You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D. You and your fucking pasta god? I must have eaten him a few times. Your just a gay fag that is looking for some attention because you have no friends. A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard. Oh and just so you know, I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it. Everyone thinks that you are dumb, so dumb in fact that they want you to belive it. Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough. Your pasta monster did not help them there now did they. I want you to put my email out so anyone can email me about. Give it to all your pastafarian friends (the 2 that you have). I want them to email me. Oh and just for the record if any of your pastafagians come to my house again, there will be severe consecuences. Email me back too. I wanna hear what you got to say. I finnaly learned how to speak Faganise. Oh and im going to start a website soon that will be called Pastafariansaregay. I will keep you posted on that. Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I’m glad he learned how to speak “Faganise.” Hopefully, he’ll tackle the English language next along with anger management and therapy to figure out the roots of his homophobia.
“A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard.”
No, a lady being made out of some guy’s rib is.
“Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough.”
Sure they did. And I’m sure that your mommy told you that you’re big and “tuff”.
Then she tucked you in.
You homophobic dick.
Man, this guy sounds lonely. Must not get much e-mail.
“You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D.”
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This coming from a person who has missed a whole Satire element that seems to be a common theme.
The part about him beating up the Pastafarians was hysterical! Sir, you have truly upset me. I couldn’t stop crying. Dumbass.
Disturbingly plausible claim that ‘I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it.’
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So far, we’ve got pastafarians across America, Australia, and the UK and several other countries, plus a post submitted in Spanish.
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*I* actually know most of the 2 billion Christians (is it really that many?). They are *all* secretly laughing behind Nameless Hate-Mail Sender’s back. They can’t *believe* he swallowed that bit about god not liking homosexuality, which was the most ridiculous claim they could think of to go with their out-group loner Christ with his band of loving male followers who he is keen should ‘eat’ him.
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Bobby, you are a man of powerful self restraint. I think I’d have posted his email address.
I’d prefer lat/long co-ordinates. I’ve got some interesting friends with pilots licenses who find that kind of info useful.
Pastafarian witnesses eh?
They presumably refuse blood transfusion on the grounds that it resembles His sauce. I can see that.
Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com” just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?
And to think this guy was created in the image of the god of the Old Testament. Nasty, puerile, bigoted, violent fantasist. And the hatemail poster isn’t much better.
> a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke.
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> Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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Christians are so violent. Sigh.
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- Brother Boyardee
*Talks in a super tough-sounding voice*
Argh! Violent? We’re not violent! Shut up before I give you a taste of God’s mercy! Never mind, my mom finished making hot cocoa. Yay, cocoa!
These guys are whacky.
Ramen
I also think the poster is lonely and desperate for email. For all we know he/she/it hasn’t never received one before.
RAmen
I hope your God hates you
I know pastafarianism teaches not to be an arsehole (note the british spelling, I am foreignglish) but seriously, there is nothing about your post that makes me think anyone (even a divine creator) could like.
i agree to you henderob i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit i have ever heard in my whole life its so weird that the first time i heard about it I burst out laughing.
@ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
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Completely miss everything did you? Do you know what the word “publish” means?
“Published by henderob”
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Hmm… no doubt that the difference between the words “authored” and “published”
would be somewhat outside your grasp. Never mind but, come back in a few years after you’ve started attending school. :)
“Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.com†just so Anonymous can’t. Is it wrong to pick on a ninny like that?”
Of course it is. After all, all’s fair in love and war… and pasta.
Er, meant to say of course it ISN’T. D’oh. :P
@ur dad Mar 27th, 2007 at 10:02 pm
“i dont think there exists this giant pasta monster with meat balls because thats the weired shit”
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Yeah!… not like the invisible bearded man sitting in on a throne up in the sky surrounded by angels with harps. He is everywhere (even up your bum :) and knows what everyone is thinking and doing…so best you stop what you’re doing under the covers there…he does know what you’re doing…it’s a sin you know!
Let’s not forget the horny guy, with a pointy tail, and dressed in red who lives underground beside lake of flames and carries a pitchfork.
Then…
In the beginning there was a talking snake and a woman made from a mans rib……
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A “giant pasta monster with meat balls” is definitely some “weired” shit in comparrison.
RAmen
@chirs3 Mar 27th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
“Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.comâ€
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Could be a wise business move chris3….gotta be worth something to some fundie.
RAmen
Sadly, wasn’t my idea - was trying to quote someone above me, PrincessM I think. Just not used to posting here. :P
Is ok….welcome to the machine :))
His Noodles will guide you
RAmen
@chris3
Follow the white wabbit to wonderland…
@Wenchy
Hello Wenchy!!!…*wabbit again passes out from exhaustion*
Hello Thumper :))
Catch you on the swings when you recover :)
Or over on the monkey bar :))
Well, aren’t you a charming little bastard! Is there one single Christian here who ISN’T a violent prick to anyone who doesn’t believe everything they say? I don’t think that it’s even worth point out to you that Jesus was supposed to be one of the most tolerant, peaceful people in the history of the world? And yet, he still gave way to a bunch of little pricks.
I don’t know what is wrong with you people, but if you actually broke someone’s arm and knocked out someone’s teeth for coming to your door, then what the hell does that make you? Don’t you have any dignity?
I know it’s not worth it to get worked up over you, but you are the biggest asshole I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. How much South Park do you watch, you little jerk? I can’t believe the FSM would ever let you exist, but I guess you’re just here to make sure that I always stay by the FSM. And I know that starting to sound a lot like you, but I’ve been having a crappy day because of you fundamental jerks.
Ever heard of WWJD, you little prick!
How do you have so much time; enough to constantly send hate mail?
Please… this person obviously never broke anybody’s anything. This sounds like a 13 year old trying to cause some shit, because he had nothing better to do on a Saturday night because all the girls he liked were making out with the Punks and other “freaks” that don’t go to church. I mean, look at the grammar…. I’m hammered, and can write a better blog than him. I’ve had to deal with older versions of this person telling me I’m going to “Hell” because I’m Buddhist…. and sometimes just because I was dressed all in black that day (They didn’t even know if I was Christian or not.) Let them do what they’re gonna do. The three factions are focusing mainly on eachother…. and when they blow up the world in a nuclear holocaust, there will be absolutely nothing there afterwards to say “I told you so”, or for that matter, “you were right.” What will they think when “God”, if he/she/it is there, says “You spread only hatred and bloodshed…. Never taking time to enjoy the world and laugh… TO THE PIT WITH YOU!!!!”?
R’Amen,
Bob
I thought that your religion teaches you to be kind to others. Hmmm…don’t quite get this. If your God exists, why don’t you know that kicking people’s asses because of their religion is wrong? The FSM can’t save everyone at once, as he’s busy making sure we don’t grow too tall (if you’ve read the Gospel you’ll understand this) and trying to stop Bush from being such an idiot. That alone, not even including all the other world problems man has caused, makes it pretty hard to save Pastafarians from people like you.
Why are you so homophobic? What do you have against gay people? (Besides the fact that your “God” hates them, of course.) And how does worshipping the mighty FSM make us gay? I have plenty of friends, FYI, I’m only 11 and none of my friends are Pastafarians, but they’re not bastards like you.
Why the hell do you take everything so seriously? Wait a sec, I just had an idea. This guy is discriminating us because of our religion, in fact he is threatening us and has already beaten up some of us. There’s got to be some kind of law against that, ridiculous as it is, and it sure would come in handy. Not to mention, the people making murderous threats. Is that legal? Damn, I’m guessing it is.
Ok, enough of my ranting about getting you arrested, back to telling you how fucked-up you are. We don’t wanna fight, man, we just want to worship in peace. Bobby Henderson! (You know, sorta like “Jesus Christ!”)
Peace Love and Pirates to all, even to assholes like you!!
I hope the FSM forgives you and you don’t end up in Antarctica (Hell).
RAmen.