Listen I never ever want

Published May 10th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Listen I never ever want to see your flyer on my door ever again! #1 I do not appreciate solicitation of any kind but when I was floored by what I saw on my door I took time to research what you were trying to say because I was so striken by it! I do NOT agree with what you are saying at all and I think you are crazy, there has to be something wrong with you. I appreciate anyone’s opinion of religion because as a member of the media I am well aware of the freedom of speech but when you invade my space by putting that shit on my door illegally, especially something so crazy as the flying spaghetti monster, I get very short- tempered with people like you! If I see something like this on my door ever again I will take action against you personally. I do feel like everyone is allowed to have an opinion and I did research your beliefs and this is me saying I do not agree with them so please do not try to solicit in my area again. Thank You, Jamie, Athens GA



12 Responses to “Listen I never ever want”

  1. Count Crisco says:

    Hmmm… I don’t think that Pastafarians would put fliers up, but if we did, it would only be to point out the rudeness of Jehova’s witnesses and the like. If you don’t believe in it, you shouldn’t bother to get worked up about it. Besides, I would love to have a flier of the FSM put on my door! I don’t know about you, but I’d say you should just relax.

  2. Johnny Aldente says:

    Use the backside of the Flyer as a Notepaper, or turn it into a Paperplane for Kids
    who cant buy things at Toys R us.

    RAmen

  3. ex-Possible Convert says:

    You can’t blame Jamie…of course he/she’s angry…probably thought it was a coupon for free Spaghetti Bolognese!

    RAmen

  4. Don Lane says:

    Where is my flyer! I am now a member of the media because I am writing a response. And using punctuation! Wow Jaime, you really need to sit down with a platefull of his noodly goodness!

    RAmen

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