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It is disgusting to me how you think you can just mock something that is sacred for so many people.
If Darwinism can be taught in schools, ID should be too, students have the right to hear ALL the theories. Stop pretending like FSMism is a real theory. Instead of coming up with random crap you might actually try and intelligently promote your ideas without offending people.
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Hey A. The reason ID is not taught in schools is because (listen carefully now) ITS NOT SCIENCE. And its not a theory !! Thats right in order for an idea to become a theory it has to submit real emperical data/study which is repeatable by others. ID fails because theres NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE supporting it. When you get some let us know. Until then it stays OUT of science class.
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To add to what druidbros said:
FSM is just as valid a theory as ID. That’s the whole point. One of the key principles of the scientific process is that the validity of a theory is based on whether observable, measurable evidence supports that theory, not how many people believe it’s true. Since the entire “theory” of ID is based on assumptions that require faith, it is not a valid topic to teach in a science class.
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It’s disgusting to me that you think that just because something is oh so spweshul to you, no one else should be able to mock it.
I mean, I totally love penguins. From now on, no one should ever make a joke about penguins! It would offend me! How can you mock something which is sacred to so many people?
I mean, seriously, fuck off. No one actually gives a shit about your opinion.
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“If Darwinism can be taught in schools, ID should be too, students have the right to hear ALL the theories. Stop pretending like FSMism is a real theory.”
Yeah! Student have the right to hear ALL theoriesexcept yours!
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ID is NOT A THEORY U STUPID FUCK TARD!!!!! Not one scientist, actual scientist, believes in intelligent design. ID is a religious belief totaly unsupported by anything but your religion. A “theory” in science, is NOT just an opinion us ass clown. STFU….. please.
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INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NOT A THEORY GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!
A theory can be defined as an estimated course of events based a scientific data, not the words of a 2,000 year old book!
No hate to christianity, but for the love of god AND FSM, at least go to high school before you decide to debate something!!!!
O, and P.S. our founding fathers decided to seperate church and state, and ID, being a product of the church, has no place in the state, I.E. public school. Good Christian or terrorist, u pick A.
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intelligent design is not a theory. the only ’scientists (though not real ones)’ that accept it are those that are disguised fundies. sorry that one scientific theory offends you so much. intelligent design only sounds smart when in reality it isn’t.
oh hey guys, lets see if the world is flat or if it’s round. after all, shouldn’t we be able to decide which one is true. even if it isn’t, we should still try to make a ’science’, right.
that’s basically what creation is, teaching superstition instead of reason.
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Real science will win, truth no matter how painful will stand. I have a fork and some shaker cheese, the FSM is going down. Then the next religion to bite the dust is Darwin and all his groupies. So run to your alters, the wine of truth is being poured, spelling the end of the pasta. Pirates are almost extinct and the parrot is been given to the cat. Watch closely evolutionist, your churches and priest of dis-information are next. Ha!
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@science wonder
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hahahahahahaha
Thanks science wanker :) That’s the first, (sorry second) decent laugh I’ve had today.
Please stay around and explain. By the way did you know that Pastafarianism is the fastest growing religion ever?
RAmen
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@God and FSM should hang out… Aug 2nd, 2006 at 3:17 pm
‘INTELLIGENT DESIGN IS NOT A THEORY GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!!’
Right! It is but a dream of the god-botherers!
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science wanker! I lurve it! And please, be our guest, eat all the pasta you can hold. May His Noodly Goodness warm the bossom of you soul and light your way out of the dark ages.
RAmen
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Do you Smell the garlic bread, the time is coming for true science to prevail!! Yes an end to the dark ages, let the light of science shine forth. Plogiston does not exist, the earth is round, The Monkees did play their own intruments, the dust on the moon is not 20 feet deep, the Sun is the center of the Solar system, The Universe is big and beautiful, you must stand upwind of a pirate, and I don’t care if your name is Chef Boy-r -dee get your meats balls out of my speghetti. I am not against religion, so go ahead and worship pasta or Darwin as you like, but science will not be denied.
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Which science would that be? Exactly.
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Ho hum
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What is an “intrument”?
And please don’t get in my shit because I don’t know.
Thank you…
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This one doesn’t seem to engage in conversation. Simply spewing out inane rhetoric on one thread after another. Almost robotic. Think we’re being invaded by “Unintelligently Designed Robots from the Future”?
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… This is the wrong website to argue for “intelligent” design. It doesn’t matter if your “God” comes and smacks me right across the face right now; you’re waddling around in a site full of people who have already decided that what you believe is idiotic.
Also, if you think pirates are extinct, you’re an idiot.
God is dead. RAmen.
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God is for a few centuries,
pirates are forever.
But don’t buy one for your true love, they’re incredibly attractive too.
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I thought this was thursday night?
Oh, wait it’s friday isn’t it. My bad.
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meep, meep…take me to you leader…meep…
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@Peter Popoff Dec 14th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
‘Oh, wait it’s friday isn’t it. My bad.’
I hope not, otherwise it’s Saturday here and I’ve completely lost a day! I wish someone would get the wrinkles out of the fabric of the time/space continuum for once and for all.
Not amused!
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hey Kiddies back for a little more fun. Arrrgh so I being thrown in the pot with Creationist, uh. Actually I was just firing broadsides from a ship of science, steered by the scientific method and willing to look at other evidence. I love pasta and wound up here. this is a great playground, but you religious boys are too serious. Relax, I would hate to see what would happen if you were to read Dr. A.E. Wilder-Smith’s book,” The Natural Sciences Know nothing of Evolution”. Heaven forbid ( oops sorry ) that.
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@science wonder
Like I said in the other thread. Please give us some evidence of you position. the theories of phlogiston (note the “H”), flat earth etc., have been proven false by science. Evolution has not. If you have any articles from peer-reviwed science journals that demonstrate evolution to be false then provide them. If all your going to do is cite theories that have been proven false hundreds of years ago you aren’t contributing anything to debate. There are far more theories that have been proven false than those which have not. Evolution is one that has not despite 147 years of research.
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Maybe ID should be taught in schools. I honestly wouldn’t care. But for ID to try to pass itself off as science is just silly. If it were properly placed in the religion section, I wouldn’t care less.
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You’re right, kids should hear all of the theories. Come back when ID has gone through the scientific rigor of becoming a fully fledged theory.
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RELIGION IS NOT A THEORY, FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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