2006 June archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for June, 2006

Bobby, although I don’t agree

Published by Bobby Henderson June 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 11 Comments

Bobby, although I don’t agree with your “beliefs” I will accept it. You may think that you have all the answers when you know in fact, yo u are missing out on the real truth. God is calling you to be a witness to the faith, not the one which you have chosen, but another. [...]

You’re a psycho. I hope

Published by Bobby Henderson June 12th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 20 Comments

You’re a psycho. I hope the spaghetti monster chokes on its tentacles and dies. You are crazy if you think a piece of food created you. Dude, get a life. Go to church and find out who really created you…GOD! Once again…YOU ARE PSYCHO!

Bobby, How did you come

Published by Bobby Henderson June 10th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 31 Comments

Bobby,
How did you come up with such an amazing theory? Its amazing that a faggot like you could be so brilliant. I love it when people think they are soooo smart. It brings a smile to my face. I can’t wait to meet the spaghetti monster, so I can eat him in one setting. This [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American