2006 April archive at Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster

Archive for April, 2006

Hi, Bobby– Read an interesting

Published by henderob April 28th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 6 Comments

Hi, Bobby–
Read an interesting article about FSM in today’s issue of the LEXINGTON HERALD-LEADER in its Faith/Values section. My first reaction was: Aren’t you the clever one. Went out and created yet another “religion”. How cute. Just what the world really needs.
Even though you may have done it with tongue in cheek, it’s obvious […]

Mr. Henderson, I think that

Published by henderob April 26th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 13 Comments

Mr. Henderson, I think that it is completely unacceptable that you make such a mockery of God, our Creator. People like you just can’t realize that nothing would even exist on Earth if it weren’t for God. In addition, I think that it is a huge mistake to always regard science as authoritative fact because […]

Your A Fag, how dare

Published by henderob April 15th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 61 Comments

Your A Fag,
how dare you exploit the ignorance of the confused masses that are struggling to find their religious beliefs. Have you no sense you “scoundrel”. Full of rage I am. How can you sleep at night knowing your blasphemous lips have preached utter debauchery. May you rot in the fiery bowels of the […]

You my friend are what

Published by henderob April 5th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 29 Comments

You my friend are what we call R_E_T_A_R_D_E_D. You and your fucking pasta god? I must have eaten him a few times. Your just a gay fag that is looking for some attention because you have no friends. A fucking pasta Monster!?!?! Thats gotta be the biggest load of shit ive ever heard. Oh and […]

Hey Bobby, Please watch what

Published by henderob April 3rd, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 31 Comments

Hey Bobby, Please watch what you say, your blasphemy is pleasing the devil. Do you really want to spend eternity in hell where there will be weeping and knashing of teeth? The devil is using you as his vessel to mock the Truth so that you may discourage people from believing in it in order […]

You are one very sick

Published by henderob April 1st, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 7 Comments

You are one very sick unit and need help now or one day one of them noodles will go up your arse and strangle you from the inside out you dopey piss ant piece of shit