How fucking dare you make

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia



323 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”

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  1. shakazulu says:

    im pretty sure that jesus never wanted us to cuss out people and damn them to hell. soooo, i hope you werent serious when you posted that.

  2. SaucyWench says:

    @ Beastly Rich, Oh my! A whole new way to enjoy these rants! How do you turn it on, and what thing are you talking about? I simply must hear this post spoken out loud.

  3. theAntibush says:

    Wench Niky,

    funny thing is, I suspected that’s what she was getting at but I wasn’t sure I was interpreting her gibberish correctly. Thanks for the confirmation. So she’s all of…what, 12?

    I’d like to meet one of her…”experts on reincarnation,” since there are no documented cases of provable reincarnation or resurrection in human history except the fairy tale about Jesus. Which is documented not by anyone who was there to witness it, but by someone whom the witness allegedly told about it later, in a book written to proclaim just how cool Jesus is….sure I could totally see why a million people worldwide would believe that, no problem.

  4. Branded Cow says:

    @theAntibush: If you use the “fairy tale” of Jesus as an example, then I must encourage other tales from other religions. They have similar proof. Odin hanging himself on the Yiggrasle tree for 12 days could also work. I’m sure there are a few in the Greco-Roman religions as well.

  5. Sacreligous Sea-Dog says:

    oh man, how very like a christian. Really quite funny, the horrible grammer really adds to it. Jesus seems like a pretty mellow dude and im sure he’d probably smack this kid for using the F-bomb more times in a single paragraph than i think i’ve ever even spoken in probably 6 months. seriously, jesus was a cool dude and i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity

  6. Wench Nikky says:

    @Sacreligous Sea-Dog
    ‘i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity’
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    I think you are right there Sea-Dog. In fact there is a very strong rumour going around that jeesus/god want to take their religion back from their followers.
    RAmen

  7. Navs Spider says:

    I’m so sorry i only just got round to reading this thread, i’m crying with laughter at this point – it’s fantastic! Guido you’re a true shining light of religious tolerance and fervour, well done dude, however….
    “# Guido Arbia Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

    Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse.”…..”
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    wtf? it’s invisible but if you join our club you can see it? see what? if a single believer had proof i suspect they’d shout about it. this is irrational, nigh on unintelligible garbage.
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    “Bobby’s last reply Nov 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

    So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind.”…
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    i’m not convinced this isn’t a spoof, but what the hell… Bob have your read what you wrote? I’ll summarise for you. If enough of us believe it then it’s true. How many exactly? i’m curious how many believer make something true so we can concentrate on some really wacky cool stuff being true… and as for never changing your mind. congratulations, the mind control freaks would be proud of you. so what you’re saying is no matter what proof, up to and including you standing before another deity come death/judgement day etc, you will not alter your ideas. nice going man. you managed to time travel your mind all the way to the dark ages.

  8. Sam says:

    wow, i’m very impressed. that is a lot of curse words for one paragraph. good job.

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