Comments on: You my friend are what http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm Fri, 22 Aug 2008 02:11:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-438473 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 14:09:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-438473 I thought that your religion teaches you to be kind to others. Hmmm...don't quite get this. If your God exists, why don't you know that kicking people's asses because of their religion is wrong? The FSM can't save everyone at once, as he's busy making sure we don't grow too tall (if you've read the Gospel you'll understand this) and trying to stop Bush from being such an idiot. That alone, not even including all the other world problems man has caused, makes it pretty hard to save Pastafarians from people like you. Why are you so homophobic? What do you have against gay people? (Besides the fact that your "God" hates them, of course.) And how does worshipping the mighty FSM make us gay? I have plenty of friends, FYI, I'm only 11 and none of my friends are Pastafarians, but they're not bastards like you. Why the hell do you take everything so seriously? Wait a sec, I just had an idea. This guy is discriminating us because of our religion, in fact he is threatening us and has already beaten up some of us. There's got to be some kind of law against that, ridiculous as it is, and it sure would come in handy. Not to mention, the people making murderous threats. Is that legal? Damn, I'm guessing it is. Ok, enough of my ranting about getting you arrested, back to telling you how fucked-up you are. We don't wanna fight, man, we just want to worship in peace. Bobby Henderson! (You know, sorta like "Jesus Christ!") Peace Love and Pirates to all, even to assholes like you!! I hope the FSM forgives you and you don't end up in Antarctica (Hell). RAmen. I thought that your religion teaches you to be kind to others. Hmmm…don’t quite get this. If your God exists, why don’t you know that kicking people’s asses because of their religion is wrong? The FSM can’t save everyone at once, as he’s busy making sure we don’t grow too tall (if you’ve read the Gospel you’ll understand this) and trying to stop Bush from being such an idiot. That alone, not even including all the other world problems man has caused, makes it pretty hard to save Pastafarians from people like you.

Why are you so homophobic? What do you have against gay people? (Besides the fact that your “God” hates them, of course.) And how does worshipping the mighty FSM make us gay? I have plenty of friends, FYI, I’m only 11 and none of my friends are Pastafarians, but they’re not bastards like you.

Why the hell do you take everything so seriously? Wait a sec, I just had an idea. This guy is discriminating us because of our religion, in fact he is threatening us and has already beaten up some of us. There’s got to be some kind of law against that, ridiculous as it is, and it sure would come in handy. Not to mention, the people making murderous threats. Is that legal? Damn, I’m guessing it is.

Ok, enough of my ranting about getting you arrested, back to telling you how fucked-up you are. We don’t wanna fight, man, we just want to worship in peace. Bobby Henderson! (You know, sorta like “Jesus Christ!”)

Peace Love and Pirates to all, even to assholes like you!!
I hope the FSM forgives you and you don’t end up in Antarctica (Hell).
RAmen.

]]> By: Psycho Bob http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-437230 Psycho Bob Fri, 09 May 2008 07:51:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-437230 Please... this person obviously never broke anybody's anything. This sounds like a 13 year old trying to cause some shit, because he had nothing better to do on a Saturday night because all the girls he liked were making out with the Punks and other "freaks" that don't go to church. I mean, look at the grammar.... I'm hammered, and can write a better blog than him. I've had to deal with older versions of this person telling me I'm going to "Hell" because I'm Buddhist.... and sometimes just because I was dressed all in black that day (They didn't even know if I was Christian or not.) Let them do what they're gonna do. The three factions are focusing mainly on eachother.... and when they blow up the world in a nuclear holocaust, there will be absolutely nothing there afterwards to say "I told you so", or for that matter, "you were right." What will they think when "God", if he/she/it is there, says "You spread only hatred and bloodshed.... Never taking time to enjoy the world and laugh... TO THE PIT WITH YOU!!!!"? R'Amen, Bob Please… this person obviously never broke anybody’s anything. This sounds like a 13 year old trying to cause some shit, because he had nothing better to do on a Saturday night because all the girls he liked were making out with the Punks and other “freaks” that don’t go to church. I mean, look at the grammar…. I’m hammered, and can write a better blog than him. I’ve had to deal with older versions of this person telling me I’m going to “Hell” because I’m Buddhist…. and sometimes just because I was dressed all in black that day (They didn’t even know if I was Christian or not.) Let them do what they’re gonna do. The three factions are focusing mainly on eachother…. and when they blow up the world in a nuclear holocaust, there will be absolutely nothing there afterwards to say “I told you so”, or for that matter, “you were right.” What will they think when “God”, if he/she/it is there, says “You spread only hatred and bloodshed…. Never taking time to enjoy the world and laugh… TO THE PIT WITH YOU!!!!”?

R’Amen,
Bob

]]> By: Teru Mikami http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-435171 Teru Mikami Wed, 07 May 2008 19:16:10 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-435171 How do you have so much time; enough to constantly send hate mail? How do you have so much time; enough to constantly send hate mail?

]]> By: Count Crisco http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-334412 Count Crisco Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:06:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-334412 Well, aren't you a charming little bastard! Is there one single Christian here who ISN'T a violent prick to anyone who doesn't believe everything they say? I don't think that it's even worth point out to you that Jesus was supposed to be one of the most tolerant, peaceful people in the history of the world? And yet, he still gave way to a bunch of little pricks. I don't know what is wrong with you people, but if you actually broke someone's arm and knocked out someone's teeth for coming to your door, then what the hell does that make you? Don't you have any dignity? I know it's not worth it to get worked up over you, but you are the biggest asshole I've ever had the misfortune to meet. How much South Park do you watch, you little jerk? I can't believe the FSM would ever let you exist, but I guess you're just here to make sure that I always stay by the FSM. And I know that starting to sound a lot like you, but I've been having a crappy day because of you fundamental jerks. Ever heard of WWJD, you little prick! Well, aren’t you a charming little bastard! Is there one single Christian here who ISN’T a violent prick to anyone who doesn’t believe everything they say? I don’t think that it’s even worth point out to you that Jesus was supposed to be one of the most tolerant, peaceful people in the history of the world? And yet, he still gave way to a bunch of little pricks.
I don’t know what is wrong with you people, but if you actually broke someone’s arm and knocked out someone’s teeth for coming to your door, then what the hell does that make you? Don’t you have any dignity?
I know it’s not worth it to get worked up over you, but you are the biggest asshole I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. How much South Park do you watch, you little jerk? I can’t believe the FSM would ever let you exist, but I guess you’re just here to make sure that I always stay by the FSM. And I know that starting to sound a lot like you, but I’ve been having a crappy day because of you fundamental jerks.
Ever heard of WWJD, you little prick!

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86822 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:29:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86822 Or over on the monkey bar :)) Or over on the monkey bar :))

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86821 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:28:28 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86821 Hello Thumper :)) Catch you on the swings when you recover :) Hello Thumper :))
Catch you on the swings when you recover :)

]]> By: Thumper â„¢ http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86804 Thumper â„¢ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:01:53 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86804 @Wenchy Hello Wenchy!!!...*wabbit again passes out from exhaustion* @Wenchy
Hello Wenchy!!!…*wabbit again passes out from exhaustion*

]]> By: Thumper â„¢ http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86802 Thumper â„¢ Wed, 28 Mar 2007 10:00:56 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86802 @chris3 Follow the white wabbit to wonderland... @chris3
Follow the white wabbit to wonderland…

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86724 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 08:23:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86724 Is ok....welcome to the machine :)) His Noodles will guide you RAmen Is ok….welcome to the machine :))
His Noodles will guide you
RAmen

]]> By: chirs3 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86714 chirs3 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:57:25 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86714 Sadly, wasn't my idea - was trying to quote someone above me, PrincessM I think. Just not used to posting here. :P Sadly, wasn’t my idea - was trying to quote someone above me, PrincessM I think. Just not used to posting here. :P

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86705 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:18:23 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86705 @chirs3 Mar 27th, 2007 at 11:42 pm “Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com” . Could be a wise business move chris3....gotta be worth something to some fundie. RAmen @chirs3 Mar 27th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
“Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com”
.
Could be a wise business move chris3….gotta be worth something to some fundie.
RAmen

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86703 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 07:15:48 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86703 @ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm "i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit" . Yeah!... not like the invisible bearded man sitting in on a throne up in the sky surrounded by angels with harps. He is everywhere (even up your bum :) and knows what everyone is thinking and doing...so best you stop what you're doing under the covers there...he does know what you're doing...it's a sin you know! Let's not forget the horny guy, with a pointy tail, and dressed in red who lives underground beside lake of flames and carries a pitchfork. Then... In the beginning there was a talking snake and a woman made from a mans rib...... . A "giant pasta monster with meat balls" is definitely some "weired" shit in comparrison. RAmen @ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
“i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit”
.
Yeah!… not like the invisible bearded man sitting in on a throne up in the sky surrounded by angels with harps. He is everywhere (even up your bum :) and knows what everyone is thinking and doing…so best you stop what you’re doing under the covers there…he does know what you’re doing…it’s a sin you know!
Let’s not forget the horny guy, with a pointy tail, and dressed in red who lives underground beside lake of flames and carries a pitchfork.
Then…
In the beginning there was a talking snake and a woman made from a mans rib……
.
A “giant pasta monster with meat balls” is definitely some “weired” shit in comparrison.
RAmen

]]> By: chirs3 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86680 chirs3 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:45:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86680 Er, meant to say of course it ISN'T. D'oh. :P Er, meant to say of course it ISN’T. D’oh. :P

]]> By: chirs3 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86679 chirs3 Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:42:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86679 "Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com” just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?" Of course it is. After all, all's fair in love and war... and pasta. “Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com” just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?”

Of course it is. After all, all’s fair in love and war… and pasta.

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86661 Wench Nikkiee Wed, 28 Mar 2007 06:25:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86661 @ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm . Completely miss everything did you? Do you know what the word "publish" means? "Published by henderob" . Hmm... no doubt that the difference between the words "authored" and "published" would be somewhat outside your grasp. Never mind but, come back in a few years after you've started attending school. :) @ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
.
Completely miss everything did you? Do you know what the word “publish” means?
“Published by henderob”
.
Hmm… no doubt that the difference between the words “authored” and “published”
would be somewhat outside your grasp. Never mind but, come back in a few years after you’ve started attending school. :)

]]> By: ur dad http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86623 ur dad Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:02:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-86623 i agree to you henderob i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit i have ever heard in my whole life its so weird that the first time i heard about it I burst out laughing. i agree to you henderob i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit i have ever heard in my whole life its so weird that the first time i heard about it I burst out laughing.

]]> By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-83721 Earthbreaker Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:35:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-83721 I know pastafarianism teaches not to be an arsehole (note the british spelling, I am foreignglish) but seriously, there is nothing about your post that makes me think anyone (even a divine creator) could like. I know pastafarianism teaches not to be an arsehole (note the british spelling, I am foreignglish) but seriously, there is nothing about your post that makes me think anyone (even a divine creator) could like.

]]> By: Earthbreaker http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-83718 Earthbreaker Sun, 25 Mar 2007 05:31:34 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-83718 I hope your God hates you I hope your God hates you

]]> By: Wench Nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-22683 Wench Nikkiee Tue, 05 Dec 2006 01:34:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-22683 I also think the poster is lonely and desperate for email. For all we know he/she/it hasn't never received one before. RAmen I also think the poster is lonely and desperate for email. For all we know he/she/it hasn’t never received one before.
RAmen

]]> By: Averross http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-11255 Averross Fri, 03 Nov 2006 15:15:58 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/05/you-my-friend-are-what.htm#comment-11255 *Talks in a super tough-sounding voice* Argh! Violent? We're not violent! Shut up before I give you a taste of God's mercy! Never mind, my mom finished making hot cocoa. Yay, cocoa! These guys are whacky. Ramen *Talks in a super tough-sounding voice*
Argh! Violent? We’re not violent! Shut up before I give you a taste of God’s mercy! Never mind, my mom finished making hot cocoa. Yay, cocoa!
These guys are whacky.

Ramen

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