Bobby,
How did you come up with such an amazing theory? Its amazing that a faggot like you could be so brilliant. I love it when people think they are soooo smart. It brings a smile to my face. I can’t wait to meet the spaghetti monster, so I can eat him in one setting. This country was raised on god, “In god we trust.” If you don’t think he’s real, then get the hell out of here. Spaghetti is for the birds.
Love, Brad
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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Brad? Since you sem to know a lot about faggots I find it interesting that you close your letter with ‘Love, Brad’. Are you trying to put the moves on Bobby? Oh for shame Brad. What would your cousin, I mean, wife think?
Bobby: It’s a joke created to point out that intelligent design has no place in school. Once more, it’s a joke. And before you forget: joke.
I’m sorry, I meant Brad. I suck at names.
Just because you authored it as a joke, doesn’t mean it’s not true.
How much of Dante’s Inferno became Catholic Dogma?
Angry christian simpleton uses “faggot” in his post…how inventive.
Dude, learn some new insults. Or is it that you are trying to tell us something?
Oh and FYI “In God We Trust” was not added to US money until the 1950s.
And finally, who uses the phrase “for the birds?” You’re an iconoclastic asshat, I’ll give you that.
It’s funny this guy thinks the “in god we trust” thing has been around since the founding of our country, when actually it was only put on money about a century later.
http://www.ustreas.gov/education/fact-sheets/currency/in-god-we-trust.shtml
Singe,
You’re right, I was thinking 1950s because that’s when the motto started appearing on paper money.
“Spaghetti is for the birds.”
Are you saying you admit that the FSM has dominion over the birds? Would you concede then that the Swimming Spaghetti Monster rules the creatures of the sea?
Dear Brad,
For someone who so enjoys the use of sarcasm in comments you seem to somehow possess the ineptitude to pick up on it whenever anyone else uses it.
According to you my dear friend Brad, this country was “raised on god”. Consider this definition of “on” from the American Heritage Dictionary, 2000:
“In one’s possession; with: I haven’t a cent on me.”
So what you’re saying is that God is in America’s possession? Interesting. If I recall, another little tidbit that is in America’s possession is the prison in Guantanamo Bay. And you know what’s in Guantanamo Bay? Terrorists. Basically, you worship terrorists. Traitor.
Now, as for your comment about “eating [FSM] in one [sic] setting”, we turn once again to the American Heritage Dictionary in 2000 for the definition of the word “eat”:
“To absorb the cost or expense of: ‘You can eat your loss and switch the remaining money to other investment portfolios’ (Marlys Harris).”
I’m so glad you have decided to absorb Flying Spaghetti Monsterism into your daily life. Or, perhaps, you were referring to this other definition from the American Heritage Dictionary?
“Vulgar slang. To perform oral sex on.”
Love, Jason
Come on folks,
Wouldn’t you say that 90% of these hate mails are written by people like yourselves looking to stir the pot.
I’m an Atheist and I think it adds nothing to the conversation by trolling on these boards. Religous zealots are simple minded folk who care not of the rantings of college kids (let alone the FSM).
Let’s get along with each other,
Darby
Darby, you want to get down sometime?
This country was raised on god– and if you don’t believe in Him then get the hell out and go to one of those countries that God DIDN’T create!
Are you saying that if you don’t trust in god you should just die? or leave? How nice. That is very christian of you :D
FSM never threatned people to join his faith
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“In god we trust…”
…to do what?
As far as I know, if he exists, he sits there, playing games on the computer.
‘Cause I’ve never seen him do anything.
Ever.
What a nice thing to say, he thinks you’re smart, Bobby!
“This country was raised on god, “In god we trust.†If you don’t think he’s real, then get the hell out of here. Spaghetti is for the birds.”
We also have a simple thing called FREEDOM OF RELIGION. It’s in the constitution, Read it , if you can.
Well it seems that my followers are causing you all quite a deal of havoc. Actually, I’m don’t play games on the computer, I’m sitting up here in the clouds playing Black Jack with Flying Spaghetti Monster, Buhda, and Alf. Just clearing things up, have a nice day.
“In god we trust.â€
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I have an idea mate, you trust God I’ll trust science and we’ll see who lives longer. Oh and science has all the drugs and medicines so you’ll just have to pray when you get ill!
Actually, Kent Hovind is right about that whole B-17 curing cancer thing. If you were to consume 50 peach seeds right now, I can guarentee that you would never get cancer. That may just be because you would die of cyanide poisoning, but whatever. I’ll stick with medical science
God didn’t make birds for eating spaghetti