I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT - WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
DO YOU WANT PROOF THAT FSM EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE THINGS YOU SAY (IN A RUDE WAY) AND FOR BEING AN INTOLERANT WITH THE OTHER PEOPLE’S POINT OF VIEW?
Is that the same mouth you take communion with?
How about this for proof there is no god–the eucharist hasn’t exploded and blown your entire head off after coming into contact with your filthy, un-Christian mouth?
Do you christians (and all “serious religious”) really think that God is worried about all this things you complain?
I think he is most worried about not helping other poeple, wars, people starving, people dying of already solver (in the “first” world) diseases than he is about using condoms, the FSM (created as a joke and as an answer to other religions integrist), homosexual marraiges, going to mass on Sundays, etc
Review what is really important to humanity and what is not, or simply remmember that phrase that says “love to each others as I loved you”, yes, that was said in the bible….or you do not love the ones that do not believe in your God?
“Reading all this hate-mail, I wonder:
Why can’t more Christians let Jesus into their hearts?”
THERES NO FUCKING ROOM, OBVISLY, YOU COCKSUCKING LIBERAL FAGGOT RETARD. MY (NON-FAKE) RELIJIN WAS PASSED DOWN TO ME BY MY GRANDPAPPY ALONG WITH HIS WINCHESTER AND 68 INJIN SCALPS IF ALL THERE WAS TO CRISTIANTY WAS LOVING JEBUS AND FOLLOWING HIS XAMPL DO YOU THINK ANY OF US WULD BOTHER?
Why is it that FSM hating and homophobia seem to go hand in hand? Most of the hatemail calls the FSM “gay,” or Bobby a “faggot.” Bad spelling and punctuation also seem to be the trademark of religious closemindedness.
Dear Mr John Wallace,
It actually disgusts me that you use this foul language, and call yourself a Christain. Eeergh, just to think that YOU actually worship my God!?!
FSM is a joke, and a very good one at that (welldone) they have managed to get the interest they souly wanted- mass religios hysteria, and the absolute worst coming out of Christians alike.
(I am quite open minded, and am not offended by FSM) Really, just all you narrow-minded Christians - what IS your purpose in life? To hate everyone who does not conform to your beliefs? To Hate everyone NOT worshipping YOUR God? To hate all those with alternative life-styles?
So, when actually do you love, forgive and welcome?
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE…get-over-yourselves
E.Smith
Caps lock John….
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Thank God and FSM for those silly americains. You really made my day better. HAHAHAHAHA
I like the site. Thanks for the humor and exposing these fake christians.
GOD WAS CREATED BY TYRANTS FOR THEIR OWN PATHETIC GREED… THEY PROMISED SOLDIERS AFTERLIFE SO THAT THEY WERE MORE WILLING TO BATTLE.. THEY PROMISED THE POOR HEAVEN SO THEY’D FORGOT THAT THEY WERE ACTUALLY LIVING IN A MANMADE HELL.. GOD ONLY EXISTS IN OUR MINDS.. HE IS AS REAL AS THE DEMONS WHICH POSSESS US ALL.. HE IS AS REAL AS THE TOOTH FAIRY. ADN AS REAL AS SANTA CLUAS… THE ONLY THING GOD IS GOOD FOR. IS FAITH…. WITHOUT FAITH WE WOULD HAVE NO FUTURE.. BUT WORSHIPPING IS FUKN PATHETIC.. I WORSHIP NO MAN NOR GOD.. BUT THEN AGAIN… WHO AM I TO SAY SUCH THINGS, IM ONLY A POOR LITTLE SHEPARD WHO NEEDS TO FEED HIS SHEEP….. CIAO
Listen, I didn’t really mean it about the fucking jews, okay. I mean, really, just because my dad is a ranting psychopath who believes the holocaust never happened doesn’t mean I believe in that shit. So if I offended any of you jew bastards out there, I’m sorry. Now, would you please help me distribute my latest picture so I can make more millions from gullible christians who see the crap I produce? If not, I will get you kike bastards, you don’t know who you are fucking with, I own Malibu you piece of shit, what are you looking at sugar tits?
Does FSM approve of gay marriage? I sure hope so. :D
John-
Just remember that Mary was a virgin if you don’t count anal. And something tells me he wants a man to suck his pud. Something about ’swallowing the demon’.
Is it a prerequisite of Christianity to be functionally illiterate? Most of you people spell at the level of a five year old. Do you realize that when you try to defend God with such horrible language skills you are actually depicting all Christians as morons? Do you know what “depicting” means? Do yourselves a favor: first learn to write, and THEN try and debate intelligent people. It might also be of benefit to you if you picked up a sense of humor. I don’t think that can be learned, though. So you might just have to pray for it. Or, ask Santa. I am quite sure that someone with your lack of education still believes in him, too.
Love, Peace, and may God have mercy on your stupidity. Later, hillbillies.
“You can safely assume that you’ve created God in your own image when it turns out that God hates all the same people you do.”
– Anne Lamott, author
“I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT).”
Will there be a wet bar, or should I BYOB? Also, with such an expansive lake, would it be correct to assume that there are no limitations to recreational watercraft usage? How’s the fishing… sorry “Fish’in” and is the swimming section neatly cordoned off?
wow, what a bunch of idiot, fairy tale believing, religious extremists!!! Bow down to the spaghetti monster!!! you fools actually believe a “god” that created you in his image, would then send you to hell for not living up to his glory??? fools!! you are pawns of the church, and deserve to wallow in your ignorance and die in your religious wars!!! fuckin idiots!! think for yourself! if “god” is real, i’m gonna fuck him up when i storm the gates of heaven with satan and an indivisible army of flying spaghetti monsters!!!
dumbshits!!!! hahahahahahahahaha!
“WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE”
This quote pretty much does it for me. You can’t write stuff this good. I’m thinking we give him his own televangelist hour after Pat Robertson. I would totally TiVo that.
Totally.
Or have him on The Daily Show.
well John Wallace, may the FSM take pity on your soul and i have faith that one day you too will be touched by his noodly appendage, cock sucker conservative son of a whore
May the FSM have pity on your soul. One day, you may be touched by his noodly appendage.