I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT - WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
I wonder if some of these hate-mail posts are being made up by crafty people who like to get other people going. That’s what I hope is going on, because they would be displaying some kind of backward genious - to make an educated guess about what a full-blown batshit-loony “believer” might spew in response to the news of the FSM. The other alternative, that there are really people out there who can produce such vile rantings, is really alarming to me.
On the other hand, I am very delighted and amused to read many of the responses to the hate-mail. You of the FSM are truly my people.
lol i notice a lot of people get very mad over this. No one seriously believes in this but even if they did so what. It’s your beliefs. Let people think what they want. I hate it when stupid ignorant people tell other people what to believe or think. Grow up people
wow you talk like that in church?
or is that YOUR church?
the one with all the grafiti on it?
and the hooker thats humping the doorknob?
that church?
YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY
Mayby he hasn’t killed us because maybe he dosen’t exist and the FSM does.
so john the retard (as opposed 2 john the baptist) is getting all woked up bout this is he? - some how i don’t think his ‘jesus’ wud want him 2 swear like that - kinda contradictory, but thats the general impression i get from this email - its written by an idiot who contradicts himself
haha look at all the ‘tolerant’ ‘holy’ ‘righteous’ religious types crying an ocean and “acting out the 10 commandments” like they are supposed to by sending death threats, and stamping their feet like 2 year olds that can’t have a chocolate bar.
Is it because they are actually insecure about their invented 0 proof religion, and are upset that civilised people don’t go around hanging and killing people “in the name of Allah”?
Did you know that if you convert from Islam to another religion you will be killed by the “righteous crusaders of god” even to this day?
Seriously, most the entire post contains excellent band titles as mentioned above.
Christianity is too contradictory to be the truth. Your religion is fake my friend.
May his noodly appendages touch you, and yarr with us.
A pirate’s life for me!
Hah - you know you’re really in trouble when you quite literally can’t tell whether some of these posts are serious or not. o.O
Following on from Missbossy’s comment:
““YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOUâ€
Neither has the Easter Bunny.”
Well, by that token, we now have material proof that The Invisible Pink Unicorn, the Green Mushroom in the Sky, the Magical Margarine-glob and the Giant Blue Panda all exist - because NONE OF THEM HAVE KILLED US!
Wow.
Its amazing how much of the hate mail can be summarised as follows:
I think I am a christian.
I know how to swear.
I have absolutely nothing else to say but Im gonna say it anyway.
Oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! He sure told you Henderbob! I particularly like the point where he says proof that Jesus exists is that he HASN’T killed you, which implies #1. that Jesus might actually kill someone; #2. that, since he has NOT killed you, he is either A) non-existant or B) laughing along with us.
Why don’t you let Jesus into your heart, you son of a whore? Yeah, Bobby, why don’t you? Then you could show love and compassion like this guy! I hope he’s shown you the error of your ways. I, personally, have been inspired to seek the lord.
If Bobby did that, tehn wouldn’t he still be a “son of a whore”? Seems kind of a “damned fi you do, samned if you don’t” proposition.
Can’t the religous conservative nutballs out there offer a liitle more to sweeten the pot? How about, say promoting him to the son of a carpet bagger?
let the tenticles fly mfucker**** Gap provide me with great trousers (pants you american freaks) oh, and aussie bad guys.. suck my pommy ….
its great to have fun.. until a fatwah arrives
i want to starve, hell that just happened on tv
…bring back jesus christ.
christ stay where you fucking came from you carpenter freak.
dont like sermons-does dat mean i’m an atheist?
Once religion was life to me…there were times when i sat in a church the whole day before my exams and wrote my exams without a doubt…times when i confessed my sins and felt like i were reborn…but what happened now?…
My family is getting worried,my friends are wondering whats goin on,the church thinks i could be possessed for all i care…ya mite be…but i sure do feel better.
this is my take on it…I believe in God coz i sure do believe in all the miracles in my life…i am superstitious (if dats what it is called) about the omens,wishing on stars,believing that Pisceans are simply too romantic and they rock’…but i dont take it that a set of religious leaders(as they call themselves) are to tell the world what to do,what not to …nd even how to pray…sue me for this but i think “THE WHOLE IDEA IS RIDICULOUS”…
I dont accept that some guy is blessed and has the power to tell u ‘you are forgiven’,i respect the hunderds who make the world a better place to live in,my family that makes me smile,my friends who complete my life,every starnger who tells me i’m not alone…these are my leaders,people i like to honour,follow and respect…
WHAT DA YA THINK?
greetings me hearties
only just cast me one good eye on this thread, and i’ll be a landlubber if me sides don’t split laughing. tis heartwarming to read the profanities of these god fearing types, but tis a shame they swagger the boards of a pirate ship yet don’t follow the code:
“A pirate may tell any tale of swashbuckling without being called on the details, as long as at least 51% of the story is true.”
that means until i gander some treasure map (or failing that , evidence)i call them all no-good cheats, and no better than a frenchie, (wait for the complaints on that one…) the plank for the lot of the scurvy lying dogs, i hearby defy every one of their fancy gods and spit in the wind. aaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr
to the yardarms me hearties and pasta for lunch…
yaaaaarrrrrrr
Hi John Wallace Mary was a whore who slept around! If you believe that she was a virgin then you are a bell-end!
She was only a virgin if you don’t count anal and hummers. Man do I hope that statement offends someone!
It seems to me that this websit was made for the sole purpose of showing others that what you belive in is totally up to you and noone else.
The only thing wrong with the pastillic fake religon is that my freind acually Prays to a god of pasta now.
While yes they all have the right to belive in what we want there should be a barrier on where it goes a bit too far.
Yes- i agree on how ya’ll made this a humeours and simple way of showing others that they should belive in what they want.
No- i dont think people should spend 3 hours praying to a god of pasta. (my freind does that)
But hey whatever you think…
“Belive in what you want,just dont take me with you.”
~Me
Max: I bet she was good. She learned it all from a guy who screwed like a god.