Bobby, How did you come

Published June 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Bobby,

How did you come up with such an amazing theory? Its amazing that a faggot like you could be so brilliant. I love it when people think they are soooo smart. It brings a smile to my face. I can’t wait to meet the spaghetti monster, so I can eat him in one setting. This country was raised on god, “In god we trust.” If you don’t think he’s real, then get the hell out of here. Spaghetti is for the birds.

Love, Brad



31 Responses to “Bobby, How did you come”

  1. BB says:

    I’m surprised nobody has mentioned the 1st Amendment of the US Constitution, declaring the separation of state and religion; America as a democratic nation was very much NOT “raised on God”, although you are free to believe what you like… also in the constitution, as The Dread Pirate Roberts mentions.
     
    It does raise the question though – by printing money with the motto ‘In God We Trust’, does the U.S. Treasury breach the 1st amendment?

  2. jesus christ says:

    the last thing our country wants is a nation under god. then it would be a theocracy

  3. Peter Popoff says:

    God: A material effigy that is worshipped.

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    Look it up!
    Ramen

  4. Peter Popoff says:

    “money was his god”
    Ramen

  5. Jack says:

    Brad: oh, a name that stinks in male testostorone

  6. Shinysheep says:

    @missbossy:
    ““Spaghetti is for the birds.”

    Are you saying you admit that the FSM has dominion over the birds? Would you concede then that the Swimming Spaghetti Monster rules the creatures of the sea? ”

    Even those their god doesnt want them to eat;

    http://www.godhatesshrimp.com ?

  7. El Peatieablo says:

    I dare you to prove that this country was raised on god. Go on, I’m waiting.

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