Dear Mr. Henderson, I must

Published March 25th, 2006 by Bobby Henderson

Dear Mr. Henderson, I must say, after looking at your website, I was slightly offended. I, for one, am a support of ID, and believe me, it does not involve some mockery of God as a Italian noodle. Frankly, your webpage is flys in the face of entire idea of a real church, and missleads some poor fool into thinking your dribble about a ‘flying spaghetti monster’ is true. I hope you see the error of your ways and get rid of this compleltly unhomrourous version of ID. May He have mercy on you for creating this offensive website. Sincerely, Matt



30 Responses to “Dear Mr. Henderson, I must”

  1. chirs3 says:

    Dictionary.com says:

    No results found for unhomrourous.
    Did you mean unhumorous (in dictionary) or Ian Humphreys (in encyclopedia)?

    A search of Ian Humphreys yields:

    Ian Humphreys (born 24 April, 1982 in Ireland) is an Irish rugby union footballer, occupying the fly-half position (usually called “out half” in Ireland He is the younger brother of Ulster fly-half David Humphreys. He plays for Leicester in the Heineken Cup. He joined Leicester in 2006 from Belfast Harlequins. He has also played for Ulster at under 21 level where he captained them during the 2002/03 season. He has also represented Ireland at U19 and U21 level, and captained the Irish side at the Rugby World Cup Sevens tournament in Hong Kong in March 2005. He had previously been named player of the tournament for the European Sevens qualifier in Poland, whilst his first outing in Tigers stripes was at the Middlesex Sevens Tournament at Twickenham in August.

    So… If Matt thinks this site is an Ian Humphreys version of Intelligent Design… I guess that’s kind of a compliment. Pastafarianism as the badass rugby player of the ID community… I can dig it.

    And notice – Mr. Humphreys occupies the FLY-half position. If that’s not an FSM reference, I just don’t know what is.

  2. chirs3 says:

    Icky. Apologies for the spacing in that last post.

  3. El Peatieablo says:

    Actually, Pastafarianism is more like UD.
    What does “unhomrourous” mean?
    By the way, I find your lack of grammatical prowess to be quite humorous.

  4. jajanopally says:

    this is all a myth!!!

  5. Count Crisco says:

    Ho hum. Mockery of God, erroneous ways and all that.
    P.S. “Your webpage is flys in the face”! That’s so awesomely accidental.

  6. ME DUH says:

    Well, at least Matt’s IQ is probably higher than 0, unlike the rest of the devout IDiots. (But seriously, “humrourous”?) However, like so many others, he’s been brainwashed. It’s pitiful how certain you are that you’re right.
    You know what? I don’t give a shit if “He” (God) forgives me, because more likely than not, he doesn’t exist. I’m going to Pastafarian Heaven, bud, but I’ll pass on the strippers.
    Peace, Love, and Pirates to all!
    RAmen.

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