How fucking dare you make

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia



316 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”

  1. djjack says:

    Oh my! Jesus must be covering his eyes and shaking his head over this one. He’s probably thinking, “Mental note to self – Smite Guido, he’s batshit crazy.”

  2. Twinfang says:

    ” YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK.”

    How is that so? in your religon all we have to do is say a couple hail marys and your on your way to heaven supposedly.
    Why are you spamming us anyways, none of your spam will alter our decsion on what to believe. Do you think your god wants you to force people to believe in him? If he created us then why would he give us the ability to think for ourselves and not believe?

    Ive been to many chruches/sinagogs/ceremonies with many religions for i was looking for some guidance yet i found the same thing. Every chruch or sinagog i went to, half way through these guys pass around baskets, and no its not to put trash in, they ask you for your money. Lets say a church is about to go broke, isnt that gods will? Why would he want a church that praised him to go broke?

    Who wrote the bible? OH lemme guess what your going to say “there were scriptures that depicted his life.” EHH wrong, couldve as easily been a fairy tale or good night story. And yes, there couldve been a man named “god” or “jesus”. OMG you know what would be cool? if we wrote about how david blane did all these cool things and give them stale bread and wine! Maybe there will one day be a religon made for him because the future finds these scriptures and make a bible.

    God didn’t make earth/the universe/heaven. He has to BE SOMEWHERE to make something. where was god when he made earth? the universe you may say, where was god when he made the universe? you may say heaven, where was he when he made heaven? mm he had to be somewhere to make something.

    So frankly my friend, the FSM is as real as your god.

  3. Wonko the Sane says:

    Oh my, golly gee! He must be mad or something. Was it something Bobby said?

  4. ERiN says:

    what the hell man? chill out will you? crazy fundies…

  5. hahahaha says:

    this is the funniest thing iv ever read on this website EVER
    i can imagine this guildo person typing this comment, his face turning red, the keyboard falling apart, and his ass shitting his pants with the anger and all that shit

    hilarious

  6. Reverend Draco says:

    Oh gods. . . this is fucking hilarious. . . just the sort of reaction one might expect from somebody who’s brain has been stuffed full of bible belts. . .
    My favorite quote – “How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck.”
    Well. . . how dare *he* make fun of That which is Noodly? *nod self*

  7. Jack Sparrow says:

    This is funny!
    I’ve never found someone so fond of fucking as him.

  8. Jack Sparrow says:

    I withdraw my last comment, the next one is worse.

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