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Yea, your a fucking moron,

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!



98 Responses to “Yea, your a fucking moron,”

  1. eirra says:

    “The antipastafarins” Well, if you speak anything like you type, won’t it be the “antifuckpastafuckfarinsfuck?”.

    Yet another monosylabic person with no life. Come on, man, any person with an IQ higher then 10 can sprout the “f” word over and over again. Why do hate mailers insist on sending insensate letters that do nothing but reveal how infinitesimal and feckless their miniscule brains are?
    Oh, sorry. Where those words to big for wittle old you. Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand it: you fucking dumn you motherfucker fucking fuck shit fuck. Why the fuck do you send dumb-fuck letters that are fucking dumn you fucker, cause it makes you sound like a dumb fuck. Fuck shit fuck motherfuck fuck shit fuck.
    There, is that better?

  2. Stereotypical Environmentalist... says:

    How sad. I would have at least hoped for the correct use of “you’re”. Last I checked, “your” is possessive and is not an abbreviation for “you are”.

  3. Chaz says:

    That sue is one fucked up fucker!

  4. Chaz says:

    *sure*
    Sorry to any Sue’s

  5. Allison (Yes that allison) says:

    I can’t believe you are all so amazed at the very creative uses of fuck in every sentence. I should think the answer would be quite obvious, Its one of the few words he can spell.

  6. Count Crisco says:

    I’ve noticed that our eloquent friend henderbob takes quite the liking to fuck.

  7. James D King of Pirates says:

    As monty python has said “fuck is the most flexable word in the english language” this guy just takes it a little far.

  8. ME DUH says:

    I’m really getting sick of these fuck-filled hate letters. The last one had 37 fucks. Let’s count for this one.


    86 FUCKS!!! Now that is unbelievable.
    I’m sorry, dude, that you have so much anger in you. Go talk to a shrink, they will help you sort it out.
    This sounds suspiciously similar to Guido Arbia’s hate letter.

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