How fucking dare you make

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia



309 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”

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  1. The FSM loves you says:

    You know, there’s no FSMists ranting on the Vatican’s website about how worshiping a God is insulting to His Noodly Appendage. Some people shouldn’t be given a keyboard after drinking coffee.

  2. Aristotle says:

    Hmm…. Aristotle thinks this is another example of creativity at using fuck.

  3. The Mad Hatter says:

    Guido should write hate-mail professionally.

  4. Atticus Finch says:

    ^ hehehe, good one.

  5. Alice says:

    Did anyone else try speaking it out loud and realize how incredibly funny it truly is? Especially if you use a Evangelical accent.

    I could hardly finish it I was laughing far too hard.

  6. Tess says:

    “I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?”
    Seriously… unplanned pregnancies.. BEST EXCUSE. “but i swear.. it’s god’s”

    yeah alice, i was reading it to my boyfriend on the phone, he thought i was having an asthma attack.

  7. d4m4$74 says:

    if “the holy bible” is true, i have proof Satan wrote at least part of it (at least creation)
    if your “god” is what it is said to be, he will never have anything to do with the occult, right?
    Satan does, the story of “creation” was (according to your believe) at least 6 days before the existence of human beings, and thousands of years before someone wrote them down

    how could they have known that, you catholics might say he signed it down to earth, writing something signed to you by some (holy) spirit is called automatic writing, automatic writing is considered the occult, god doesn’t do that, Satan does,

    You have been trusting the wrong god,
    All hail His Noodly Appendage
    RAmen

  8. snake says:

    it’s a real shame Guido Arbia decided to claim he didn’t write the first comment, but it’s sure still as funny as hello (oh gosh ~ a pun)

    Blessed Be

    snake

    i keep my name in lowercase in honour of the Goddess

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