You’re a psycho. I hope the spaghetti monster chokes on its tentacles and dies. You are crazy if you think a piece of food created you. Dude, get a life. Go to church and find out who really created you…GOD! Once again…YOU ARE PSYCHO!
You’re a psycho. I hope
Um… we were created by SPAGHETTI not SQUID. The FSM doesn’t have tentacles. He has a Noodly Appendage. Get your facts straight before you start criticizing. Now, I’m sure, that this bit of confusion has been cleared up, this religion will make much more sense to you. Who’s ever heard of spaghetti with tentacles anyway?
Now I could be wrong in thinking this but…… He say’s we are crazy if we think a piece of food created it. According to other religious beliefs, we were created in the image /of/ God. The image of man. Has anyone considered that we are food as well? Maybe not to any other creature on this planet (well some), but maybe to another species, maybe an alien race. We could be food to them. So hence, we were created by food, or at least in the image of food.
God created me…. funny, I thought it was my mother and father in a fit of passion…
The idea that god created humans has been around for what, 2000 years? What did the Greeks believe, or the Romans, or the Egyptians, or the Sumerians? Ideas come and go as the winds of fashion change… you better get use to that… cause who’s to say that in 1000 years time humans won’t vermontly that they were created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
*Has anyone considered that we are food as well? Maybe not to any other creature on this planet (well some), but maybe to another species, maybe an alien race.*
Well, we certainly have been food in the past, our wonderful ancestors probably got eaten by sabertooths and other predators.
And what if Armorken is right and Earth is just a farm to another species, raising humans for food, they’ve planted us here and will come to harvest us soon…
Maybe they wrote the bible so humans could get comfort from it while we were being bred for stupidity so we would willingly go to slaughter…
Yikes! (maybe they’ll eat the dumb christians first)
go to church and find out who really created you.
is that supposed to be an insult?
It’s a shame, really. You’d have thought it’d be easy converting Christians to the way of the FSM, given that so much of their religion revolves around the god/food connection (bread=body of Christ, wine=blood, manna from Heaven, fishes and loaves, turning water into wine .. now that’s a neat trick I can definitely relate to and respect!). But no .. they are always at least one step ahead of us with their infernal logic and rationality. Perhaps we need a pretzel mine near the beer volcano, or sommat.
First, it occurs to me that taking the name of your god and pretending to be him is blasphemy. Second, you say go to church, but which church should we go to?? There are many churches with different versions of “the truth.” How can you be sure the one you belong to is right?? Each church would claim just as vehemently that they are right. And what about the synagogues or the mosques? There are more religions then simply Christianity. What proof do you have that you are right?
@thecrazynomad,
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‘First, it occurs to me that taking the name of your god and pretending to be him is blasphemy.’
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Sounds like you’re talking to our friend jesus christ, there. But the big jc was just quoting the email right at the top of this thread – and giving his own comment on it: ‘is that supposed to be an insult?’
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Good points there, thecrazynomad, but (and forgive me if I’m wrong) mind the friendly fire…