Your A Fag, how dare

Published by henderob April 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism).

Your A Fag,

how dare you exploit the ignorance of the confused masses that are struggling to find their religious beliefs. Have you no sense you “scoundrel”. Full of rage I am. How can you sleep at night knowing your blasphemous lips have preached utter debauchery. May you rot in the fiery bowels of the poor misguided follower who bestows his faith in you.

your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures. this religon seems to be just based on a childs creative mind. This makes me think all younger generations now are full with idiots like you. No to believe that a spaghetti controls my life is crazy and stupid. And I have a strong feeling that your joking and don’t tell me your not cause I read it twice it seems all most too stupid please go read the bible or jump off the nearest cliff cause no one has use for you that’s why your making stupid religons In a world where so much is already so confusing, you would go so far as to make fun of my God? A creator is not a thing, it cannot be materialized. A spiritual, sacred image knowing all and seeing all, said it, and it was. To materialize a god is to make a god of one’s own desire, giving it it;s traits in accordance to what you want it to be. If I were to take this entire FSM thing literally, I would be seeing a satirical violation of the First commandment, as well as a connection between a divine Creator of heaven and Earth and an Italian dish. Even if this FSM is all just a simple joke and a satirical message to all those who believe in intellegent design, to start a church for people to worship a manmade god is damned. The starter of such a church will be the one answering to God for the number of lost souls given to the FSM cause. I realize that an email from a Christian will do nothing to stop you from sending more of Earth’s population to Hell, but i can only hope that some of your followers will read this email (if you post it) and repent from worshipping an idol.

Joshua Menges, Red Lion, PA

96 Responses to “Your A Fag, how dare”

1. 81 - May 9th, 2008 at 6:57 pm - siouxsie y gregorio Says:
   
   

   We love to fly, we love pasta and we love meatballs…therefore we love the flying spaghetti monster…

2. 82 - May 9th, 2008 at 7:32 pm - Emily Says:
   
   

   Wow, that’s embarrassing. I, also, misspelled “sataire”.
   Well, so I retract the spelling but leave the rest.

3. 83 - May 9th, 2008 at 11:42 pm - P Rao Says:
   
   

   “how dare you exploit the ignorance of the confused masses that are struggling to find their religious beliefs. . How can you sleep at night knowing your blasphemous lips have preached utter debauchery. ”
   “this religon (Christianity) seems to be just based on a childs creative mind.
   Isn’t that what Jesus did.
   If you think about Christianity started out as a cult.

4. 84 - May 10th, 2008 at 12:53 am - fullmetal Says:
   
   

   so were misleading the masses? i think most of us here are relitivly smart is that an ok assumption? (im sorry if i misspell shit) now we chose to give up what ever religion we had before and take up this one, we wernt grown up with it as im sure you were. now ok lets think… how many pastafarian priests rape kids… 0 as far as i know… how many crusades were in the name of the FMS… again 0… ok now this is my favorate… look at all the murders in america. ok now look at how many are christian gasp its a shit load. and there not going to hell cuz there cristian? oh yes and of corse some prick ranting about washiping idols and repentance will convince me. now i personaly am atheist but i beleve in the whole FSM ideals (plus FSM heaven PWNS) so do u think it is your job to convert everyone to think and act and say and do as u do? yay high five for comunism (sorry for any misspellings or nonsencical rantings its late and i got a lot to say)

5. 85 - May 10th, 2008 at 12:55 am - fullmetal Says:
   
   

   lol also i would liek to point our that you sir are an ignorant bastard for saying fag and thinking ur so cool… isnt that kinda hatefull? isnt hatefull bad?

6. 86 - May 10th, 2008 at 7:11 am - Silver Hammer Says:
   
   

   RAmen!

7. 87 - May 10th, 2008 at 7:50 am - ME DUH Says:
   
   

   Chill out, Josh. Aren’t we entitled to our religious beliefs, too?
   We can make fun of yours if we feel like it, and believe me, we play a hell of a lot nicer than most of the people who post hate mail here.
   I don’t see how believing in the FSM makes us homosexual, or “fags,” as you would say.
   You have no proof whatsoever of the existence of your God, and continually ignore the proof against it. Religion is nothing but a load of crap that you use to comfort yourself. Pastafarianism isn’t all that different, but at least we don’t tell people with different beliefs from ours to “go jump off a cliff.” Don’t worry, we’ve gotten worse than that before.
   Is a God that looks like Morgan Freeman who sits up in the clouds anymore ridiculous than His Noodly Appendage?

   Sorry Ninjapanda, I agree with you so wholeheartedly that my words are not very different from yours.

   Peace Love and Pirates!!
   I hope the FSM forgives you for your close-mindedness, Joshua.
   RAmen.

8. 88 - May 10th, 2008 at 8:29 am - Adam Says:
   
   

   Your concern has been noted and filed in my Magical Unicorn Fairy Hammer Lockbox of Doom.
   (For the record, I do know own a Magical Unicorn Fairy Hammer Lockbox of Doom)

9. 89 - May 10th, 2008 at 1:11 pm - RedBearded Pirate Says:
   
   

   It’s quite funny how his first post makes him sound like a Nigerian e-mail scam, with complex biblical-sounding language, but a complete lack of grammar, or even a basic sense on how English is spoken or written. He sure convinced me to “repent from worshipping (sp) an idol” and thus revert to the natural religion of all people, Christianity. It’s funny how he seems to get in the original post that it’s kinda shady, and might be a joke, but then has a revelation and comes to complete tolerance for our beliefs. Despite how insane they sound, they are after all religious beliefs, and that’s sacred!

10. 90 - May 10th, 2008 at 3:03 pm - Epicurus Says:
    
    

    I think that some people must fail to recognize a metaphor when they see one.
    I love you, good Sir. You have truly made my day.
    Please post again, as often as you feel is necessary!

11. 91 - May 10th, 2008 at 4:03 pm - F_A_F Says:
    
    

    Ahhh, the good old “blasphemy” cry again. Do these xtians not realise that their lord and master got nailed to a bit of wood for blasphemy too? If they were being good and following his lead, they’d be blaspheming too at every opportunity 8)

12. 92 - May 10th, 2008 at 4:56 pm - Holypastaballs Says:
    
    

    “Your A Fag,”

    A message from the future may be? Or is henderob future relatives with Dr. Lexus?

    Idiocracy-
    “Kickass, Don’t want to sound like a dick or nothin’ , but Uh says on your chart you’re fucked up. You talk like a fag, and your shit’s all retarded. What I do is like,. . . like you know, *snickers* like you know what I mean like, huh uh ha ha. .. Theres that fag talk we talked about.”

13. 93 - May 10th, 2008 at 5:58 pm - TehGrisp Says:
    
    

    The hypocrisy and irony are just amazing.

    –as well as a connection between a divine Creator of heaven and Earth and an Italian dish–
    Italian dish? If the British pioneered a Bearded Man Stew, would we call your god an English dish?

    –your whole Flying spaghetti monster is as believable as the boogie man or other stupid creatures–
    “Invisible old dude” really isn’t much more believable, some would say.

    –you would go so far as to make fun of my God?–
    What makes yours so untouchable compared to ours? Why are you allowed to make fun of other gods, but others cannot make fun of yours? That’s incredibly biased and hypocritical.

    –To materialize a god is to make a god of one’s own desire, giving it it;s traits in accordance to what you want it to be.–
    Not really. A god doesn’t need to be materialized to give it traits. I can call your god “smelly,” for instance. Or “wet.”

    –worshipping an idol–
    What makes yours any less of an idol? Your god can be characterized by many of the definitions of “idol.” Biblically, it means a deity besides God himself. To us, then, your god is an idol in a way no less significant than ours is to you.

14. 94 - May 10th, 2008 at 10:01 pm - God Says:
    
    

    How dare we, as you put it, “exploit” those masses who are lost? For one, exploit isn’t the word. We chose something that made more sense than Christianity and went with it (… I mean really, a virgin birth?) We CHOSE to come here, we didn’t get smacked in the head with a bible, or brainwash from the time of childbirth. We weren’t recruited into an “army against creativity” or “the ability to actually think for yourself” unlike some. The best part about freedom, dollface, is you get to CHOOSE what it is you want to do, or say, and i say that YOUR religion is bullshit. Besides, what kind of Christian are you anyways? Doesn’t god say not to convey hate towards others? if by some chance Hell DOES exist, ill be sure to save you a seat, love.

15. 95 - May 11th, 2008 at 4:50 pm - AeroPastaBuccaneer Says:
    
    

    Now, now Joshua, there’s no need to be so “Fundamentalist” about this…ever heard of “Tolerance,brotherly love and forgiveness”? Who preached that one then?….oh, and by the way, while you are at it you can always just take a look at the world around you, it doesn’t stop at the East/West Coast/Canadian/Mexican border… I could go on for hours but I work in a Secure Psychiatric Unit FULL of beleivers who found out that they were wrong and I have to attend to them, even though they have found no saviour God still speaks to them and tells them to do BAD things, at least if FSM spoke to them in the same way he would say “Please yourself and don’t blame me”

16. 96 - May 11th, 2008 at 7:39 pm - basicdesign Says:
    
    

    Tsss. Looks like da deck ain’t been scrubbed proper and there’s more gooey glue than spagghetti on some side of the plates - some don’t know when to turn the fire off in time, dammit. A bunch of tourne-sauces justifying the worst by going down the same bloody drain. Josh, best you drop it ‘n have a beer with Jack, kid, you’re on the right track (more or less), relax and stop cursing people it’s a bad habit, trust me. Don’t worry about being an idiot, everyone is and particularly so for those who claim otherwise. Trust me on that one too. But don’t make it a religion, it’s too true for it to work. Fuck - you got to trust me on that one too, I’m afraid.
    And all my condoleances Bobby. Watch yer arse, mate; you already know that high priestessing ain’t what it’s cooked up to be but I bet you got no idea how quick it catches and how long it sticks (especially wid yer raw material). Check that one: “I guess you think only christians have a right to exploit the masses” - Imagine the wigs you’ll have to wear for da next millenium if ya ain’t careful. Mind, if you get too bored ye can always have a snack on the sly while they sacrifice meatballs (if you’re lucky it’ll be just that, but seeing bad history repeated above once more, if it depends on some of your followers, pardon my french, you’ll soon end up eating yer (overcooked) spagghetti from freshly decollared heads on the still bleeding brain). Good luck to ye anyway.
    As for Atticus, les Francais t’emmerdent, mon vieux, d’tout’ facon on bouffe mieux qu’vous espece de jaloux so you can stick yer aquapuddings up yer own sweet spagghetti :-DDD

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