2006 July archive at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for July, 2006

Mocking other religons is unnecesary

Published by henderob July 31st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 83 Comments

Mocking Christianity with the fork on cross and FMS eating Jesus fish is gay mocking other religonsd is eniterly wrong and unnesecary just because you disagree with us and would rather worship something that is clearly fake is your problem so please do not mock other religons in your quest for the Spaghetti god

If i was your creator

Published by henderob July 31st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 64 Comments

If I was your creator and you mocked me in this manner I couldn’t think of a hell hot enough for you. It is really sad to think that at Judgement you will be standing in front of God Almighty and he will look at you and say “Depart from me ye worker of iniquity, […]

Your offensive site

Published by henderob July 30th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 49 Comments

I find your site degrading and offensive. God does not allow for the type of logical fallicies you promote on your site. For instance, why would a perfect, infanate being have to rest for three days after creation? The bible clearly establishes a maximum one to six day resting ratio for the creation of the […]

your purpose

Published by henderob July 30th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 42 Comments

Do you think that by mocking God, you empower yourself or in anyway benefit your own happiness? Lets say I told you that all people go to either heaven, a good place, or hell, a bad place, when they die. If you said that you know that nothing happens when you die but that one […]

what the hell is this?

Published by henderob July 27th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 53 Comments

PASTAFARIAN?!? that doesn’t even make sense!! why the hell would god be PASTA?!? It sounds like you were bored and asked “why don’t pirates exist anymore? and why doesn’t heaven have a stripper factory and a beer volcano?” Well buddy, just because you google searched some stupid fact and made a website, doesn’t […]

think

Published by henderob July 26th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 33 Comments

hey,u know what none cares Wat u think about God’s sense of humor,u know what u may not be christian but,there’s lot of people out there trying 2 seek God n they don’t need any info, about God by u so,i think it will b better if u stop n start acting more like a […]

I just find it interesting

Published by henderob July 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 63 Comments

I just find it interesting that someone like you, who appears to have some knowledge, can take something like this so far. Well, I don’t find it unusual, but interesting.
Here’s a man, claiming to be enlightened, to have understanding and to have a grasp of reality, using science to back up his equation. Now […]

What in the world is

Published by henderob July 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 26 Comments

What in the world is the spaghetti monster.
are you high when you decided to make up the spaghetti monster casue i think you were their is no such thing as the spaghtti monste. but there is such thing as Jesus and you need Him really really bad not making fun of you but honesty […]

hey bobby! i agree with

Published by henderob July 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 14 Comments

hey bobby! i agree with one of the previous commentors (mellisa) and im just writing to say i shall be praying for you too. her comment pretty much said it all n i can’t improve on it.however, i would like to know specifically what motivates you, because there are much easier ways to make money. […]

You are the biggest hypocrite

Published by henderob July 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 113 Comments

You are the biggest hypocrite I have ever been exposed to; throughout your page you repeatedly assert that evolution is the only “scientific” explanation of the origin of species, yet right on your front page you say that such absurd theories as the “Flying Spaghetti Monster” should also be incorporated into public high school science […]

I do believe you are

Published by henderob July 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 315 Comments

I do believe you are a fucking retard and I hope you burn in hell. Fuck you and the flying spaghetti monster. Postmodernism is a self defeating concept. Read Josh McDowell’s book for a good overview of what life is truly about you dumbass humanist. You obviously think life is just a big damn joke. […]

ok first off i want

Published by henderob July 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 15 Comments

ok first off i want to start by asking do you really believe everything that you wrote on that page about us being created by a freaking giant spaghetti monster?? cuz if you do wow give me some of what your on cuz it has got to be strong in order to have you believing […]

You know what I think?

Published by henderob July 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 20 Comments

You know what I think? I believe you are retarded and a spastic.
Sally Geller

alright man. i dont know

Published by henderob July 23rd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 54 Comments

alright man. i dont know what the heck you think you are doing. but just wait till you are standing in front of the gates of heaven. when god asks you “Why should I let you into Heaven?” what are you going to say? “let me in because i mocked you my entire pathetic life, […]

dear bobby, in a sense

Published by henderob July 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 9 Comments

dear bobby, in a sense i feel sorry for your taking all this grief from people who say that you need Jesus yet curse at you..they need Jesus too…but I must agree with them that you do also. Beleive it or not,youre a false prophet.some may take the flying spagheti monstere as a joke…but i […]

This Flying Spaghetti Monster is

Published by henderob July 22nd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 17 Comments

This Flying Spaghetti Monster is the biggest pile of horse shit i have ever heard in my entire life.

people like you are scum,

Published by henderob July 21st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 35 Comments

people like you are scum, I hope you die by the hands of some sick perverted guy who will skullfuck you and then use your skin to make lampshades.

your a fuckin faggot and

Published by henderob July 19th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 46 Comments

your a fuckin faggot and burn in hell. if i knew you personally id slit your throat and watch you suffer as i laugh and do a fat cocaine like off of your dead body. I would then light you on fire, light my cigerette off of the ashes, smoke weed with the fire and […]

I’ts sad so many people

Published by henderob July 17th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 19 Comments

I’ts sad so many people believe in this ridiculous religion. Oh wait,
maybe I shouldn’t say believe, because I don’t they any of them would
be willing to die for “FSMism” or evolution either for that matter.
Hopefully God will be more merciful to you than you are to Him. Enjoy
mocking the beliefs of the mass majority of […]

Bobby, I happened upon your

Published by henderob July 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 25 Comments

Bobby, I happened upon your website. I believe that the most frightening situation a human being can be in is to lose the fear of their Creator, fear that brings about wisdom, understanding, honor, humility, service to their family, church and neighbors. It is a fear that seeks to give their creator all of the […]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American