You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D. You and your fucking pasta god? I must have eaten him a few times. Your just a gay fag that is looking for some attention because you have no friends. A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard. Oh and just so you know, I know most of the people on you website, and hardly any of them belive it. Everyone thinks that you are dumb, so dumb in fact that they want you to belive it. Oh, and a cuple of you fellow pastafarians came to my door the other day witnessing, and i kicked there ass, curb-checked one and broke out his teeth, and the other one kinda got his arm broke. Ooops I played too rough. Your pasta monster did not help them there now did they. I want you to put my email out so anyone can email me about. Give it to all your pastafarian friends (the 2 that you have). I want them to email me. Oh and just for the record if any of your pastafagians come to my house again, there will be severe consecuences. Email me back too. I wanna hear what you got to say. I finnaly learned how to speak Faganise. Oh and im going to start a website soon that will be called Pastafariansaregay. I will keep you posted on that. Im ready for battle. Anytime you wanna fight.
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@chirs3 Mar 27th, 2007 at 11:42 pm
“Am seriously tempted to register the domain name “Pastafariansaregay.comâ€
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Could be a wise business move chris3….gotta be worth something to some fundie.
RAmen
Sadly, wasn’t my idea - was trying to quote someone above me, PrincessM I think. Just not used to posting here. :P
Is ok….welcome to the machine :))
His Noodles will guide you
RAmen
@chris3
Follow the white wabbit to wonderland…
@Wenchy
Hello Wenchy!!!…*wabbit again passes out from exhaustion*
Hello Thumper :))
Catch you on the swings when you recover :)
Or over on the monkey bar :))
Well, aren’t you a charming little bastard! Is there one single Christian here who ISN’T a violent prick to anyone who doesn’t believe everything they say? I don’t think that it’s even worth point out to you that Jesus was supposed to be one of the most tolerant, peaceful people in the history of the world? And yet, he still gave way to a bunch of little pricks.
I don’t know what is wrong with you people, but if you actually broke someone’s arm and knocked out someone’s teeth for coming to your door, then what the hell does that make you? Don’t you have any dignity?
I know it’s not worth it to get worked up over you, but you are the biggest asshole I’ve ever had the misfortune to meet. How much South Park do you watch, you little jerk? I can’t believe the FSM would ever let you exist, but I guess you’re just here to make sure that I always stay by the FSM. And I know that starting to sound a lot like you, but I’ve been having a crappy day because of you fundamental jerks.
Ever heard of WWJD, you little prick!
How do you have so much time; enough to constantly send hate mail?