How fucking dare you make

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia



297 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”

  1. snake says:

    grrrrrrrrr…… that shold have read: funny as hell

  2. Kendra says:

    Goodness such anger!!! Does this mean jesus endorses the word “fuck” 78,000,000 times in one hate letter? What a strange religeon…

  3. Dread Amish Pirate John says:

    Guido is proof of a Supreme Being (of your choice)
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    There is no other explanation for his continued existance other than Divine Providence providing a Spirit to sit on his shoulder and whisper in his ear:
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    “Breathe in.”
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    “Breathe out.”
    .
    “Breathe …”

  4. Count Crisco says:

    Wow. That was amazing! So much stupid, fit into just a small paragraph!
    I feel like doing a total “fuck” count, but it would take way too long. But still:
    “fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK” 16 fucks. Damn!

  5. dasqooty says:

    Apparently even the crazy fundies can’t handle this guy lol:

    http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?action=msg&f=19&t=391&m=1

    …however, the New York Times is shocked by how little he complains off the internet:

    http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE0D9123CF93BA1575BC0A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1

    Truly, a mysterious creature, is Guido Arbia.

  6. ME DUH says:

    I got 37 “fucks”, if you include “fucky”, “fucking,” and other variations on the word. Wow.
    Calm down, man. We’re entitled to our religion, aren’t we?
    @Alice, I tried reading it aloud, too. I didn’t get through it.
    I have nothing more to say on this post. It’s just a pathetic expression of anger.
    PL&P, even to Guido Arbia.
    RAmen.

  7. Jimmy-Bob says:

    All those ‘fuck’s but not a single ‘fuckety’. ‘Tis a shame.

  8. James says:

    We can be honest and state that the Church of the FSM, is not as much a “mainstream” religion, mainstream in the fact that it is accepted by religious zealots of other religions, but more of a general statement about the institution of religion and the idea of faith. While anyone can hold fast to their faith guns, which supposedly gives them license to bash and insult those who partake in this expression of opinion and free speech, (and freedom of religious expression) protected by the US constitution. People of sterner stuff can learn the purpose of this institution, rather than its dogma, and for themselves internalize it. Its healthy to have religious and spiritual ideals tested and questioned, just as it is for political views to be debated. I will play the Christian game and pose the following question. If God gave us the gift of inference and the desire and means to learn of his beautiful creation, why cannot we experience religious doubts then spiritually grow from them along our path of discovery? My point: grow up, laugh, learn and love. If their a God and your a good person he loves you. If there is not a God, you were a good person and your memory will be loved ( the greatest extent of immortality available). If God exists in the form of a savior Jesus Christ, he would love you for your Christ like action, for it is written, Jesus associated himself with tax collectors and prostitutes. He wasn’t among them in character, but understood them and loved them for who they were. So keep your undeveloped ideas of God to yourself.

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