I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
Why don’t you let Jesus into your heart, you son of a whore? Yeah, Bobby, why don’t you? Then you could show love and compassion like this guy! I hope he’s shown you the error of your ways. I, personally, have been inspired to seek the lord.
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If Bobby did that, tehn wouldn’t he still be a “son of a whore”? Seems kind of a “damned fi you do, samned if you don’t” proposition.
Can’t the religous conservative nutballs out there offer a liitle more to sweeten the pot? How about, say promoting him to the son of a carpet bagger?
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let the tenticles fly mfucker**** Gap provide me with great trousers (pants you american freaks) oh, and aussie bad guys.. suck my pommy ….
its great to have fun.. until a fatwah arrives
i want to starve, hell that just happened on tv
…bring back jesus christ.
christ stay where you fucking came from you carpenter freak.
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dont like sermons-does dat mean i’m an atheist?
Once religion was life to me…there were times when i sat in a church the whole day before my exams and wrote my exams without a doubt…times when i confessed my sins and felt like i were reborn…but what happened now?…
My family is getting worried,my friends are wondering whats goin on,the church thinks i could be possessed for all i care…ya mite be…but i sure do feel better.
this is my take on it…I believe in God coz i sure do believe in all the miracles in my life…i am superstitious (if dats what it is called) about the omens,wishing on stars,believing that Pisceans are simply too romantic and they rock’…but i dont take it that a set of religious leaders(as they call themselves) are to tell the world what to do,what not to …nd even how to pray…sue me for this but i think “THE WHOLE IDEA IS RIDICULOUS”…
I dont accept that some guy is blessed and has the power to tell u ‘you are forgiven’,i respect the hunderds who make the world a better place to live in,my family that makes me smile,my friends who complete my life,every starnger who tells me i’m not alone…these are my leaders,people i like to honour,follow and respect…
WHAT DA YA THINK?
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greetings me hearties
only just cast me one good eye on this thread, and i’ll be a landlubber if me sides don’t split laughing. tis heartwarming to read the profanities of these god fearing types, but tis a shame they swagger the boards of a pirate ship yet don’t follow the code:
“A pirate may tell any tale of swashbuckling without being called on the details, as long as at least 51% of the story is true.”
that means until i gander some treasure map (or failing that , evidence)i call them all no-good cheats, and no better than a frenchie, (wait for the complaints on that one…) the plank for the lot of the scurvy lying dogs, i hearby defy every one of their fancy gods and spit in the wind. aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
to the yardarms me hearties and pasta for lunch…
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yaaaaarrrrrrr
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Hi John Wallace Mary was a whore who slept around! If you believe that she was a virgin then you are a bell-end!
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She was only a virgin if you don’t count anal and hummers. Man do I hope that statement offends someone!
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It seems to me that this websit was made for the sole purpose of showing others that what you belive in is totally up to you and noone else.
The only thing wrong with the pastillic fake religon is that my freind acually Prays to a god of pasta now.
While yes they all have the right to belive in what we want there should be a barrier on where it goes a bit too far.
Yes- i agree on how ya’ll made this a humeours and simple way of showing others that they should belive in what they want.
No- i dont think people should spend 3 hours praying to a god of pasta. (my freind does that)
But hey whatever you think…
“Belive in what you want,just dont take me with you.”
~Me
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Max: I bet she was good. She learned it all from a guy who screwed like a god.
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for the plp that arent christians i am sry for the so-called cristians here ranting like a angry prostitute. god is rolling in his cloud for what u all have become, i my self am a cristian and i am apualed at u all. i my self love FSM im already geting a t-shirt and a bible as a gag, but seriously if u all are so pee’d of at this i got some advice:GET OFF THE F’IN WEBSITE AND GO SUCK UR THUMB IN UR LIL CORNER!!!!!
like i said before plp i am sry for these plp of the ranting kind
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Man, people are so angry. Why can’t everybody learn to get along and just chill.
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No no now dont get me wrong this website is totally fine.
Like I said what you belive in (or Like) is up to you and noone else.
I never said this is a bad website.
It seems funny inmy opionon but hey if its serious to you then cool!
if its idiotic to you then oh wah go away.
If you feel indifferent Join th club!
If you feel like crossexamining this then hey sure.
So no matter what you do in life just like it and love it.
Your choice… Do what you want or be like another average Joe.
(personally im indifferent and im cross-examining it for fun and for religios/debating practices)
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bump
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What’s “horsehit� Cruelty to animals is illegal in most states. Maybe you should prey to “Jebus†to make you more proficient at spelling. Typical of bible-thumping brainstems.
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rick, no. I do not want anyone to worship me. That is most unlike me. I do however, believe greatly in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For future referance, do not solemn my name.
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Jebus Cripes: Aren’t you the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s only son? That’s what I heard.
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Perhaps. I am unobliged to reveal that information. The 7th “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” stops me from claiming such information. I can say though, that I am a close descendant.
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Don’t you people GET IT??!! it’s brilliant!! the whole idea that this is what religion IS! what you think jesus just came down to earth and woah hallelluah the bible appeared and the gospels were writtten and wow now everybody’s a christian? of course not. this is a genius way to show just how ANYONE can make up a religion. and by the way, im sure jesus is very proud of your profficient writing skills. your list of adjectives and nouns. i thought I’d highlight some of your better usages.
1. fucking- quite descriptive
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
signed, yours truly,
DD
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Yaarr, DD! I hate to be sayin’ this, but yer grammer could use a little perk-in-yer-bootey aswell. Yer lack of capitols should be havin’ a gander at!
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Jebus: I thought I noticed a family resemblance.
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1. fucking- quite descriptive
–> Yes. It describes the act of fucking.
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
–> No. Not necessarily. Asking God to damn something/someone is not always blasphemous.
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
–> I do. Its a good word. It rolls off the tongue and can be used to describe everything from homos to cigarettes to queers.
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
–> The “whore” noun is no more descriptive than the “postman” or “technical support analyst”. A postman is one who delivers post. A technical support analyst provides technical support. A whore will allow you to touch him/her with your noodley appendage if you pay him/her money.
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
–> He just suggested that Rob Henderson might nibble on a little cock from time to time.
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FSM is not brilliant or genius. Anyone who says it is should set some of their YouTube/MySpace/Masturbation time to expand their horizons. Its funny. Thats all it is.
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Jealous much?
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@ Cunnilingus Rice
I find you rather boring!
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You can use words to portray your anger not just caps lock. A lake requires Liquid not fire. And You saying that your god exists because he hasn’t killed me yet is the worst logic I have ever heard.
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Cunnilingus Rice – Why do you spent time on these boards if it is so pointless?
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I spend time here as I think fighting against religion is important, Satire is a great way to put ones point across. It also gives me new points of view from my fellow atheists and means I get to speak to atheists across the world who share my love of satire too.
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Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.
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“Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.”
He is a board troll. Cute and fuzzy.
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and they say liberals are messing up the country.
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“(AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Must be a lake of oil. Can you maybe give us more explicit directions to this “eternal lake of fire”
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Is it in hillbilly country by any chance?
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Lake Of Fire, isn’t that a song title? Is he trying to start some sort of Christian Metal band?
Now that sounds like a punishment. Believe in our God or we’ll make you listen to Christian Metal.
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Johnny Cash sang a song call “Ring of Fire”, maybe that is what he means? I know a lot of people said the song was about the after effects of eating too much chilli. The fundies do have a habit of referring to our asses all the time, so that could be it.
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Well I always was a bit suspisious of the fundis. Anyone who hates something that much usually has something to hide.
How about an FSM Metal band? Probably a cross between Monster Magnet and Tool.
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Even the mormon church, the most conservative major religion in the world allowed its followers to be liberals. As for the cocksucking, it would probably interest you to know that not all liberals are gay… i know, just crushes you inside, doesn’t it?
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what is a horsehit? somebody please explain it to me!
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@Jon E
I know a song called “Lake of Fire” by a band called Nocturnus. But they were not christian. More the opposite actually ;-}
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You’re a christian.
So forgive us.
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Wouldn’t Jesus not killing me be proof for his lack of existance more than proof for it?
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Jesus loves me, even if I’m not Christian.
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Or, rather… Jesus loves me, even if I don’t believe in him.
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I find it sad that so many people have such a strong desire to believe that they are IMMORTAL. That’s all that religion amounts to. Just except the fact that one day you will die and that’s that, and you will become a much more MORAL person. It’s only when we think we will somehow live beyond the grave that we become total a$$HOLES!
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oops! hope the ‘grammar police’ don’t read my last post. I meant to say – accept the fact that one day you will die…………………SORRY!
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dude what the Frick is your problem do you have that much hate in your heart that you have to put down what other people believe is that really how you want to live your life hating people for what they want to have comfort them in their times of need. You have. Christ is your deity and this is theirs why can’t you leave them alone let them live there lives and they will let you live yours peace on earth people barack the vote!!!!!
peace out
Bree
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Good job John Wallace you just made more people convert. lol
We could all say the same that you say about you and your religion but we are peaceful people.
Keep it up John Wallace
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Didn’t Jesus, supposedly, you know… die for the sins and hate of humanity? I think he’s gonna have to do it a few more times before he can make up for all of this hate.
P.S. USING ALL CAPS LOCK TOTALLY *DOESN’T* MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH ANGER ISSUES.
Lay of it, man.
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Jesus is a liberal Cocksucker? Maybe i dont get it.
I think all Cocksuckers are liberal, arent they?
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@ tha beast,
1. snorting cokaine off a horse
2. hitting a horse
3. being hit by a horse
could be any of the 3, im betting on number 1 though.
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I think this guy forgot to turn off ‘Caps Lock’
so… instead of giving us even ONE logical argument, ONE rational reason where you prove that we’re wrong… instead of typing ONE sentence about your opinions in a calm manner you start calling us faggots ands cocksuckers and liberals? Being a liberal’s better than being a communist gay lord you know…
So… are you actually trying to get people on your side or do you just like being flame bait? Cuz if you are trying to get people to convert to Christianity you’re like, EPIC FAILING. You do realize that you are REPRESENTING a Christian. If all Christians are screaming retards who constantly flame and swear and curse at those who don’t share your opinion… I wouldn’t want to be a christian.
so… after all this… I think you’re actually trying to convince people NOT to turn to Christianity, because by being a ranting insane idiot you’re showing us how Christianity is NOT the way, using you as an example of how corrupt that religion is. In which case, you’re succeeding! People are hating you.
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I am gay myself, and I find your comments very offensive.
Do you realize you could be arrested for this kind of thing?
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John!
I have seen the light! Your logic is irrefutable! I TOTALLY believe that the FSM doesn’t exist now! Thank you!!
… Not.
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Wow. Following Jeezebub makes you a tourette’s baby?
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