Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster! It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name. I stumbled across your site in my wanderings and was ASTOUNDED at the lack of piousness and intelligence. ASTOUNDED. But you will pay for your sinful ways in the afterlife. The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!.



33 Responses to “Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More”

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  1. Francois Tremblay says:

    “Flying Spaghetti Monster? Hah! More like Flying Stupid Monster!”

    Burned…

  2. Amused says:

    Lets look at the snippet

    >It’s morans like you who give religion a bad name.

    followed by

    >The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!.

    That has got to be pure comic genius. Religion and tolerance never go hand in hand, and all this hate mail proves it time and time again

  3. iii says:

    > Religion and tolerance never go hand in hand

    sure they do. the flying spaghetti monster loves everyone!

  4. Nostradomus says:

    It’s “morans” like you who give ENGLISH(that thing that comes out your mouth, on occaison.)
    a bad name.

  5. Everything Zen says:

    So, he capitalizes astounded, true, and spit, but not god? Talk about pious and reverent…

  6. Jack Sparrow says:

    It’s morans like you who give christians a bad reputation as spellers.

  7. The Dread Pirate Roberts says:

    It’s morons like you that give HUMANS a reputation for being inanly stupid.

  8. Nowtheworldhasmeaning says:

    “The one and TRUE god will roast you on a SPIT!. ”
    .
    So you admit that God is not very belevent?

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