Your A Fag,
how dare you exploit the ignorance of the confused masses that are struggling to find their religious beliefs. Have you no sense you “scoundrel”. Full of rage I am. How can you sleep at night knowing your blasphemous lips have preached utter debauchery. May you rot in the fiery bowels of the poor misguided follower who bestows his faith in you.
your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures. this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind. This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you. No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid. And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don’t tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that’s why your making stupid religons In a world where so much is already so confusing, you would go so far as to make fun of my God? A creator is not a thing, it cannot be materialized. A spiritual, sacred image knowing all and seeing all, said it, and it was. To materialize a god is to make a god of one’s own desire, giving it it;s traits in accordance to what you want it to be. If I were to take this entire FSM thing literally, I would be seeing a satirical violation of the First commandment, as well as a connection between a divine Creator of heaven and Earth and an Italian dish. Even if this FSM is all just a simple joke and a satirical message to all those who believe in intellegent design, to start a church for people to worship a manmade god is damned. The starter of such a church will be the one answering to God for the number of lost souls given to the FSM cause. I realize that an email from a Christian will do nothing to stop you from sending more of Earth’s population to Hell, but i can only hope that some of your followers will read this email (if you post it) and repent from worshipping an idol.
Joshua Menges, Red Lion, PA
“Full of rage I am.”
Hi Yoda! Has being a gnome gotten easier yet?
“read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you”
There is an argument on the very same thing here.
“…First commandment…”
Do you even know what that is?
I doubt it.
Another person that needs to get educated in the fine art of grammar and spelling. Nobody understands sataire anymore….
“to start a church for people to worship a manmade god is damned”
Well, it seems you are contradicting yourself, young patawon. Christianity was made, and they created a church about a man made god. God, at that time, was just a theory because there was no explaination for existance at that time. Why you are being a moron and wasting your life writing hate mail, is beyond me. But, let’s just say that you shouldn’t continue things like that in the future. It only makes yourself look bad.
“Your a fag”
Do you even know the definition of fag? I find it quite hard to be a “to tire or weary by labor; exhaust” Sure you can be in this state, but you cannot be one.
“your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures.”
Or other stupid creatures, such as your god, right?
“To materialize a god is to make a god of one’s own desire, giving it it;s traits in accordance to what you want it to be”
That it is, and that’s what was done here, and that’s what was apparently done 2000 some odd years ago.
Dear Mr. Menges,
I find your views fascinating and wish to subscribe to your newsletter.
There are very few people these days who are willing to spew venom and filth at others in print and I for one applaud you for choosing not to hide your violent and anti-social philosophy for fear of being labeled a freakish zealot.
Oh, and I completely agree. Those new Testament Christians can take their “turn the other cheek” attitude and shove it where the Son don’t shine, hahahaha (that’s a pun, right there, see… I know religion is serious and not to be taken lightly but sometimes I speak in tongues).
Anyway, I’m all for the days of plagues and eternal damnation and bestowing curses on people who think differently from you, too. Give me the Old Testament any day, says I! Down with the namby pambies! Give me the Creator Himself, living large and in charge!
Now, I know people say that Christians should be living from the New Testament because, well… that was the part that was actually about Christ… but seriously, you’ll never scare a heretic into conversion with all that love and compassion and understanding crap. C’mon now, right? Anyway… I am glad to see like souls out and about in society. It gives me hope for my own continued freedom from concerned medical practitioners.
God bless and keep you, sir.
Hopefully with karmic balance in consideration.
why do you christians hate us? why don’t you hate buhdists? WHY US?!
Mr Menges wrote: “i can only hope that some of your followers will read this email (if you post it) and repent from worshipping an idol.”
I’m so glad this was posted. Such compassion, eloquence and rationality is bound to turn heads. It’s also very, very funny.
You put ‘scoundrel’ in inverted commas but you’re happy to just slap ‘fag’ on the table as it is?
You know, it’s definitely much easier to interpret all hate-mail that comes into this site as deliberate parody than to take it at face value. Because, were there (somehow) to turn out to actually be a god (other than His Divine Noodliness), it’d be kind of sad if his loudest devotees happened to be such a collection of dysfunctional buttocks. Wasn’t it Sartre who said ‘Hell is other people’? Imagine heaven with these guys. Bring on the stripper factory…