Deat Bobby Henderson If that

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Deat Bobby Henderson If that is your real name.. which i am currently doubting .. Do you really believe this cockimany bs dribble you are posting on your website is real.. You are the type of people that are giving true scientist a black eye. To beleive that a Pair of meat balls and spaghetti is responsable for creating the universe is poposterus.. I bet the next thing your going to tell me is that Chief Boyardee mated with the pilsbury dough boys sister to make this little idea of yours possible… But wait it gets better.. I think you’ve drank the dirty substance out of your 6 foot bong one to many times.. Further more if you insist on continuing promotting this idea .. I will be forced to take legal messures .. Every .. and I mean Every idea that has ever been proposed has had a long line of backing .. The scientific data that scientists are producing .. are answering religous questions that have always just been answered its the way its always been or happened due to a higher power.To suggest that a creature made from meat and pasta that God created through man Spits in all the Scientist and Religous foundations throughout history.. Thank you for your time..



32 Responses to “Deat Bobby Henderson If that”

  1. Jingles says:

    Nooo… Nikkiee, don’t discourage him. In today’s litigious (sp?) society, the lawyers have got billing down to a fine art form.
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    If he went to a lawyer, the lawyer would fleece him of every single dollar he had, before deserting him just as he gets charged with wasting court time, being in contempt of the court, and being an complete and *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh*

  2. Jingles says:

    sorry, …and UTTER *female sanitary product that rhymes with boosh*

  3. Wench Nikkiee says:

    But barrister’s charge so much more (with similar billing artform) and wouldn’t the end result be the same? I was going to suggest to him that I had a bridge for sale, but I thought that would be taking advantage…no?
    RAmen

  4. Jingles says:

    No, taking an idiot’s money is not taking advantage. Otherwise, surely the evangelical church would feel bad?

  5. Wench Nikkiee says:

    True….true! Anyway, alas, I believe some evangelical followers have already bought the bridge and the moon, as well as one or two of Saturns rings.

  6. Jingles says:

    You could also try selling them this great planet called pluto.
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    Just don’t mention there is no such thing, only the dwarf planet $@&#^2

  7. Wench Nikkiee says:

    Good idea. I’m sure they would be interested, as long as there is none of that ‘scientist gravity’ there. Oh hang on…..did god create pluto? Yes it must have.
    Gotta go….catch you later Jingles.
    Holiday to you :)
    RAmen

  8. Jingles says:

    Merry Holiday
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    Don’t forget the rum!

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