You’re a psycho. I hope the spaghetti monster chokes on its tentacles and dies. You are crazy if you think a piece of food created you. Dude, get a life. Go to church and find out who really created you…GOD! Once again…YOU ARE PSYCHO!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
So phychosis exists in anyone who follows religions in general, or just that specific one? Or is anyone who doesn’t follow Christianity psychotic? Sinners AND psychotics?
fundamentalist christians = no sense of irony
You are crazy if you think a piece of food created you. Dude, get a life. Go to church and find out who really created you…GOD!
Hmmm.
Is that supposed to make me take you seriously?
Yeah, ’cause we all know that the Christian (Catholic) church has never been corrupt or done anything downright evil or anything.
The bible was written by men, so it can’t be infallible, as many people here claim. In addition, the men who wrote it wanted to reinforce their own points of view and denounce all others.
These commentors apparently don’t realize that FSMism doesn’t sound any more absurd than Christianity.
These jingoistic Christian idiots make me laugh and be angry at the same time..
After reading the amazing rants that this most amusing and imaginative site has inspired, I’m ready to believe that being religious, especially being Fundamentalist Christian, makes one stupid, humorless, and also very bad at spelling and typing. Hey, all you foaming-at-the-mouth Fundies and others: this is a JOKE!
Leonore H. Dvorkin, Denver, Colo.
author of Why I’m Glad I Had Breast Cancer
www.dvorkin.com
hey, stupid, try to read the whole thing and not just skim the parts you find interesting. If you understood sarcasm you’d know that the FSM is a parody. Christianity, Judaism, Hinduism, Islam, and all other religions are entirely fictional, so Bobby invented the most ridiculous one he could in an attempt to get stupid people, like you, to recognize this fact. If you’re going to believe in a fairy tale (The Bible) then pick one with less incest/murder and more fun.
I just hope that Pastafarianism doesn’t go the way of Scientology, that’s a joke that went WAY too far.
Anyone who takes this seriously is either mentally ill or retarded.
The FSM is a joke, always has been a joke, and NO: HE DOES NOT BELIEVE HE WAS CREATED BY PASTA!!!
If you are too unintelligent or blinded by ignorance to realise that this is a parody then I feel sorry for you. But not sorry enough to care about you.
So you believe in the FSM?
Good.
Step 1 Complete.
>D
Psycho?
But then again who is sane?
I WANT TO BELIEVE!!!!!!!! The fact that His Noodlyness created me cannot be denied.
Um… we were created by SPAGHETTI not SQUID. The FSM doesn’t have tentacles. He has a Noodly Appendage. Get your facts straight before you start criticizing. Now, I’m sure, that this bit of confusion has been cleared up, this religion will make much more sense to you. Who’s ever heard of spaghetti with tentacles anyway?
Now I could be wrong in thinking this but…… He say’s we are crazy if we think a piece of food created it. According to other religious beliefs, we were created in the image /of/ God. The image of man. Has anyone considered that we are food as well? Maybe not to any other creature on this planet (well some), but maybe to another species, maybe an alien race. We could be food to them. So hence, we were created by food, or at least in the image of food.
God created me…. funny, I thought it was my mother and father in a fit of passion…
The idea that god created humans has been around for what, 2000 years? What did the Greeks believe, or the Romans, or the Egyptians, or the Sumerians? Ideas come and go as the winds of fashion change… you better get use to that… cause who’s to say that in 1000 years time humans won’t vermontly that they were created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster?
*Has anyone considered that we are food as well? Maybe not to any other creature on this planet (well some), but maybe to another species, maybe an alien race.*
Well, we certainly have been food in the past, our wonderful ancestors probably got eaten by sabertooths and other predators.
And what if Armorken is right and Earth is just a farm to another species, raising humans for food, they’ve planted us here and will come to harvest us soon…
Maybe they wrote the bible so humans could get comfort from it while we were being bred for stupidity so we would willingly go to slaughter…
Yikes! (maybe they’ll eat the dumb christians first)
go to church and find out who really created you.
is that supposed to be an insult?
It’s a shame, really. You’d have thought it’d be easy converting Christians to the way of the FSM, given that so much of their religion revolves around the god/food connection (bread=body of Christ, wine=blood, manna from Heaven, fishes and loaves, turning water into wine .. now that’s a neat trick I can definitely relate to and respect!). But no .. they are always at least one step ahead of us with their infernal logic and rationality. Perhaps we need a pretzel mine near the beer volcano, or sommat.
First, it occurs to me that taking the name of your god and pretending to be him is blasphemy. Second, you say go to church, but which church should we go to?? There are many churches with different versions of “the truth.” How can you be sure the one you belong to is right?? Each church would claim just as vehemently that they are right. And what about the synagogues or the mosques? There are more religions then simply Christianity. What proof do you have that you are right?
@thecrazynomad,
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‘First, it occurs to me that taking the name of your god and pretending to be him is blasphemy.’
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Sounds like you’re talking to our friend jesus christ, there. But the big jc was just quoting the email right at the top of this thread - and giving his own comment on it: ‘is that supposed to be an insult?’
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Good points there, thecrazynomad, but (and forgive me if I’m wrong) mind the friendly fire…
Personally, I choose my religion by the quality of beer served during mass. Needless to say, that narrows the field significantly.
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OEJ
Sorry, I didn’t mean to imply that the FSM is any less valid. I just get very irritated by people who refuse to believe that other beliefs may be valid as well. I think it’s irresponsible for someone to completely ignore all other religions simply because they believe differently. It’s when you think that you’re religion is essentially right and all others are wrong that you get wars.
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Find out who really created me? Vishnu? Dad/Mum? Extensive marketing? depending which building I walk into, I’m gonna “find out the truth” with completely different flavours…the difference this time is that meatballs taste so nice!
Why does insulting me make me want to follow your instructions again?