Comments on: Hey Bobby, Please watch what http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:54:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-438475 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 14:11:13 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-438475 I am so sorry for you, Pamela. You have been brainwashed. Your soul will be missed. FSM bless you. RAmen. I am so sorry for you, Pamela. You have been brainwashed. Your soul will be missed.
FSM bless you.
RAmen.

]]> By: Count Crisco http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-334416 Count Crisco Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:12:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-334416 Man. I can't imagine how many times a day Bobby is "enlightened" by all this. Man. I can’t imagine how many times a day Bobby is “enlightened” by all this.

]]> By: Allison (Yes that allison) http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-203252 Allison (Yes that allison) Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:25:11 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-203252 Reminds me of a Mahatma Gandhi quote: "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ." Reminds me of a Mahatma Gandhi quote: “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”

]]> By: Allison (Yes that allison) http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-203249 Allison (Yes that allison) Wed, 10 Oct 2007 01:22:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-203249 sat·ire /ˈsætaɪər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuhr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun 1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc. I should think it would be obvious to you that they aren't serious. I guess not. Most of these people are atheists which means they don't believe in God. a·the·ist /ˈeɪθiɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ey-thee-ist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation –noun a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings. (my goodness, what we learn from reading a book.) Obviously threatening them with hell isn't going to go too far. Now I'm a Catholic but perhaps we shouldn't judge what they believe :ID does not belong in schools. (I happen to agree) It's not a science, just like science is not a religion. If you wish to send me to hell (which I and a large amount of other Catholics do not believe in regardless of what the Pope says), I can only say: I'll see you there. (John 8;7 "Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw the stone") sat·ire /ˈsætaɪər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuhr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
I should think it would be obvious to you that they aren’t serious. I guess not. Most of these people are atheists which means they don’t believe in God.
a·the·ist /ˈeɪθiɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ey-thee-ist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.
(my goodness, what we learn from reading a book.) Obviously threatening them with hell isn’t going to go too far. Now I’m a Catholic but perhaps we shouldn’t judge what they believe :ID does not belong in schools. (I happen to agree) It’s not a science, just like science is not a religion.
If you wish to send me to hell (which I and a large amount of other Catholics do not believe in regardless of what the Pope says), I can only say: I’ll see you there.
(John 8;7 “Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw the stone”)

]]> By: El Peatieablo http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-184743 El Peatieablo Sun, 02 Sep 2007 22:48:50 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-184743 How, exactly, is science a religion? Also, who said people came from monkeys? Do you know anything about Evolution? How, exactly, is science a religion?
Also, who said people came from monkeys? Do you know anything about Evolution?

]]> By: lelly http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-144566 lelly Sun, 24 Jun 2007 11:59:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-144566 Hey, Im weeping and knashing my teeth right now. Weeping from laughter, and knashing...just cos I like the word and you're annoying Hey, Im weeping and knashing my teeth right now. Weeping from laughter, and knashing…just cos I like the word and you’re annoying

]]> By: Me http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-19855 Me Mon, 27 Nov 2006 18:40:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-19855 I'm glad that your god brought happiness to your life, but our god has brought happiness to our lives. If you can get along with other religions and their beliefs why can't you get on with ours. May you be touched by his noodly appendage. (This is like my sixth reply to hate-mail today, i must really have nothing to do....) I’m glad that your god brought happiness to your life, but our god has brought happiness to our lives. If you can get along with other religions and their beliefs why can’t you get on with ours.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
(This is like my sixth reply to hate-mail today, i must really have nothing to do….)

]]> By: jesus christ http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-19459 jesus christ Sat, 25 Nov 2006 21:43:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-19459 pamela is such a funny bitch pamela is such a funny bitch

]]> By: Cap'n Saucy http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10796 Cap'n Saucy Thu, 02 Nov 2006 03:01:55 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10796 I'm not sure if it's possible to wail and gnash one's teeth at the same time, but I'm having fun imagining that image. I can imagine something in between Dionne Warwick and the alien in, well, The Alien. Frightening indeed. I better go repent immediately. I think I'll have some ice cream first. And maybe some tea. I’m not sure if it’s possible to wail and gnash one’s teeth at the same time, but I’m having fun imagining that image. I can imagine something in between Dionne Warwick and the alien in, well, The Alien. Frightening indeed. I better go repent immediately. I think I’ll have some ice cream first. And maybe some tea.

]]> By: Fr. Corpus Callosum http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10791 Fr. Corpus Callosum Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:54:06 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10791 The word is actually 'gnashing' of teeth. The G is silent. It means to grind your teeth. Or maybe to clack them together. Can you wail AND gnash your teeth at the same time? The word is actually ‘gnashing’ of teeth. The G is silent. It means to grind your teeth. Or maybe to clack them together. Can you wail AND gnash your teeth at the same time?

]]> By: Fr. Corpus Callosum http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10782 Fr. Corpus Callosum Thu, 02 Nov 2006 02:42:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10782 Well, Christians eat Jesus jerky in church. Maybe he's just returning the favor. He probably waits until he's tricked them into his house in the sky with promises of eternal joy and then eats their brains. It takes a lot of tiny Christian brains to satisfy god’s hunger for blood, but he LOVES us, especially with a bit of gravy and stuffing. *Chomp, Chomp* Well, Christians eat Jesus jerky in church. Maybe he’s just returning the favor. He probably waits until he’s tricked them into his house in the sky with promises of eternal joy and then eats their brains. It takes a lot of tiny Christian brains to satisfy god’s hunger for blood, but he LOVES us, especially with a bit of gravy and stuffing.
*Chomp, Chomp*

]]> By: gill http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10753 gill Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:48:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10753 Mm, tasty. Mm, tasty.

]]> By: nikkiee http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10751 nikkiee Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:45:12 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10751 Non-believers roasted on the spit of course. Non-believers roasted on the spit of course.

]]> By: gill http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10749 gill Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:40:31 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10749 Which begs the question, what does god eat? Which begs the question, what does god eat?

]]> By: J http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10745 J Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:30:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10745 'God’s perfect plan' . I've got a worry about this. You see, I don't think gad has a plan. I don't think it's in his remit. . Think about it. God created everything. That makes him A Creative - the most creative being ever, in fact. . As a Creative, he was almost certainly hired to do the job by a larger organisation. Someone wanted an existence doing, the creative company that god works for put him forward for the job (unless he's freelance - equally possible) and god then put in six solid days' work for a pre-agreed fee (or, more likely, he charged double this because it was only supposed to be a one-week job but they didn't specify 'free-willed intelligent life' as part of the original design brief and that adds *at least* a day, you know). . So, if we want a plan, there's really no point in asking god about it because he probably doesn't know. We need to work out which collection of metaphysical corporate shits are in charge of the operation. I submit this as a research project for theologists. . Lastly, this also explains why no one has been able to get in touch with god for the last two thousand years. Having been repeatedly called in over the early millennia to fix bugs and rough edges, he finally got things sorted out with the Christ innovation a couple of thousand years ago and his services have subsequently been unnecessary. He has been sitting by a street somewhere holding a cardboard sign reading 'Will Create Universes For Food'. ‘God’s perfect plan’
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I’ve got a worry about this. You see, I don’t think gad has a plan. I don’t think it’s in his remit.
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Think about it. God created everything. That makes him A Creative - the most creative being ever, in fact.
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As a Creative, he was almost certainly hired to do the job by a larger organisation. Someone wanted an existence doing, the creative company that god works for put him forward for the job (unless he’s freelance - equally possible) and god then put in six solid days’ work for a pre-agreed fee (or, more likely, he charged double this because it was only supposed to be a one-week job but they didn’t specify ‘free-willed intelligent life’ as part of the original design brief and that adds *at least* a day, you know).
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So, if we want a plan, there’s really no point in asking god about it because he probably doesn’t know. We need to work out which collection of metaphysical corporate shits are in charge of the operation. I submit this as a research project for theologists.
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Lastly, this also explains why no one has been able to get in touch with god for the last two thousand years. Having been repeatedly called in over the early millennia to fix bugs and rough edges, he finally got things sorted out with the Christ innovation a couple of thousand years ago and his services have subsequently been unnecessary. He has been sitting by a street somewhere holding a cardboard sign reading ‘Will Create Universes For Food’.

]]> By: moochie http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10744 moochie Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:28:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10744 I've always thought centaurs have a much better body design than humans/god. Four strong legs, great speed and agility, opposing thumbs, very large 'tackle'. Vegetarians. Bit silly of your god to give himself a coccyx, an appendix and other superfluous body parts that are difficult to spell and which point, rather suspiciously, to an evolutionary ancestry. I think he spilt godly coffee on the god>human blueprints, particularly on the brain schematics bit. Those humans that got working brains appear to be condemned to hell. Bit of a bummer, that. But may noodly blessings be bestowed upon you for your politeness. I’ve always thought centaurs have a much better body design than humans/god. Four strong legs, great speed and agility, opposing thumbs, very large ‘tackle’. Vegetarians. Bit silly of your god to give himself a coccyx, an appendix and other superfluous body parts that are difficult to spell and which point, rather suspiciously, to an evolutionary ancestry.

I think he spilt godly coffee on the god>human blueprints, particularly on the brain schematics bit. Those humans that got working brains appear to be condemned to hell. Bit of a bummer, that.

But may noodly blessings be bestowed upon you for your politeness.

]]> By: Nowtheworldhasmeaning http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10734 Nowtheworldhasmeaning Thu, 02 Nov 2006 01:08:49 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10734 Darwin's Monkey . I'll be dispproving you little riddle tonight, see you tomorrow. Darwin’s Monkey
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I’ll be dispproving you little riddle tonight, see you tomorrow.

]]> By: Marcus Marinara http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10728 Marcus Marinara Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:57:22 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10728 I guess the "k" is silent in knashing, eh? I guess the “k” is silent in knashing, eh?

]]> By: Darwin's Monkey http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10704 Darwin's Monkey Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:13:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10704 Nowtheworldhasmeaning . Mate how are you? . Actually mate, God is made in my image, I am looking into the possibility of a legal case as Identity thieft is big business these days. . Now I hear a lot of you asking how it come about that God was made in my own image when I was not there at the beginning. Well God is Omniscient and knew about me before I was even born or time began. . Again I here doubts, Someone asking "... but would God not already have a form when he seen you using his mighty Omniscient " Well the clear and simple answer to this my little friends is we all know that God is Omnipotent and so the normal laws of time don't apply to him, so even before he was formed he used his own Omniscient to see me and then used his Omnipotent to creat himself in my own image. . He did this all before he created time and thus the chicken and egg question can't apply. . And if you believe that God is not made in my own image then you are just going to have to prove it! Nowtheworldhasmeaning
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Mate how are you?
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Actually mate, God is made in my image, I am looking into the possibility of a legal case as Identity thieft is big business these days.
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Now I hear a lot of you asking how it come about that God was made in my own image when I was not there at the beginning. Well God is Omniscient and knew about me before I was even born or time began.
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Again I here doubts, Someone asking “… but would God not already have a form when he seen you using his mighty Omniscient ” Well the clear and simple answer to this my little friends is we all know that God is Omnipotent and so the normal laws of time don’t apply to him, so even before he was formed he used his own Omniscient to see me and then used his Omnipotent to creat himself in my own image.
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He did this all before he created time and thus the chicken and egg question can’t apply.
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And if you believe that God is not made in my own image then you are just going to have to prove it!

]]> By: Darwin's Monkey http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10701 Darwin's Monkey Thu, 02 Nov 2006 00:03:27 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/04/03/hey-bobby-please-watch-what.htm#comment-10701 "Again this is a mockery from satan" . In that case I like satan as he seems to like a giggle, still don't believe in him though. “Again this is a mockery from satan”
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In that case I like satan as he seems to like a giggle, still don’t believe in him though.

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