2006 May archive - Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for May, 2006

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT

Published by Bobby Henderson May 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 110 Comments

I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER BUY THIS LOAD OF HORSEHIT YOUR TRYING TO PASS OFF AS A RELIGION YOU GODDAMN FAGGOT – WHY DONT YOU LET JESUS INTO YOUR HEART YOU SON OF A WHORE AND STOP DOING SATANS WORK WITH YOUR RETARTED FAKE RELIGION. I CANT BELEVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU EVEN [...]

Hey, we all sinned, not

Published by Bobby Henderson May 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 10 Comments

Hey, we all sinned, not just Bobby, we all fall short of perfection. You need Jesus Bobby or you wont have anything to save you Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ . Why do you fight such a pure and just cause as a Devine Creator who Really loves us Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ ???? Does this offend ? I hope you put [...]

Bobby, I know you obviously

Published by Bobby Henderson May 24th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 6 Comments

Bobby, I know you obviously have convinced yourself there is no God, however, when Judgment Day comes, and Jesus asks you, Ã¢â‚¬Å“ why did you turn your back on me,
you tell Him you don’t believe in heaven or hell. I cant wait Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ ! Hey Bobby, where is the missing link and also remember;
Ã¢â‚¬Å“ Turn [...]

Listen I never ever want

Published by Bobby Henderson May 10th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 12 Comments

Listen I never ever want to see your flyer on my door ever again! #1 I do not appreciate solicitation of any kind but when I was floored by what I saw on my door I took time to research what you were trying to say because I was so striken by it! I do [...]

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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American