is in scientific journals. Better still, when bad science get through the peer review process it is still there in black and white print for others to evalutate. I eagerly await your list.
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If someone asked if I was a druid, and I knew they would kill me, I would say, YES.
Now if they were to cut off my leg, thats another story. Its easy to die, Its hard to be destroyed, and live.
I don’t know if i am a Druidor not, but it beats being Christian. They get sloppy seconds when it comes to holydays, and iconic symbles like angels, and devils… its been done before (greeks and romans). To top it off, conservative right wing Christians are destroying democracy in the united stats, and i wont fucking stand for it. EVER. your leaders are closet homophobic freaks (nothing wrong with gays, but hypocrites… thats a different issue), who could give a shit about what their followers think or feel, as long as they have power money and influence.
welcome to the biggest American cult, were you heart and mind are not your own.
Get an idea thats your own, don’t use an answer to life that someone gave you or brainwashed you to believe. You will only find ash and pain of the soul.
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alright rowen
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so true, conservative republicans (there’s a difference between those and regular republicans) seek to take away our freedoms and replace it into a theocracy. that may be a little bit extreme. but if they succeed, that’s what i can imagine it being.
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At Last! A christian who doesn’t use awful language and/or threats! But to answer the question, yes, yes I would die for the FSM. In response to your question, would you have allowed yourself to be beaten for an hour a day, everyday, while you were between the ages of 4 and 13 just to avoid saying that you believed in something you didn’t?
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“I have had enough with The National Enquirer type of science, were everyone just repeats the same old arguments time after time with no scientific proof. Just a lot of ” he said, they said, I read a book by Joe schmoo, blah de blah”. ”
- But sir, this is exactly what you are doing!
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