I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT - WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN EXIST AT ALL HAVE FUN GOING TO HELL (AN ETERNAL LAKE OF FIRE IN CASE YOU FORGOT). YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
Dear John,
Is that your real name or is it just a divine coincidence? Since you seem to know a lot about faggots I find it interesting that you close your letter liberal cocksucker. Did you know this is not a dating site? Are you trying to put the moves on Bobby? Oh for shame ‘John’. What would your cousin, I mean, wife think?
Liberal Cocksucker would be an awesome name for a band.
wow, this is funny. 1st of all, why the hell are christians cussing? 2nd of all, if u guys dont like any of this then shut the hell up and stop talking to these ppl. i mean god, u all look like a buncha fags if u ask me. lol - im not sayin i agree with this ‘religion’ or anything but i certainly dont agree with these dumbass christians on here - y do u even bother commenting? all it does is go down the shitter (liberal cocksucker…funny)
it’s an obvious joke…
“WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE”
Is it me, or is this just ironic?
“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
The statement above is a logical fallacy.
Down with ninjas! Horray Pirates!
Ramen!
Ok, we get the fact that you’re “yelling” in your little psycho rant here but you really should consider turning off the caps lock. Also, have you looked into using the apostrophe? Oh, and how about getting a lobotomy? Or being sodomized by an elephant? Nevermind, I like elephants. I wouldn’t want to degenerate elephants like that. How about you sodomizing your mother? You could be a motherfucker!!
“I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ.”
Mahandas Ghandi
WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE—the new name for my band (formerly YOUR MOM SUX DONKEY BALLS, formerly TBA)
What’s “horsehit”? Cruelty to animals is illegal in most states. Maybe you should prey to “Jebus” to make you more proficient at spelling. Typical of bible-thumping brainstems.
YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKED UP THINGS YOU SAY AND FOR BEING A LIBERAL COCKSUCKER
John Wallace, Falls Church
My guess is that John here, is a contradiction with germs.
Gotta love those conservative family values.
Where would this country be without them?
WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE—the new name for my band
Posted by: cugat | July 31, 2006 at 07:55 PM
Catchy!! But can you fit it on a flyer?
Again, angry fundamentalist christian simpleton MUST use “gay/fag” and “retarded” when posting. At least he mixed it up a little with “cocksucker.”
I’m beginning to suspect that these two words (gay and retard) are included in a book entitled “How To Sound Like A Raving Psychopath on the Internet for Christian and/or Conservative Dummies”
BOBBY, BOBBY, THIS IS GOD BOBBY. THANKS FOR ALL THE LAUGHS AND TOO BAD SO MANY OF MY FOLLOWERS HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR. LET’S DO LUNCH NEXT WEEK. I FEEL LIKE SOME PASTA, HOW ABOUT YOU?
I AM
ps: YOU SHOULD WEAR SUNGLASSES. REMEMBER I’VE GOT THAT WHOLE FACE OF BLINDING LIGHT AND ALL.
“YOU WANT PROOF THAT JESUS EXISTS? HOW ABOUT THE FACT HE HASN’T KILLED YOU”
Neither has the Easter Bunny.
Yes God’s love and grace is certainly working through this man. Peace be with you… and pasta too.
You sir, are a genius! Not just brilliant…but a sheer genius! How did I not, in my ten thousand days of stoned thoughts and endless mental meandering, not come up with an idea that would not only challenge the very beliefs and idealogies we all hold so near and dear to our hearts, but an idea that would actually touch the lives and souls of so many in so many ways…( and make some money doing so at the same time ;) I am impressed…really I am…you will find you place in heaven, even if I must sacrifice my own place [if I am even allowed to be in such an imaginary realm after I die] for you to be there in my stead. The world needs more minds and souls and thoughts like yours…you have made me smile and laugh and think..and in the end, that is all that really matters most. I find it most excellent that you have infuriated so many people with such arbitrary but creative silliness, and you have also given birth to a GOD…a GOD of tasty pasta noodles and beefy round delicious balls of meat that we all can partake of in our sorrow and tragedy here on Earth to remember what our place in the universe really is. You sir…are a genius! I applaud you, BRAVO!!!!
Listen up you heathen bastards, only He is our true light and savior. It is only through Him that we are saved. Your false ‘Gods’ will do nothing for you when the final judgment comes down. Only when you give up your lies and silly made up religions, claiming that some ‘divine force’ came to you, telling you how your soul may be saved, will you finally know the Truth and the Peace. Your claims are ridiculous, and half the things in your so-called ‘bible’ are patently absurd. If you don’t stop bashing on the True Religion, with your words of hatred for the True Savior, you may find yourself burning eternally in a vat of Ragu. FSM be with you. P.S. FSM loves you.
Oh yeah, you want to know how Flying Spaghetti Monster exists? How about he hasn’t choked you to death with His Noodly Appendage!!!
I love Christians that don’t possibly live their religion. Most of those posting the hate mail haven’t read their own damned bible.
Don’t worry about me folks. I’m not worrying about who i offend like these so called Christians who couldn’t think their way out of a wet paper bag.
Reading all this hate-mail, I wonder:
Why can’t more Christians let Jesus into their hearts?
;-)