You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D. You and your fucking pasta god? I must have eaten him a few times. Your just a gay fag that is looking for some attention because you have no friends. A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard. Oh and just so you know, I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it. Everyone thinks that you are dumb, so dumb in fact that they want you to belive it. Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough. Your pasta monster did not help them there now did they. I want you to put my email out so anyone can email me about. Give it to all your pastafarian friends (the 2 that you have). I want them to email me. Oh and just for the record if any of your pastafagians come to my house again, there will be severe consecuences. Email me back too. I wanna hear what you got to say. I finnaly learned how to speak Faganise. Oh and im going to start a website soon that will be called Pastafariansaregay. I will keep you posted on that. Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m glad he learned how to speak “Faganise.” Hopefully, he’ll tackle the English language next along with anger management and therapy to figure out the roots of his homophobia.
“A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard.”
No, a lady being made out of some guy’s rib is.
“Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough.”
Sure they did. And I’m sure that your mommy told you that you’re big and “tuff”.
Then she tucked you in.
You homophobic dick.
Man, this guy sounds lonely. Must not get much e-mail.
“You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D.”
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This coming from a person who has missed a whole Satire element that seems to be a common theme.
The part about him beating up the Pastafarians was hysterical! Sir, you have truly upset me. I couldn’t stop crying. Dumbass.
Disturbingly plausible claim that ‘I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it.’
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So far, we’ve got pastafarians across America, Australia, and the UK and several other countries, plus a post submitted in Spanish.
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*I* actually know most of the 2 billion Christians (is it really that many?). They are *all* secretly laughing behind Nameless Hate-Mail Sender’s back. They can’t *believe* he swallowed that bit about god not liking homosexuality, which was the most ridiculous claim they could think of to go with their out-group loner Christ with his band of loving male followers who he is keen should ‘eat’ him.
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Bobby, you are a man of powerful self restraint. I think I’d have posted his email address.
I’d prefer lat/long co-ordinates. I’ve got some interesting friends with pilots licenses who find that kind of info useful.
Pastafarian witnesses eh?
They presumably refuse blood transfusion on the grounds that it resembles His sauce. I can see that.
Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com” just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?
And to think this guy was created in the image of the god of the Old Testament. Nasty, puerile, bigoted, violent fantasist. And the hatemail poster isn’t much better.
> a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke.
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> Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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Christians are so violent. Sigh.
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- Brother Boyardee
*Talks in a super tough-sounding voice*
Argh! Violent? We’re not violent! Shut up before I give you a taste of God’s mercy! Never mind, my mom finished making hot cocoa. Yay, cocoa!
These guys are whacky.
Ramen
I also think the poster is lonely and desperate for email. For all we know he/she/it hasn’t never received one before.
RAmen
I hope your God hates you
I know pastafarianism teaches not to be an arsehole (note the british spelling, I am foreignglish) but seriously, there is nothing about your post that makes me think anyone (even a divine creator) could like.
i agree to you henderob i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit i have ever heard in my whole life its so weird that the first time i heard about it I burst out laughing.
@ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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Completely miss everything did you? Do you know what the word “publish” means?
“Published by henderob”
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Hmm… no doubt that the difference between the words “authored” and “published”
would be somewhat outside your grasp. Never mind but, come back in a few years after you’ve started attending school. :)
“Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com†just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?”
Of course it is. After all, all’s fair in love and war… and pasta.
Er, meant to say of course it ISN’T. D’oh. :P
@ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
“i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit”
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Yeah!… not like the invisible bearded man sitting in on a throne up in the sky surrounded by angels with harps. He is everywhere (even up your bum :) and knows what everyone is thinking and doing…so best you stop what you’re doing under the covers there…he does know what you’re doing…it’s a sin you know!
Let’s not forget the horny guy, with a pointy tail, and dressed in red who lives underground beside lake of flames and carries a pitchfork.
Then…
In the beginning there was a talking snake and a woman made from a mans rib……
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A “giant pasta monster with meat balls” is definitely some “weired” shit in comparrison.
RAmen