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Yea, your a fucking moron,

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!



98 Responses to “Yea, your a fucking moron,”

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  1. druidbros says:

    Well on the plus side you didnt spout any crap about God’s love. Thank you for at least being consistant. On the other side your parole officer called and wanted to know why you missed your Anger Management classes.

  2. Midget in Pirate Regalia says:

    Jebus, Guido, take your meds already.

  3. Angela says:

    It’s “I” before “E”, except after “C”.

  4. gill says:

    I have a sudden urge to just say the work fuck over and over again now. Thanks a lot, Guido.

  5. Cyberatog says:

    “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
    -Attributed to Mark Twain

  6. Werefox Alchemist says:

    Fuck in hell forever? That doesn’t actually sound so bad. Oh… you meant it in the ‘punishment’ sense… okay. But still. Your hatemail makes me laugh.
    RAmen.
    ~W.A.
    P.S.: How do you know it’s the truth? And isn’t that a little extreme for a religious text?
    P.P.S.: Guido is still a stupid name, “Gudo”.

  7. Max Globs says:

    Please tell me this is a joke. If not, I may have to go shoot up a school }:(

  8. hellbound_express says:

    lol. funny how they get so upset over a little parody religion. And i thought the danish cartoons were bad.

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