Hey, we all sinned, not just Bobby, we all fall short of perfection. You need Jesus Bobby or you wont have anything to save you … . Why do you fight such a pure and just cause as a Devine Creator who Really loves us … ???? Does this offend ? I hope you put your intellectual energy to better use in future for yourself and those you love … ..
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I Like FSM
and that is that.
Thank You.
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What’s …?
Is it slang?
Are you insulting my weight, which is both height and age appropriate?
well the FSM loves me
thats your divine creator rite there
NO! You are the one who needs to find the FSM before it is too late. Why would you believe christianity? it is obvioulsy the satanic meatball of doom in disguise leading you away from the light! and there is more scientific evidence pointing to the FSM so….It is, of course, the most logical, sensible, conclusion. Thx, I’ll stick with his noodly appendage you can have Jesus…a 2000 year old, middle-eastern man with odor problems and big mouth.
…oh yes…did I mention he is dead?
Elmo-
Technically, since “He is risen”, he’s a zombie.
ok may the people mocking GOD or JESUS rot in hel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah. And so we come full circle…as we rot in hel (sic) (which means whole, in Swedish). Wasn’t that what was preached by Jesus? That if you didn’t drop down right then, you would rot in hel? Funny…don’t remember that from the New Testament. Something about Love thy neighbor as thyself? Odd, that.
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Hmmm.
Hmmm…. is this really HATE mail. I disagree with it, yes, but it’s much more polite and makes me feel a bit better about criticism.
Well, I’ve heard much worse comments on this site, but the FSM suits mer, thank you very much.
P.S> You misspelled divine. Ha. There’s some irony there.