HI My name is Toni at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

HI My name is Toni And I am 14 years old i would just like to let you
know that I am extremly offended i can not belive that you actualy
believe that a bowl of pasta (nothing more) created the universe and
how dare you tell me I will burn in hell i know that i will go to
heaven and you know why? that is because i believe th truth and only
that that GOD created the universe and no where in the bible does it
say GOD is made of pasta and another thing you just sat down one day
and said let me write this book so people will do what i want not GOD i
think you had a little to much to drink when you came up with this crap
i am not angry it just upsets me that people have been decived by you
and you have been decived by satan himself he can disquise himself as
anything including a bowl of pasta.

-P.S Just 2 let you know you spelled it wrong its not WWFSMD it is WWJD
(what would jesus do) And he does love you please e-mail me back i
would love 2 hear from you What exactly are you trying to prove? Why is
it so scary to you that ID could be taught in schools? FSMism is not as
credible as ID like you and your endorsements claim. Everyone knows you
don’t really beleive a stupid wad of spaghetti created you. Do you find
it completely unconceivable that someone might actually have real faith
in their religion? And why are you just attacking Christianity?

Purchase the Gospel

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American

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41 Mad John Kidd Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:09 pm

Yeah, bring it on O wonder of science, we’re waiting. Please, do feel free to clarify just what it is you are trying to educate us. We lurve a good lesson in humility…or is that hilarity…I forget which.
42 Wench Nikkiee Dec 14th, 2006 at 9:15 pm

I’d say that what we have here is a ‘wank and run’ troll.
Boring!!
43 Jack Mar 24th, 2007 at 5:31 pm

HI My name is Toni And I am 14 years old i would just like to let you
know that I speak in very long sentanceses and have problems spellllin because i hav my own head up my arse.
44 Pixel Pop Mar 24th, 2007 at 6:21 pm

Who the hell looks this far back!!!
Ooh this thread looks fun!
Hi my name is Brian and I’m 14, but I actually know how to spell! I am extremely offended by your horrible grammar you give a bad name to all us perfectly intellegent teenagers. Get a life mate!
pwnd nub
RAmen
45 El Peatieablo Sep 2nd, 2007 at 9:56 am

Dude, that’s it right their. Faith and science are mutually exclusive. Also, I’d like you to logically show how ID and UD are not equally valid in a scientific sense. On another note, we never told any one where they would spend their afterlife. I guess you fundies are just so used to saying that to anyone of a different religion that you just expect it right back.
46 Mr, Noodle May 8th, 2008 at 12:54 pm

wait, isn’t it a sin to make fun of others? like PASTAFARIANS??
RAmen