I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
To all my friends
I have decided to abandon Judaism, and follow that great Durum Wheat anomaly that you mortals conceive of as the FSM.
Remember, it is not the parmesan that enhances the pasta, but rather the other way around, or maybe the two combined are greater than each alone, I forget the details.
Yours
Jesus
False religion eh… I hate to break it to you.. but… all religion is false so maybe you should think on that one :) I like the religion that at least you can eat!!! yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Big Bad Pirate
I, who have been endowed by myself to watch over my flock, have deemed you all sinners and you shall henceforth added to my boiling cauldron of spaghetti sauce.
They keep saying “YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
Its funny cause you cant get killed by none existent things.
And Im not a liberal cock sucker my girlfriend is.
Im a liberal pussy eater.
Ramen
“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”. Wow – that’s the screwiest bit of “logic” I’ve seen on this site. Does that mean if we could actually see Jesus kill someone it would DISprove his existence?
mentos @101 – Actually Falls Church is a city in Virginia, a suburb of Washington DC. Having lived in Fairfax for five years and having run into his type before, I would speculate that John Wallace is a former Bush administration employee who’s out of work because his waterboarding skills are not called for anymore. I’m sure he’s feeling the economic pinch created by his former boss and feeling resentful that he can’t find a new job with his resume so he needs to vent his impotent anger by flaming our site.
By the way, I hear that being a conservative xtian makes you a particularly good torturer. I mean, look at the Inquisition, those guys were the masters. They seem to have a special knack (or lack).
Ramen