HI My name is Toni And I am 14 years old i would just like to let you
know that I am extremly offended i can not belive that you actualy
believe that a bowl of pasta (nothing more) created the universe and
how dare you tell me I will burn in hell i know that i will go to
heaven and you know why? that is because i believe th truth and only
that that GOD created the universe and no where in the bible does it
say GOD is made of pasta and another thing you just sat down one day
and said let me write this book so people will do what i want not GOD i
think you had a little to much to drink when you came up with this crap
i am not angry it just upsets me that people have been decived by you
and you have been decived by satan himself he can disquise himself as
anything including a bowl of pasta.
-P.S Just 2 let you know you spelled it wrong its not WWFSMD it is WWJD
(what would jesus do) And he does love you please e-mail me back i
would love 2 hear from you What exactly are you trying to prove? Why is
it so scary to you that ID could be taught in schools? FSMism is not as
credible as ID like you and your endorsements claim. Everyone knows you
don’t really beleive a stupid wad of spaghetti created you. Do you find
it completely unconceivable that someone might actually have real faith
in their religion? And why are you just attacking Christianity?
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Hi Toni,
Considering even the Vatican calls “Intelligent Design” nothing short of the worst attempt of paganism to subvert Chrsitianity, even Christians should stop and take the time to actually THINK for a change.
You seem to believe in the Bible. That’s great. Telling people that it is fact though? What exactly do you base that on? How do you know? Were you there? THAT is exactly the point of the FSM.
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I know you’re only fourteen, but learn something now: people will take you seriously if you use proper grammar and spell correctly. You can’t write everything like a text message.
Also, FSM does not attack Christianity. FSM spoofs a group of fundamentalist Christians who insist on their religion being taught in public schools.
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If there’s one thing I just can’t get enough of, it is the opinions of adolescents. They really are the most insightful segment of society. And to have the wisdom of a 14-year-old provided to us here, without us having to ask…truly a cause for celebration.
Toni: Thank you for your words, steeped as they must be, in all of your broad life experiences. Thank you.
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Yeh, Im 15 yet still recognise the satire in the FSM, and im just wondering why only christians take offence? why dont all religions grab the pitchforks and slay the non-believers?
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CORRECTION: It is neither WWJD or WWFSMD, but rather:
WWJWGD – What Would John Wayne Gacy Do?
Think about it. . .
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Hi Toni,
Your soul’s eternity is not something to be taken lightly. Ask yourself this: Of all of the hundreds of religions in the world… have you researched them all out? Can you honestly say that the one religion you know of (that just so happens to be your parents) is the RIGHT one? We’re talking your soul here. Your existance after death. This is a MAJOR decision! I hope you have put more time into picking one that you would buying a new bike. Sadly, 99% of the people in the world just default to their parents’ religion. Do yourself a favor and don’t be so blind to the world.
And while you are at it, make sure you really research Christianity and the Bible on your own to fully understand its history and teachings. Don’t just accept what your parents and priest/pastor tell you, because thier view is just one of many. Please.
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… your fucking 14, shut up and let the grown ups talk little boy
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Look, I’m fifteen, and I understand that you’re extremely hot-headed and lack the physical and emotional stamina to think things through. You see, I’m a total bookworm, and the Bible is just one of the many texts I have read, and I found it an amazing work… Of FICTION. Yes, it contradicts itself, much like every other work of fiction ever written, and it makes predictions, just like every other work of fiction. That is, in fact, the point of speculative fiction. How’s about this, read 1984 by an amazing man named Orwell, and then take a look at Bush’s regime, or any other dictatorial or semi-dictatorial ruler. (now continue) Does it make Orwell a prophet? Maybe even God himself? No, Orwell’s just a smart man, and saw that meglomaniacal rulers would come along, and they would do so in strings. See? There’s a rational explanation to damned near everything.
Now, you need to control your raging hormones, take a deep breath, think rationally, and not go around taking on the world. You’re fourteen, you’re a religious fanatic, and when you one day die (I know you probably think you’re the next best thing to Jesus right now) you’ll probably go on to realize that Heaven is an illusion, all created by your frantic mind in the last few seconds before death. If you start rattling on about “X amount” of near-death experiences that “people around the world” have had in which they’ve seen some light at the end of some tunnel, and Jesus or St. Peter, or a mysterious figure was there, let me dismiss your illusions. Those were obviously clinical-psychotic reactions of the mind facing something that it cannot fathom, (such as the infinite darkness of true death) so it creates a rationalization from scraps of information that it can remember. Thus explained, when you die, you go wherever the hell you believe you’re going. Thanks for reading my opinion and backed up scientific facts (I’ve been dabbling in psychology for about a year and a half now and don’t feel like citing articles on psychosis). When the Bible one-ups me with something tangible, get back to me, mmkay?
-Asher Rosenbloom
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Beyond the staggering ignorance tied to this message, I am actually more horrified that I share an age with you, dear Toni. Oh well, I guess this is the difference between 97th percentile scores in one of the country’s best districts and getting 35th in some 2000 person county in the middle of Oklahoma. Go Jesuit Catholic; they’re all about the education once the alter boys are spent
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“you spelled it wrong”
If that isnt hypocrisy, i don’t know what is.
Learn to write before you send anymore opinionated emails, please.
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14 year olds should be seen and not heard. Go to school and educated, and come back after college.
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Dread Pirate Roberts, I’m onlyu 15? And as you can see, I’ve been one of the most intelligent people on this site, explaining tot hese christians who can’t justify there own opinion, but think they have the right to judge someone else’s.
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Damn, I hit a major typo in my last responce. I should’ve said: I am only 15, should I be seen and not heard?
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Oh but Toni, where in the Bible does it say God ISN’T made of pasta? So, therefore, your god may be a flying spaghetti monster.
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Oh… my…. god… kid, get a clue before you start ranting. All that FSMism is doing is offering a different point of view, as all religions do. If you come back and say that they flogged a massive part of their ideals from Christianity, then take a good look at how much they flogged from Paganism, and how much they flogged from ancient Egyptians and so forth and so on. Ok, so this one is a little more tongue in cheek than another religion that I’ve studied, but anyone who is truly firm in their belief does not need to get so uptight about someonelse’s. It’s only when someone is not so sure of their faith, that they feel the need to justify, ridicule and scream at someonelse’s ideals.
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Dear Tony
First of all, let me commend you on the lack of obscenity and hate filled threats, (full of gay innuendos) which the pastafarians are normally subjected to, in your letter.
We get a lot a that. Though, not so much since the head of the evangelical churches was caught out, for buying drugs and having gay sex (which his churches adamantly preach against) with a male prostitute, a few days ago.
Anyway, I am simply posting to inform you that we do not believe a bowl of pasta created the universe. We believe (know) the one true god, “The Flying Spaghetti Monster” created the universe. A bowl of pasta is simply considered sacrament. (kinda like the host representing Jeesus body in christian churches)
RAmen
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…And why are you just attacking Christianity?….
err….we are here at our church. Why are you attacking FSM?
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“and no where in the bible does it say GOD is made of pasta”
You are reading the wrong gospel Tony.
RAmen
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There are still many among us who eat noodly confections in abundance and are blind to the word of our saviour. Our quest continues. RAmen and pass the Parmesan.
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you suck toni.
How dare you.
You will burn in the boiling pot of pasta.
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Oh My! Look a fundie in the making! :D
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toni must suck huge jesus balls (damn, that’s me. i hate my followers)
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this thread is months old. we must be getting desperate, trolling around on hatemails like this, looking for somewhere to vent the day’s stress. we need new hatemails!
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I agree! Burn the Fundies! :D
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Hi my name is Tini and I am a Christoholic
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ok, if this toni kid is really this christian, by the time he gets into high school he most likely get his ass kicked. i also bet he would never get laid. and yes toni, the fact that ID is mentioned in schools is scary enough. if i ever saw this kid get beat up, i would sit down and laugh my ass off. hell, i might even help them kick his ass. all fundies deserve to get their asses kicked. if that happened, i would thank god.
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wait, hold on, he most likely is in highschool. i bet the seniors love to play around with him. (he could be in 8th grade)
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God Bless you Toni. For you are brave enough to profess your love of me, to these heathens. God Bless you child.
Amen
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Us heathens thank you “Jesus Loves You Too!!!” for blessing us with your presence. Your advice is kindhearted and full of hope. May you be forever touched by His Noodly Appendage.
RAmen
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Dear Mad John Kidd.
Well you know, I do what I can.
Amen
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just great, another creepy fan of mine. when do i get any cool fans
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If jesus loves me, why am i going 2 hell?
The moment you can justify your lack of belief in other religions will be the moment when you realize why us fsmists do the same.
PS only a total dickhead would not follow up on his own post.
:P
tha beast
PPS I am 15, and my parents are diehard orthodox christians, when i told them that i would believe in pasta (just as a thought experiment), I realized that all christians are such assholes to the one true faith of the fsm. You fundies don’t go up to muslims and say “yeah, you believe Muhammad rode up to heaven on a horse, what bullshit! You’re going to burn in hell.” But you do do virtually the same thing to pastafarians. But of course; Jesus flying up to heaven is sooooooo much more logical than Muhammad riding a horse.
Point made
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when i get back from heaven, i will make hawaii spew out beer
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I saved a bunch of money by switching to geico.
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I know you slimy religious nuts won’t show this, but science will win!!! Science based in facts not psuedo science. Scientists around the world will unite and the pasta people and darwin druggies will all have to run. Mark my words the time is coming. So enjoy your pirate ways, worship Darwin as you want, hide your head in holes, this will not last.
This is the 21st century, is time for zealots to open your minds and stop mocking science. Mankind has been held back long enough by the dark ages of religious bigotry.
So what are you gonna do when the pasta hits the fan and Darwin cannot evolve.??
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@science wonder
What???
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@ science wonder
A bit vague don’t you think? Just exactly which “science” are you referring to?
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Are you a YEC??
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That would be too good to be true. Probably an IDiot.
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@Mad John Kidd Dec 14th, 2006 at 8:56 pm
‘That would be too good to be true.’
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Yeah we haven’t had one of the really blind ignorant ones for at least…..well since the dokta was here, I think. I like it when the YECs come, coz they are more ridiculous and evangelical.
RAmen
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Yeah, bring it on O wonder of science, we’re waiting. Please, do feel free to clarify just what it is you are trying to educate us. We lurve a good lesson in humility…or is that hilarity…I forget which.
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I’d say that what we have here is a ‘wank and run’ troll.
Boring!!
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HI My name is Toni And I am 14 years old i would just like to let you
know that I speak in very long sentanceses and have problems spellllin because i hav my own head up my arse.
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Who the hell looks this far back!!!
Ooh this thread looks fun!
Hi my name is Brian and I’m 14, but I actually know how to spell! I am extremely offended by your horrible grammar you give a bad name to all us perfectly intellegent teenagers. Get a life mate!
pwnd nub
RAmen
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Dude, that’s it right their. Faith and science are mutually exclusive. Also, I’d like you to logically show how ID and UD are not equally valid in a scientific sense. On another note, we never told any one where they would spend their afterlife. I guess you fundies are just so used to saying that to anyone of a different religion that you just expect it right back.
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wait, isn’t it a sin to make fun of others? like PASTAFARIANS??
RAmen
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