I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT - WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
for the plp that arent christians i am sry for the so-called cristians here ranting like a angry prostitute. god is rolling in his cloud for what u all have become, i my self am a cristian and i am apualed at u all. i my self love FSM im already geting a t-shirt and a bible as a gag, but seriously if u all are so pee’d of at this i got some advice:GET OFF THE F’IN WEBSITE AND GO SUCK UR THUMB IN UR LIL CORNER!!!!!
like i said before plp i am sry for these plp of the ranting kind
Man, people are so angry. Why can’t everybody learn to get along and just chill.
No no now dont get me wrong this website is totally fine.
Like I said what you belive in (or Like) is up to you and noone else.
I never said this is a bad website.
It seems funny inmy opionon but hey if its serious to you then cool!
if its idiotic to you then oh wah go away.
If you feel indifferent Join th club!
If you feel like crossexamining this then hey sure.
So no matter what you do in life just like it and love it.
Your choice… Do what you want or be like another average Joe.
(personally im indifferent and im cross-examining it for fun and for religios/debating practices)
bump
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What’s “horsehit� Cruelty to animals is illegal in most states. Maybe you should prey to “Jebus†to make you more proficient at spelling. Typical of bible-thumping brainstems.
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rick, no. I do not want anyone to worship me. That is most unlike me. I do however, believe greatly in the Flying Spaghetti Monster. For future referance, do not solemn my name.
Jebus Cripes: Aren’t you the Flying Spaghetti Monster’s only son? That’s what I heard.
Perhaps. I am unobliged to reveal that information. The 7th “I’d Really Rather You Didn’t” stops me from claiming such information. I can say though, that I am a close descendant.
Don’t you people GET IT??!! it’s brilliant!! the whole idea that this is what religion IS! what you think jesus just came down to earth and woah hallelluah the bible appeared and the gospels were writtten and wow now everybody’s a christian? of course not. this is a genius way to show just how ANYONE can make up a religion. and by the way, im sure jesus is very proud of your profficient writing skills. your list of adjectives and nouns. i thought I’d highlight some of your better usages.
1. fucking- quite descriptive
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
signed, yours truly,
DD
Yaarr, DD! I hate to be sayin’ this, but yer grammer could use a little perk-in-yer-bootey aswell. Yer lack of capitols should be havin’ a gander at!
Jebus: I thought I noticed a family resemblance.
1. fucking- quite descriptive
–> Yes. It describes the act of fucking.
2. goddamn- doing a litle blasphemy eh?
–> No. Not necessarily. Asking God to damn something/someone is not always blasphemous.
3. faggot- who even uses that word anymore?
–> I do. Its a good word. It rolls off the tongue and can be used to describe everything from homos to cigarettes to queers.
4. whore- you’re just bubbling over with descriptive nouns aren’t you?
–> The “whore” noun is no more descriptive than the “postman” or “technical support analyst”. A postman is one who delivers post. A technical support analyst provides technical support. A whore will allow you to touch him/her with your noodley appendage if you pay him/her money.
5. cocksucker- well we all know where YOUR mind is?
–> He just suggested that Rob Henderson might nibble on a little cock from time to time.
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FSM is not brilliant or genius. Anyone who says it is should set some of their YouTube/MySpace/Masturbation time to expand their horizons. Its funny. Thats all it is.
Jealous much?
@ Cunnilingus Rice
I find you rather boring!
You can use words to portray your anger not just caps lock. A lake requires Liquid not fire. And You saying that your god exists because he hasn’t killed me yet is the worst logic I have ever heard.
Cunnilingus Rice - Why do you spent time on these boards if it is so pointless?
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I spend time here as I think fighting against religion is important, Satire is a great way to put ones point across. It also gives me new points of view from my fellow atheists and means I get to speak to atheists across the world who share my love of satire too.
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Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.
“Why the hell are you here? I does not make sense to me.”
He is a board troll. Cute and fuzzy.
and they say liberals are messing up the country.
“(AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Must be a lake of oil. Can you maybe give us more explicit directions to this “eternal lake of fire”
Is it in hillbilly country by any chance?
Lake Of Fire, isn’t that a song title? Is he trying to start some sort of Christian Metal band?
Now that sounds like a punishment. Believe in our God or we’ll make you listen to Christian Metal.