Listen I never ever want to see your flyer on my door ever again! #1 I do not appreciate solicitation of any kind but when I was floored by what I saw on my door I took time to research what you were trying to say because I was so striken by it! I do NOT agree with what you are saying at all and I think you are crazy, there has to be something wrong with you. I appreciate anyone’s opinion of religion because as a member of the media I am well aware of the freedom of speech but when you invade my space by putting that shit on my door illegally, especially something so crazy as the flying spaghetti monster, I get very short- tempered with people like you! If I see something like this on my door ever again I will take action against you personally. I do feel like everyone is allowed to have an opinion and I did research your beliefs and this is me saying I do not agree with them so please do not try to solicit in my area again. Thank You, Jamie, Athens GA
Listen I never ever want
Published by Bobby Henderson May 10th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 12 Comments
12 Responses to “Listen I never ever want”
youd think a member of the media would have better grammer, like using periods… or correct tense… and not making one long run on sentence into a paragraph
Jamie = false
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We do need to talk to Bobby about his putting flyers on this chicks doors.
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You lucky person! I want an FSM flyer on my door!
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I sent this identical letter to the Mormons and Jehova’s Witnesses, but it didn’t work.
Talk about freaky beliefs.
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I hope you also hate the kind of people who walk onto buses purely to tell us all about how we should believe in Jesus, who come up to my door giving me flyers about how being homosexual is garunteeing me a one-way ticket to hell, who preach through megaphones on hyde park corner, and Donnie Davis.
I really hope you do hate them as well, because it would mean that you are perhaps a fair-minded person.
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Man, take a chill pill.
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You totally sound like you believe in free speech. Also, before you take “action’ I’d like to see the proof that good ole Bobby had anything to do with this flyer that was supposedly on your door (I think you made it up as an excuse to post here, because I have never met, nor can I imagine, somebody getting this upset about a flyer).
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Hmn, I’m flummoxed; is this Jaime person a bona fide member o/t fifth estate, or, more likely, are they simply claiming (w/o any substance whatsoever to back their claim up) to be a “member o/t media” BECAUS they are using the medium of writing?
What say ye? And hey, I wanna spread The Gospel o/t FSM far & wide. Also, yer merch is way cool. Can’t wait ta snatch up as much of it as ya have. Thanks.
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Hmmm… I don’t think that Pastafarians would put fliers up, but if we did, it would only be to point out the rudeness of Jehova’s witnesses and the like. If you don’t believe in it, you shouldn’t bother to get worked up about it. Besides, I would love to have a flier of the FSM put on my door! I don’t know about you, but I’d say you should just relax.
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Use the backside of the Flyer as a Notepaper, or turn it into a Paperplane for Kids
who cant buy things at Toys R us.
RAmen
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You can’t blame Jamie…of course he/she’s angry…probably thought it was a coupon for free Spaghetti Bolognese!
RAmen
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Where is my flyer! I am now a member of the media because I am writing a response. And using punctuation! Wow Jaime, you really need to sit down with a platefull of his noodly goodness!
RAmen
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