Comments on: I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT

By: Count Crisco

Count Crisco — Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:12:16 +0000

Didn’t Jesus, supposedly, you know… die for the sins and hate of humanity? I think he’s gonna have to do it a few more times before he can make up for all of this hate.
P.S. USING ALL CAPS LOCK TOTALLY *DOESN’T* MAKE YOU SOUND LIKE AN ASSHOLE WITH ANGER ISSUES.
Lay of it, man.

By: Mikel Ross

Mikel Ross — Sat, 26 Jan 2008 10:56:44 +0000

Good job John Wallace you just made more people convert. lol

We could all say the same that you say about you and your religion but we are peaceful people.

Keep it up John Wallace

By: bree

bree — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 11:30:55 +0000

dude what the Frick is your problem do you have that much hate in your heart that you have to put down what other people believe is that really how you want to live your life hating people for what they want to have comfort them in their times of need. You have. Christ is your deity and this is theirs why can’t you leave them alone let them live there lives and they will let you live yours peace on earth people barack the vote!!!!!
peace out
Bree

By: Ann A. Theist

Ann A. Theist — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:59:36 +0000

oops! hope the ‘grammar police’ don’t read my last post. I meant to say - accept the fact that one day you will die…………………SORRY!

By: Ann A. Theist

Ann A. Theist — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 18:55:48 +0000

I find it sad that so many people have such a strong desire to believe that they are IMMORTAL. That’s all that religion amounts to. Just except the fact that one day you will die and that’s that, and you will become a much more MORAL person. It’s only when we think we will somehow live beyond the grave that we become total a$$HOLES!

By: Etay

Etay — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:05:17 +0000

Or, rather… Jesus loves me, even if I don’t believe in him.

By: Etay

Etay — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 21:56:10 +0000

Jesus loves me, even if I’m not Christian.

By: El Peatieablo

El Peatieablo — Sun, 02 Sep 2007 19:46:55 +0000

Wouldn’t Jesus not killing me be proof for his lack of existance more than proof for it?

By: The One True Guy With Black Hair Who Lives In My House

The One True Guy With Black Hair Who Lives In My House — Sun, 12 Aug 2007 15:19:18 +0000

You’re a christian.
So forgive us.

By: Dre

Dre — Mon, 06 Aug 2007 16:21:22 +0000

@Jon E
I know a song called “Lake of Fire” by a band called Nocturnus. But they were not christian. More the opposite actually ;-}

By: tha beast from tha east

tha beast from tha east — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:08:23 +0000

what is a horsehit? somebody please explain it to me!

By: tha beast from tha east

tha beast from tha east — Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:07:17 +0000

Even the mormon church, the most conservative major religion in the world allowed its followers to be liberals. As for the cocksucking, it would probably interest you to know that not all liberals are gay… i know, just crushes you inside, doesn’t it?

By: Jon E

Jon E — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:17:39 +0000

Well I always was a bit suspisious of the fundis. Anyone who hates something that much usually has something to hide.

How about an FSM Metal band? Probably a cross between Monster Magnet and Tool.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 11:07:45 +0000

Johnny Cash sang a song call “Ring of Fire”, maybe that is what he means? I know a lot of people said the song was about the after effects of eating too much chilli. The fundies do have a habit of referring to our asses all the time, so that could be it.

By: Jon E

Jon E — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:59:19 +0000

Lake Of Fire, isn’t that a song title? Is he trying to start some sort of Christian Metal band?

Now that sounds like a punishment. Believe in our God or we’ll make you listen to Christian Metal.

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:52:29 +0000

Is it in hillbilly country by any chance?

By: Wench Nikkiee

Wench Nikkiee — Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:51:42 +0000

“(AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Must be a lake of oil. Can you maybe give us more explicit directions to this “eternal lake of fire”

By: jesus christ

jesus christ — Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:39:59 +0000

and they say liberals are messing up the country.

By: Marcus Marinara

Marcus Marinara — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:38:06 +0000

“Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.”

He is a board troll. Cute and fuzzy.

By: Nowtheworldhasmeaning

Nowtheworldhasmeaning — Fri, 10 Nov 2006 00:32:23 +0000

Cunnilingus Rice - Why do you spent time on these boards if it is so pointless?
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I spend time here as I think fighting against religion is important, Satire is a great way to put ones point across. It also gives me new points of view from my fellow atheists and means I get to speak to atheists across the world who share my love of satire too.
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Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.