Hey Bobby, Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order for that you and others may be eternally damned. God loves you and wants you saved so that you may spend eternity with Him in paradise. All you have to do is repent and accept Jesus as your Lord and Saviour and your sins will be forgiven. Friend, if you let Jesus be Lord of your life it will be purposeful as you fulfil God’s perfect plan for your life. Science is a religion of it’s own. To believe in evolution also requires faith. Again this is a mockery from satan. We did not derive from monkeys, we were made in the image of God and the devil hates that because he hates God so he uses this lie to persuade people that God is the liar and we did not originate from Adam and Eve. I will pray for you Bobby but I hope that you may be saved and experience the joy of knowing the Truth and having a personal relationship with the living God - there is nothing like it, He is so loving, gracious and merciful. God bless you, Pamela
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Mm, tasty.
Well, Christians eat Jesus jerky in church. Maybe he’s just returning the favor. He probably waits until he’s tricked them into his house in the sky with promises of eternal joy and then eats their brains. It takes a lot of tiny Christian brains to satisfy god’s hunger for blood, but he LOVES us, especially with a bit of gravy and stuffing.
*Chomp, Chomp*
The word is actually ‘gnashing’ of teeth. The G is silent. It means to grind your teeth. Or maybe to clack them together. Can you wail AND gnash your teeth at the same time?
I’m not sure if it’s possible to wail and gnash one’s teeth at the same time, but I’m having fun imagining that image. I can imagine something in between Dionne Warwick and the alien in, well, The Alien. Frightening indeed. I better go repent immediately. I think I’ll have some ice cream first. And maybe some tea.
pamela is such a funny bitch
I’m glad that your god brought happiness to your life, but our god has brought happiness to our lives. If you can get along with other religions and their beliefs why can’t you get on with ours.
May you be touched by his noodly appendage.
(This is like my sixth reply to hate-mail today, i must really have nothing to do….)
Hey, Im weeping and knashing my teeth right now. Weeping from laughter, and knashing…just cos I like the word and you’re annoying
How, exactly, is science a religion?
Also, who said people came from monkeys? Do you know anything about Evolution?
sat·ire /ˈsætaɪər/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[sat-ahyuhr] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
1. the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.
I should think it would be obvious to you that they aren’t serious. I guess not. Most of these people are atheists which means they don’t believe in God.
a·the·ist /ˈeɪθiɪst/ Pronunciation Key - Show Spelled Pronunciation[ey-thee-ist] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun
a person who denies or disbelieves the existence of a supreme being or beings.
(my goodness, what we learn from reading a book.) Obviously threatening them with hell isn’t going to go too far. Now I’m a Catholic but perhaps we shouldn’t judge what they believe :ID does not belong in schools. (I happen to agree) It’s not a science, just like science is not a religion.
If you wish to send me to hell (which I and a large amount of other Catholics do not believe in regardless of what the Pope says), I can only say: I’ll see you there.
(John 8;7 “Let the one among you who is without sin be the first to throw the stone”)
Reminds me of a Mahatma Gandhi quote: “I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.”
Man. I can’t imagine how many times a day Bobby is “enlightened” by all this.
I am so sorry for you, Pamela. You have been brainwashed. Your soul will be missed.
FSM bless you.
RAmen.