I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
Dear John,
Is that your real name or is it just a divine coincidence? Since you seem to know a lot about faggots I find it interesting that you close your letter liberal cocksucker. Did you know this is not a dating site? Are you trying to put the moves on Bobby? Oh for shame ‘John’. What would your cousin, I mean, wife think?
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Liberal Cocksucker would be an awesome name for a band.
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wow, this is funny. 1st of all, why the hell are christians cussing? 2nd of all, if u guys dont like any of this then shut the hell up and stop talking to these ppl. i mean god, u all look like a buncha fags if u ask me. lol – im not sayin i agree with this ‘religion’ or anything but i certainly dont agree with these dumbass christians on here – y do u even bother commenting? all it does is go down the shitter (liberal cocksucker…funny)
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it’s an obvious joke…
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“WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE”
Is it me, or is this just ironic?
“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
The statement above is a logical fallacy.
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Down with ninjas! Horray Pirates!
Ramen!
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Ok, we get the fact that you’re “yelling” in your little psycho rant here but you really should consider turning off the caps lock. Also, have you looked into using the apostrophe? Oh, and how about getting a lobotomy? Or being sodomized by an elephant? Nevermind, I like elephants. I wouldn’t want to degenerate elephants like that. How about you sodomizing your mother? You could be a motherfucker!!
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“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”
Mahandas Ghandi
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WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE—the new name for my band (formerly YOUR MOM SUX DONKEY BALLS, formerly TBA)
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What’s “horsehit”? Cruelty to animals is illegal in most states. Maybe you should prey to “Jebus” to make you more proficient at spelling. Typical of bible-thumping brainstems.
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YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
My guess is that John here, is a contradiction with germs.
Gotta love those conservative family values.
Where would this country be without them?
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WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE—the new name for my band
Posted by: cugat | July 31, 2006 at 07:55 PM
Catchy!! But can you fit it on a flyer?
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Again, angry fundamentalist christian simpleton MUST use “gay/fag” and “retarded” when posting. At least he mixed it up a little with “cocksucker.”
I’m beginning to suspect that these two words (gay and retard) are included in a book entitled “How To Sound Like A Raving Psychopath on the Internet for Christian and/or Conservative Dummies”
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BOBBY, BOBBY, THIS IS GOD BOBBY. THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS AND TOO BAD SO MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. LET’S DO LUNCH NEXT WEEK. I FEEL LIKE SOME PASTA, HOW ABOUT YOU?
I AM
ps: YOU SHOULD WEAR SUNGLASSES. REMEMBER I’VE GOT THAT WHOLE FACE OF BLINDING LIGHT AND ALL.
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“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
Neither has the Easter Bunny.
Yes God’s love and grace is certainly working through this man. Peace be with you… and pasta too.
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You sir, are a genius! Not just brilliant…but a sheer genius! How did I not, in my ten thousand days of stoned thoughts and endless mental meandering, not come up with an idea that would not only challenge the very beliefs and idealogies we all hold so near and dear to our hearts, but an idea that would actually touch the lives and souls of so many in so many ways…( and make some money doing so at the same time ;) I am impressed…really I am…you will find you place in heaven, even if I must sacrifice my own place [if I am even allowed to be in such an imaginary realm after I die] for you to be there in my stead. The world needs more minds and souls and thoughts like yours…you have made me smile and laugh and think..and in the end, that is all that really matters most. I find it most excellent that you have infuriated so many people with such arbitrary but creative silliness, and you have also given birth to a GOD…a GOD of tasty pasta noodles and beefy round delicious balls of meat that we all can partake of in our sorrow and tragedy here on Earth to remember what our place in the universe really is. You sir…are a genius! I applaud you, BRAVO!!!!
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Listen up you heathen bastards, only He is our true light and savior. It is only through Him that we are saved. Your false ‘Gods’ will do nothing for you when the final judgment comes down. Only when you give up your lies and silly made up religions, claiming that some ‘divine force’ came to you, telling you how your soul may be saved, will you finally know the Truth and the Peace. Your claims are ridiculous, and half the things in your so-called ‘bible’ are patently absurd. If you don’t stop bashing on the True Religion, with your words of hatred for the True Savior, you may find yourself burning eternally in a vat of Ragu. FSM be with you. P.S. FSM loves you.
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Oh yeah, you want to know how Flying Spaghetti Monster exists? How about he hasn’t choked you to death with His Noodly Appendage!!!
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I love Christians that don’t possibly live their religion. Most of those posting the hate mail haven’t read their own damned bible.
Don’t worry about me folks. I’m not worrying about who i offend like these so called Christians who couldn’t think their way out of a wet paper bag.
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Reading all this hate-mail, I wonder:
Why can’t more Christians let Jesus into their hearts?
;-)
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DO YOU WANT PROOF THAT FSM EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY (IN A RUDE WAY) AND FOR BEING AN INTOLERANT WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE’S POINT OF VIEW?
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Is that the same mouth you take communion with?
How about this for proof there is no god–the eucharist hasn’t exploded and blown your entire head off after coming into contact with your filthy, un-Christian mouth?
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Do you christians (and all “serious religious”) really think that God is worried about all this things you complain?
I think he is most worried about not helping other poeple, wars, people starving, people dying of already solver (in the “first” world) diseases than he is about using condoms, the FSM (created as a joke and as an answer to other religions integrist), homosexual marraiges, going to mass on Sundays, etc
Review what is really important to humanity and what is not, or simply remmember that phrase that says “love to each others as I loved you”, yes, that was said in the bible….or you do not love the ones that do not believe in your God?
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“Reading all this hate-mail, I wonder:
Why can’t more Christians let Jesus into their hearts?”
THERES NO FUCKING ROOM, OBVISLY, YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL FAGGOT RETARD. MY (NON-FAKE) RELIJIN WAS PASSED DOWN TO ME BY MY GRANDPAPPY ALONG WITH HIS WINCHESTER AND 68 INJIN SCALPS IF ALL THERE WAS TO CRISTIANTY WAS LOVING JEBUS AND FOLLOWING HIS XAMPL DO YOU THINK ANY OF US WULD BOTHER?
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Why is it that FSM hating and homophobia seem to go hand in hand? Most of the hatemail calls the FSM “gay,” or Bobby a “faggot.” Bad spelling and punctuation also seem to be the trademark of religious closemindedness.
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Dear Mr John Wallace,
It actually disgusts me that you use this foul language, and call yourself a Christain. Eeergh, just to think that YOU actually worship my God!?!
FSM is a joke, and a very good one at that (welldone) they have managed to get the interest they souly wanted- mass religios hysteria, and the absolute worst coming out of Christians alike.
(I am quite open minded, and am not offended by FSM) Really, just all you narrow-minded Christians – what IS your purpose in life? To hate everyone who does not conform to your beliefs? To Hate everyone NOT worshipping YOUR God? To hate all those with alternative life-styles?
So, when actually do you love, forgive and welcome?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…get-over-yourselves
E.Smith
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Caps lock John….
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank God and FSM for those silly americains. You really made my day better. HAHAHAHAHA
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I like the site. Thanks for the humor and exposing these fake christians.
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GOD WAS CREATED BY TYRANTS FOR THEIR OWN PATHETIC GREED… THEY PROMISED SOLDIERS AFTERLIFE SO THAT THEY WERE MORE WILLING TO BATTLE.. THEY PROMISED THE POOR HEAVEN SO THEY’D FORGOT THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY LIVING IN A MANMADE HELL.. GOD ONLY EXISTS IN OUR MINDS.. HE IS AS REAL AS THE DEMONS WHICH POSSESS US ALL.. HE IS AS REAL AS THE TOOTH FAIRY. ADN AS REAL AS SANTA CLUAS… THE ONLY THING GOD IS GOOD FOR. IS FAITH…. WITHOUT FAITH WE WOULD HAVE NO FUTURE.. BUT WORSHIPPING IS FUKN PATHETIC.. I WORSHIP NO MAN NOR GOD.. BUT THEN AGAIN… WHO AM I TO SAY SUCH THINGS, IM ONLY A POOR LITTLE SHEPARD WHO NEEDS TO FEED HIS SHEEP….. CIAO
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Listen, I didn’t really mean it about the fucking jews, okay. I mean, really, just because my dad is a ranting psychopath who believes the holocaust never happened doesn’t mean I believe in that shit. So if I offended any of you jew bastards out there, I’m sorry. Now, would you please help me distribute my latest picture so I can make more millions from gullible christians who see the crap I produce? If not, I will get you kike bastards, you don’t know who you are fucking with, I own Malibu you piece of shit, what are you looking at sugar tits?
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Does FSM approve of gay marriage? I sure hope so. :D
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John-
Just remember that Mary was a virgin if you don’t count anal. And something tells me he wants a man to suck his pud. Something about ’swallowing the demon’.
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Is it a prerequisite of Christianity to be functionally illiterate? Most of you people spell at the level of a five year old. Do you realize that when you try to defend God with such horrible language skills you are actually depicting all Christians as morons? Do you know what “depicting” means? Do yourselves a favor: first learn to write, and THEN try and debate intelligent people. It might also be of benefit to you if you picked up a sense of humor. I don’t think that can be learned, though. So you might just have to pray for it. Or, ask Santa. I am quite sure that someone with your lack of education still believes in him, too.
Love, Peace, and may God have mercy on your stupidity. Later, hillbillies.
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“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
– Anne Lamott, author
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“I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Will there be a wet bar, or should I BYOB? Also, with such an expansive lake, would it be correct to assume that there are no limitations to recreational watercraft usage? How’s the fishing… sorry “Fish’in” and is the swimming section neatly cordoned off?
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wow, what a bunch of idiot, fairy tale believing, religious extremists!!! Bow down to the spaghetti monster!!! you fools actually believe a “god” that created you in his image, would then send you to hell for not living up to his glory??? fools!! you are pawns of the church, and deserve to wallow in your ignorance and die in your religious wars!!! fuckin idiots!! think for yourself! if “god” is real, i’m gonna fuck him up when i storm the gates of heaven with satan and an indivisible army of flying spaghetti monsters!!!
dumbshits!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!
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“WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE”
This quote pretty much does it for me. You can’t write stuff this good. I’m thinking we give him his own televangelist hour after Pat Robertson. I would totally TiVo that.
Totally.
Or have him on The Daily Show.
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well John Wallace, may the FSM take pity on your soul and i have faith that one day you too will be touched by his noodly appendage, cock sucker conservative son of a whore
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May the FSM have pity on your soul. One day, you may be touched by his noodly appendage.
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I wonder if some of these hate-mail posts are being made up by crafty people who like to get other people going. That’s what I hope is going on, because they would be displaying some kind of backward genious – to make an educated guess about what a full-blown batshit-loony “believer” might spew in response to the news of the FSM. The other alternative, that there are really people out there who can produce such vile rantings, is really alarming to me.
On the other hand, I am very delighted and amused to read many of the responses to the hate-mail. You of the FSM are truly my people.
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lol i notice a lot of people get very mad over this. No one seriously believes in this but even if they did so what. It’s your beliefs. Let people think what they want. I hate it when stupid ignorant people tell other people what to believe or think. Grow up people
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wow you talk like that in church?
or is that YOUR church?
the one with all the grafiti on it?
and the hooker thats humping the doorknob?
that church?
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YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY
Mayby he hasn’t killed us because maybe he dosen’t exist and the FSM does.
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so john the retard (as opposed 2 john the baptist) is getting all woked up bout this is he? – some how i don’t think his ‘jesus’ wud want him 2 swear like that – kinda contradictory, but thats the general impression i get from this email – its written by an idiot who contradicts himself
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haha look at all the ‘tolerant’ ‘holy’ ‘righteous’ religious types crying an ocean and “acting out the 10 commandments” like they are supposed to by sending death threats, and stamping their feet like 2 year olds that can’t have a chocolate bar.
Is it because they are actually insecure about their invented 0 proof religion, and are upset that civilised people don’t go around hanging and killing people “in the name of Allah”?
Did you know that if you convert from Islam to another religion you will be killed by the “righteous crusaders of god” even to this day?
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Seriously, most the entire post contains excellent band titles as mentioned above.
Christianity is too contradictory to be the truth. Your religion is fake my friend.
May his noodly appendages touch you, and yarr with us.
A pirate’s life for me!
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Hah – you know you’re really in trouble when you quite literally can’t tell whether some of these posts are serious or not. o.O
Following on from Missbossy’s comment:
““YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOUâ€
Neither has the Easter Bunny.”
Well, by that token, we now have material proof that The Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Green Mushroom in the Sky, the Magical Margarine-glob and the Giant Blue Panda all exist – because NONE OF THEM HAVE KILLED US!
Wow.
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Its amazing how much of the hate mail can be summarised as follows:
I think I am a christian.
I know how to swear.
I have absolutely nothing else to say but Im gonna say it anyway.
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Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He sure told you Henderbob! I particularly like the point where he says proof that Jesus exists is that he HASN’T killed you, which implies #1. that Jesus might actually kill someone; #2. that, since he has NOT killed you, he is either A) non-existant or B) laughing along with us.
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Why don’t you let Jesus into your heart, you son of a whore? Yeah, Bobby, why don’t you? Then you could show love and compassion like this guy! I hope he’s shown you the error of your ways. I, personally, have been inspired to seek the lord.
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If Bobby did that, tehn wouldn’t he still be a “son of a whore”? Seems kind of a “damned fi you do, samned if you don’t” proposition.
Can’t the religous conservative nutballs out there offer a liitle more to sweeten the pot? How about, say promoting him to the son of a carpet bagger?
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let the tenticles fly mfucker**** Gap provide me with great trousers (pants you american freaks) oh, and aussie bad guys.. suck my pommy ….
its great to have fun.. until a fatwah arrives
i want to starve, hell that just happened on tv
…bring back jesus christ.
christ stay where you fucking came from you carpenter freak.
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dont like sermons-does dat mean i’m an atheist?
Once religion was life to me…there were times when i sat in a church the whole day before my exams and wrote my exams without a doubt…times when i confessed my sins and felt like i were reborn…but what happened now?…
My family is getting worried,my friends are wondering whats goin on,the church thinks i could be possessed for all i care…ya mite be…but i sure do feel better.
this is my take on it…I believe in God coz i sure do believe in all the miracles in my life…i am superstitious (if dats what it is called) about the omens,wishing on stars,believing that Pisceans are simply too romantic and they rock’…but i dont take it that a set of religious leaders(as they call themselves) are to tell the world what to do,what not to …nd even how to pray…sue me for this but i think “THE WHOLE IDEA IS RIDICULOUS”…
I dont accept that some guy is blessed and has the power to tell u ‘you are forgiven’,i respect the hunderds who make the world a better place to live in,my family that makes me smile,my friends who complete my life,every starnger who tells me i’m not alone…these are my leaders,people i like to honour,follow and respect…
WHAT DA YA THINK?
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greetings me hearties
only just cast me one good eye on this thread, and i’ll be a landlubber if me sides don’t split laughing. tis heartwarming to read the profanities of these god fearing types, but tis a shame they swagger the boards of a pirate ship yet don’t follow the code:
“A pirate may tell any tale of swashbuckling without being called on the details, as long as at least 51% of the story is true.”
that means until i gander some treasure map (or failing that , evidence)i call them all no-good cheats, and no better than a frenchie, (wait for the complaints on that one…) the plank for the lot of the scurvy lying dogs, i hearby defy every one of their fancy gods and spit in the wind. aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
to the yardarms me hearties and pasta for lunch…
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yaaaaarrrrrrr
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Hi John Wallace Mary was a whore who slept around! If you believe that she was a virgin then you are a bell-end!
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She was only a virgin if you don’t count anal and hummers. Man do I hope that statement offends someone!
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It seems to me that this websit was made for the sole purpose of showing others that what you belive in is totally up to you and noone else.
The only thing wrong with the pastillic fake religon is that my freind acually Prays to a god of pasta now.
While yes they all have the right to belive in what we want there should be a barrier on where it goes a bit too far.
Yes- i agree on how ya’ll made this a humeours and simple way of showing others that they should belive in what they want.
No- i dont think people should spend 3 hours praying to a god of pasta. (my freind does that)
But hey whatever you think…
“Belive in what you want,just dont take me with you.”
~Me
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Max: I bet she was good. She learned it all from a guy who screwed like a god.
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for the plp that arent christians i am sry for the so-called cristians here ranting like a angry prostitute. god is rolling in his cloud for what u all have become, i my self am a cristian and i am apualed at u all. i my self love FSM im already geting a t-shirt and a bible as a gag, but seriously if u all are so pee’d of at this i got some advice:GET OFF THE F’IN WEBSITE AND GO SUCK UR THUMB IN UR LIL CORNER!!!!!
like i said before plp i am sry for these plp of the ranting kind
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Man, people are so angry. Why can’t everybody learn to get along and just chill.
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No no now dont get me wrong this website is totally fine.
Like I said what you belive in (or Like) is up to you and noone else.
I never said this is a bad website.
It seems funny inmy opionon but hey if its serious to you then cool!
if its idiotic to you then oh wah go away.
If you feel indifferent Join th club!
If you feel like crossexamining this then hey sure.
So no matter what you do in life just like it and love it.
Your choice… Do what you want or be like another average Joe.
(personally im indifferent and im cross-examining it for fun and for religios/debating practices)
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bump
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What’s “horsehit� Cruelty to animals is illegal in most states. Maybe you should prey to “Jebus†to make you more proficient at spelling. Typical of bible-thumping brainstems.
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rick, no. I do not want anyone to worship me. That is most unlike me. I do however, believe greatly in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For future referance, do not solemn my name.
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Jebus Cripes: Aren’t you the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s only son? That’s what I heard.
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Perhaps. I am unobliged to reveal that information. The 7th “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” stops me from claiming such information. I can say though, that I am a close descendant.
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Don’t you people GET IT??!! it’s brilliant!! the whole idea that this is what religion IS! what you think jesus just came down to earth and woah hallelluah the bible appeared and the gospels were writtten and wow now everybody’s a christian? of course not. this is a genius way to show just how ANYONE can make up a religion. and by the way, im sure jesus is very proud of your profficient writing skills. your list of adjectives and nouns. i thought I’d highlight some of your better usages.
1. fucking- quite descriptive
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
signed, yours truly,
DD
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Yaarr, DD! I hate to be sayin’ this, but yer grammer could use a little perk-in-yer-bootey aswell. Yer lack of capitols should be havin’ a gander at!
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Jebus: I thought I noticed a family resemblance.
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1. fucking- quite descriptive
–> Yes. It describes the act of fucking.
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
–> No. Not necessarily. Asking God to damn something/someone is not always blasphemous.
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
–> I do. Its a good word. It rolls off the tongue and can be used to describe everything from homos to cigarettes to queers.
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
–> The “whore” noun is no more descriptive than the “postman” or “technical support analyst”. A postman is one who delivers post. A technical support analyst provides technical support. A whore will allow you to touch him/her with your noodley appendage if you pay him/her money.
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
–> He just suggested that Rob Henderson might nibble on a little cock from time to time.
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FSM is not brilliant or genius. Anyone who says it is should set some of their YouTube/MySpace/Masturbation time to expand their horizons. Its funny. Thats all it is.
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Jealous much?
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@ Cunnilingus Rice
I find you rather boring!
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You can use words to portray your anger not just caps lock. A lake requires Liquid not fire. And You saying that your god exists because he hasn’t killed me yet is the worst logic I have ever heard.
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Cunnilingus Rice – Why do you spent time on these boards if it is so pointless?
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I spend time here as I think fighting against religion is important, Satire is a great way to put ones point across. It also gives me new points of view from my fellow atheists and means I get to speak to atheists across the world who share my love of satire too.
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Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.
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“Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.”
He is a board troll. Cute and fuzzy.
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and they say liberals are messing up the country.
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“(AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Must be a lake of oil. Can you maybe give us more explicit directions to this “eternal lake of fire”
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Is it in hillbilly country by any chance?
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Lake Of Fire, isn’t that a song title? Is he trying to start some sort of Christian Metal band?
Now that sounds like a punishment. Believe in our God or we’ll make you listen to Christian Metal.
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Johnny Cash sang a song call “Ring of Fire”, maybe that is what he means? I know a lot of people said the song was about the after effects of eating too much chilli. The fundies do have a habit of referring to our asses all the time, so that could be it.
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Well I always was a bit suspisious of the fundis. Anyone who hates something that much usually has something to hide.
How about an FSM Metal band? Probably a cross between Monster Magnet and Tool.
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Even the mormon church, the most conservative major religion in the world allowed its followers to be liberals. As for the cocksucking, it would probably interest you to know that not all liberals are gay… i know, just crushes you inside, doesn’t it?
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what is a horsehit? somebody please explain it to me!
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@Jon E
I know a song called “Lake of Fire” by a band called Nocturnus. But they were not christian. More the opposite actually ;-}
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You’re a christian.
So forgive us.
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Wouldn’t Jesus not killing me be proof for his lack of existance more than proof for it?
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Jesus loves me, even if I’m not Christian.
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Or, rather… Jesus loves me, even if I don’t believe in him.
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I find it sad that so many people have such a strong desire to believe that they are IMMORTAL. That’s all that religion amounts to. Just except the fact that one day you will die and that’s that, and you will become a much more MORAL person. It’s only when we think we will somehow live beyond the grave that we become total a$$HOLES!
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oops! hope the ‘grammar police’ don’t read my last post. I meant to say – accept the fact that one day you will die…………………SORRY!
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dude what the Frick is your problem do you have that much hate in your heart that you have to put down what other people believe is that really how you want to live your life hating people for what they want to have comfort them in their times of need. You have. Christ is your deity and this is theirs why can’t you leave them alone let them live there lives and they will let you live yours peace on earth people barack the vote!!!!!
peace out
Bree
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Good job John Wallace you just made more people convert. lol
We could all say the same that you say about you and your religion but we are peaceful people.
Keep it up John Wallace
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Didn’t Jesus, supposedly, you know… die for the sins and hate of humanity? I think he’s gonna have to do it a few more times before he can make up for all of this hate.
P.S. USING ALL CAPS LOCK TOTALLY *DOESN’T* MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH ANGER ISSUES.
Lay of it, man.
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Jesus is a liberal Cocksucker? Maybe i dont get it.
I think all Cocksuckers are liberal, arent they?
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@ tha beast,
1. snorting cokaine off a horse
2. hitting a horse
3. being hit by a horse
could be any of the 3, im betting on number 1 though.
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I think this guy forgot to turn off ‘Caps Lock’
so… instead of giving us even ONE logical argument, ONE rational reason where you prove that we’re wrong… instead of typing ONE sentence about your opinions in a calm manner you start calling us faggots ands cocksuckers and liberals? Being a liberal’s better than being a communist gay lord you know…
So… are you actually trying to get people on your side or do you just like being flame bait? Cuz if you are trying to get people to convert to Christianity you’re like, EPIC FAILING. You do realize that you are REPRESENTING a Christian. If all Christians are screaming retards who constantly flame and swear and curse at those who don’t share your opinion… I wouldn’t want to be a christian.
so… after all this… I think you’re actually trying to convince people NOT to turn to Christianity, because by being a ranting insane idiot you’re showing us how Christianity is NOT the way, using you as an example of how corrupt that religion is. In which case, you’re succeeding! People are hating you.
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I am gay myself, and I find your comments very offensive.
Do you realize you could be arrested for this kind of thing?
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John!
I have seen the light! Your logic is irrefutable! I TOTALLY believe that the FSM doesn’t exist now! Thank you!!
… Not.
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Wow. Following Jeezebub makes you a tourette’s baby?
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This is obviously a fake mail.
Look at the damn name: Falls Church. False church? This is fake.
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@shadow, your friend is one of the people who completely missed the point. If you see him, please slap him for me.
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I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION.
I just love this line, errrrr uhhhh two lines, maybe three, hmmmmmm, maybe it’s 47 capitalized words that make him look stupid and makes me laugh!!!!!!
Ramen
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> —
YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
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well, i guess since FSM hasn’t killed you, then His Noodliness is just as real as the thing you believe in.
and i don’t care WHAT you find on the internet, i have NEVER had a cock in my mouth. so there! nyah!
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To all my friends
I have decided to abandon Judaism, and follow that great Durum Wheat anomaly that you mortals conceive of as the FSM.
Remember, it is not the parmesan that enhances the pasta, but rather the other way around, or maybe the two combined are greater than each alone, I forget the details.
Yours
Jesus
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False religion eh… I hate to break it to you.. but… all religion is false so maybe you should think on that one :) I like the religion that at least you can eat!!! yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Big Bad Pirate
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I, who have been endowed by myself to watch over my flock, have deemed you all sinners and you shall henceforth added to my boiling cauldron of spaghetti sauce.
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They keep saying “YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
Its funny cause you cant get killed by none existent things.
And Im not a liberal cock sucker my girlfriend is.
Im a liberal pussy eater.
Ramen
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“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”. Wow – that’s the screwiest bit of “logic” I’ve seen on this site. Does that mean if we could actually see Jesus kill someone it would DISprove his existence?
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mentos @101 – Actually Falls Church is a city in Virginia, a suburb of Washington DC. Having lived in Fairfax for five years and having run into his type before, I would speculate that John Wallace is a former Bush administration employee who’s out of work because his waterboarding skills are not called for anymore. I’m sure he’s feeling the economic pinch created by his former boss and feeling resentful that he can’t find a new job with his resume so he needs to vent his impotent anger by flaming our site.
By the way, I hear that being a conservative xtian makes you a particularly good torturer. I mean, look at the Inquisition, those guys were the masters. They seem to have a special knack (or lack).
Ramen
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