Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
Yea, your a fucking moron,
Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 102 Comments
102 Responses to “Yea, your a fucking moron,”
Well on the plus side you didnt spout any crap about God’s love. Thank you for at least being consistant. On the other side your parole officer called and wanted to know why you missed your Anger Management classes.
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Jebus, Guido, take your meds already.
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It’s “I” before “E”, except after “C”.
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I have a sudden urge to just say the work fuck over and over again now. Thanks a lot, Guido.
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“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
-Attributed to Mark Twain
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Fuck in hell forever? That doesn’t actually sound so bad. Oh… you meant it in the ‘punishment’ sense… okay. But still. Your hatemail makes me laugh.
RAmen.
~W.A.
P.S.: How do you know it’s the truth? And isn’t that a little extreme for a religious text?
P.P.S.: Guido is still a stupid name, “Gudo”.
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Please tell me this is a joke. If not, I may have to go shoot up a school }:(
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lol. funny how they get so upset over a little parody religion. And i thought the danish cartoons were bad.
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Like driudbros said, atleast he’s consistent. On the other hand, his overuse of the word “fuck” tells us he needs a new dictionary.
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Fuck your brain out, man. Or have you already done that?
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… You spelt “you’re” wrong.
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WOW henderob you used the “F” word more time than Joe Pesci has if you were to combine all of his movies together.
You know there is a more intelligent way of expressing your opposing view points but then again, your lack of intelligence might explain why you are reacting in such a childish manner.
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Beware the coming of the antipasta!!! His noodly appendages are twisted and cold, nothing like the long warm appendages of our creator. On this day, only the true pirates will be able to stomach his evil ways and be able to stand in line for the second coming of the true great pasta, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! May we all be touched by his noodly appendage!
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The amusing thing about this is that as far as I can tell, he is admiting that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
“The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.â€
“Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this…”
That seems to imply that he is accepting the existance of our creator.
That being so, it appears that he has realized the truth of Pastafarianism and is just having a hard time accepting it.
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I have a feeling that someone shall feel the noodly wrath of a certain Spaghetti Monster.
And whoever you are, I have word to say to you.
YARRRRRR!!!
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so Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John aren’t messing with us because they wrote it down on parchment? hmmm….
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I find this funny as hell. Someone needs to get Prozac or Valium. People don’t know the meaning of Sataire anymore, and that makes me sad. Let’s people believe whatever they want and live thier own lives. You’re only giving the rest of us a reason to laugh at the world’s stupidity and inablity to process good humor. Go live your pathetic life in peace.
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Hello…….is the the retard thread?
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I definately recognise this style.
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“Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!!”
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@Davey Jones……more lyrics for that song you are going to pen Davey
RAmen
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I need to respond to this… can’t stop myself…
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O.K. I’m typing this very slowly in the hopes that you may understand. Clearly your use of the word fuck as a verb, adverb, noun, pronoun, and adjective (did I forget any?) was poetic and clearly shows off your intellectual prowess. Good for you, you can sit at the front of the short bus today; try not to lick the window. You have a lord and he is the one true God… funny I think many different religions claim the same thing, and guess what not a single one of them is anymore right than any other! Neither are these peoples beliefs… that’s why they are beliefs! You don’t have to like anyone else’s, but would not trying to force everyone to drink your kool-aid be too much to ask, you hate filled ignoramus?
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Here I’ll even speak to you on your level: fuck, shit, panties, ass, homo, shitty shit shit, fuck homo! Homo, fuck, queer, frognuts, roasted pigsnot!
I’m paraphrasing but, as a famous comedian once quipped, “If you have to swear [to get a point across], you aren’t trying hard enough.”
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Hey guys, just like to let you all know, if you don’t already, J has got The Letter off.
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Should be interesting to see the response we get.
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Thanks for the update, Jingles. Will be waiting with bells on.
RAmen
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For the extremely offended religious type, you swear a lot. Did you realize that all respect for you is completely and utterly lost when every other word is “fuck”. Infact. I think that all respect for you was lost when we realized somebody forgot to take their medication.
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Fuck the fucktremely bitchfended fuck-religious type, you swear a fucking lot. Did ass fuck bitch damn you realize that all respect for you is completely and fucking utterly lost fuckwhen every other bitchin word is “fuckfuckfuckfuck”. Infuckact. I think that fuck all respect fuck you was lost when we realized FUCK somebody forgot to take their fuck fuck medication.
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For the extremely offended religious type, you swear a lot. Did you realize that all respect for you is completely and utterly lost when every other word is “fuck”. Infact. I think that all respect for you was lost when we realized somebody forgot to take their medication.
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Fuck the fucktremely bitchfended fuck-religious type, you swear a fucking lot. Did ass fuck bitch damn you realize that all respect for you is completely and fucking utterly lost fuckwhen every other bitchin word is “fuckfuckfuckfuck”. Infuckact. I think that fuck all respect fuck you was lost when we realized FUCK somebody forgot to take their fuck fuck medication.
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@ Cailin
Now THAT’S sarcasm!
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I do have one question, hypothetically if one Christian, or scientologist, or buddhist, or whatever came into this site and didn’t read the open letter, missed the point entirely, and wrote a polite and respectful letter, would it be treated in kind?
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Judging by the dozens of hate filled threads I don’t expect thas anytime soon, like I said strictly hypothetical…
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I think what this dumb gentleman was trying to say was (in best uppity accent)
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“Dear good sir,
I think, on the behalf of all other idiot fundamentalists, that promoting your Flying Spaghetti Monster is one of the worst things on the World Wide Web. I highly disapprove of your intentions to fill the minds of others with your beliefs! Other fundies consider you spawn of hell. And the fact that you’re straying people away from the truth is despicable. You sir, are a heretic . There is no sin greater than that. In fact, I should start a cult of my own, called The anti-pastafarins. Hmmm, yes, and I think the first verse of the book of the “AntiPasto” shall be, Truths 1:1, “Those who believe in the flying spaghetti monster, or any other deity not of our own, shall be cast into the depths of hell, smoldering for all eternity.†Personally, I think that you are truly the greatest heretic to have ever walked the earth, other than the 4 billion other on-christians on this planet. In short, how do you sleep at night? On behalf of me tell your FSM, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.†You are truly going to burn in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endure is having to eat spaghetti for all eternity and get fuller and fuller until your obese body destroys the fabric of the universe. Oh, you’ll be in big trouble then, you unholy heretic. You are a sinner, and you will always be a sinner, you sinner.
“O Bobby Henderson the prophet,
oh how he is a great man.
He is one awesome guy.
The great man of Pa-sta-far-ianism.
He is FSM’s closest friend,
living in stripper heaven,
till the very end.
His soul shall be in pleasure forever,
for bobby is our great prophet.â€
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PS: I, being a fundi, have left out a lot of swear words. My secretary will give you about 75 FUCKS. Please, while receiving those fucks, don’t get the office furniture dirty, it’s made of cherry, and it took me a while to collect it from non-believers homes. Please enjoy them, as my secretary is very undersexed, and will give it to anyone she sees, that dirty slut.”
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Wait, read this:
“You are truly going to fuck in hell forever”
Man, if I get unlimited sexings, I’d want to go to hell too!
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@BrianTheCanuck
“came into this site and didn’t read the open letter, missed the point entirely, and wrote a polite and respectful letter, would it be treated in kind?”
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All of those I have seen have indded been treated in kind. May I suggest reading back into some of the threads.
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Yes, Brian, there have been respectful followers of other faiths who posted civil comments and were (for the most part) treated in kind as Nikkiee has stated. However, finding one can be quite the chore.
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TRIX, thanks for the exquisite translation of the fundys’ mindless mutterings. It is all so much clearer now.
RAmen
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@ Trix.. that was poetry…
@Wench Nikkiee I contemplated slogging through the archives but I realized , as MJK stated, what a chore it would be to find that one letter, so I figured it quicker to ask. I kinda suspected that was going to be the answer, but there are some sharp wits and sharper tongues on this here site… I have backtracked several threads that had been recommended though.
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The thing is Brian, that most all Pastafarins take some offence to those, who enter our church and disseminate beliefs which conflict our own. After all, this is the “Pastafarian” online church.
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“but there are some sharp wits and sharper tongues on this here site…”
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That’s the way we like it…..uh ha..uh ha..
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You ARE a seventies woman, aren’t you.
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It’a not polite to ask a lady her age, but yes.
Was never fond of that song but they thrashed it so much on the radio, it was hard to ignore it.
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Actually, I was not implying your age, I was refering to your taste/experience in music. Forgive me. And I know what you mean about radio thrashing.
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That’s ok, I was just having a dig. I can still out-dance 90% of the uni student crowd.
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I also have a few older brothers, so I got a fairly early start with music “hand me downs”.
RAmen
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Had to learn to run fast when I got caught helping myself, without permission, to their albums a few times as well.
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Guess that makes you a tarty, starchy, and FEISTY cabin wench. The plot thickens. ;)
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“tarty, starchy, and FEISTY cabin wench”
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all good qualities aboard the FSM flagship…
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Wow! This is without doubt the greatest piece of hate mail to be found on this site. I laughed long and hard when I read the open letter, especially the correlation between pirates and global temperature rise. This email is an order of magnitude funnier. Pure comic genius. Perhaps Bobby should forward this on to the Kansas School Board to show them what a good fundamentalist Christian upbringing can do for a man. The spelling, the grammar, the masterful and creative use of profanity it is truly awe inspiring.
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P.S. TRIX, I also loved the translation.
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“This is without doubt the greatest piece of hate mail to be found on this site.”
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Well I don’t know Coleoptera, it’s a bit neck and neck:
http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
RAmen
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I’m sure there is another one from this same guy on here somewhere, but I can’t remember the name of the thread offhand.
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-chapter four is done.
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Ahh……here it is http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm
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awesome, Penne. we eagerly await the exciting (and inevitably messy) next chapter!
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@Wench Nikkiee:
yeah, Charles McMurrey was the author of the now-legendary “Your god is a homo” thread.
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He sure does show the versatility of the word doesn’t he?
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“now-legendary “Your god is a homo†thread.”
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Yes the “sacred oars”
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Boy,thoes Baldwins get into everything,take a look at this: http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/11/27/a-baldwin-brothers-journey-to-jesus/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FNightline%2Fstory%3Fid%3D2662535%26page%3D1&frame=true
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And here’s some scary shit to go with your burger and fries: http://movies2.nytimes.com/2006/11/24/movies/24brea.html
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are the posts all getting through,or what?
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OK,Lets see if this one makes it http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/21/science/21belief.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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=more detail from one of my earlier link posts.
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@penne
Oh no….now we have to hear all over again about you need jeebus if you are to have morals and not do drugs. Born agains are one of the worst kinds of fundi.
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I think this fellow has mixed hell and pastafarian heaven. I wouldn’t mind going to hell if I can fuck and eat spaghetti all the time.
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Here’s a tip Guido: No one will ever know that you’ve had a lobotomy if you
wear a wig to hide to the scars.
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This Guy is definitely insane! If anything he shows how crazy his religion is!
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Yes. They help the pastafarian cause so much.
RAmen
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“how do you fucking sleep at night?”
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I would suggest that this could be considered very disrespectful to one’s chosen bed companion. I’ve always found a little post-coital ‘pillow talk’ is in order, prior to getting one’s zzzzzz’s in. Sleeping ‘on the job’ is bad form.
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“.. shove your .. sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.â€
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Do you go to school in Kansas, mayhap? Have you got a new Biology teacher? Does he/she begin each lesson with the words “According to scripture ..”? Yes, I thought so. I wouldn’t answer any questions on mammary glands in your exams, if I were you.
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I nominate this post to the hate mail hall of fame. And now a suggest that a hate mail hall of fame be created so that this can get in to it.
Really, it’s either the best rantings of a religious lunatic ever, or it is the best parody of a religious lunatic ever.
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@Dr Plaid
I agree Dr Plaid. There is also another post by this same guy. See my link back up the page.
RAmen
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Studying the syntax actually reveals some extraordinarily clever word-play. ” .. you fucking fucker fucky fuck” is a sophisticated conjugation of a term which means ‘conjugation’! We’re in the presence of a genuine wordsmith. I declare that you are the ghost of Philip Larkin, and I claim my £5.
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[from Wikipedia: "Larkin's posthumous reputation was affected by the publication of Andrew Motion's Philip Larkin: A Writer's Life (1993) and an edition of his letters (1992), which revealed his obsessions with pornography, his racism, his increasing shift to the political right wing, and his habitual expressions of venom and spleen.]
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this is wayyyyyyyy better than southpark,keep it up,.. i’ve got plenty of pot !
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splatmasterx,
Don’t be a bogart!
Join in the conversations, on some of the current threads!
We need a stoner or seven!
Ramen
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Wow, I must fucking admit that this fucking hate mailer was very fucking creative and fucking flowing in his fucking use of fuck.
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FSM fucking dammit! Aristotle fucking forgot to fucking write fucking in the fucking third person! FUCK!
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His FUCKING Stupidity,
Aristotle
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>:0===Q
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Darn. That fucking giraffe should have fucking legs like this >:0===Q
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Dammit! It did it again! It’s not Aristotle! He knows it now. This symbol
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OK. It’s the less than symbol, otherwise known as the opposite of this >
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There. That’s better. For some reason anything after a “less than” symbol disappears. But not a “greater than” symbol.
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Feel better now? :))
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm “OK. It’s the less than symbol, otherwise known as the opposite of this >”
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Playing with your new pet, a giraffe I understood? Take care of it, and beware of hunters (especially those working for PP’s election campaign!)
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Dam. Aristotle is very pissed off now and he has no one to take it out on. He hates that. weehficlklfaeklfckhcfhafcahskljqwriouiotycw7iq5ruwidfhxqwkhlcrqu3yr82598ruioxrhui3rnctgqwql;ZWJAJCE;’TWUJVMCJK.DHS X.hweuIYQ28URCUTWEONIV TWINH58O234Y89Q49IRRCEFLDJLTU5OWY8934IRCFAL;MKX/AWLMJKEYSSAIDWCNLAAXAncywveijtlkachilhwcrioyna8wetun;ati;32qoj;’q ;iqncw iwpz,,zxmc op4utiogcjsa.;rouw4w4389tu834h filjf 4vhvngtufnudasxfljalkethw4ivw3uvt9cwlhiwrethv8w34uvto4uvtfjlcijelrtu34uuw49tupv4ojidsaurwow ‘wp4tuv9wunuwaeawoeryoqwi
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Feel better now? Yes.
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:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:12 pm “…weehficlklfaeklfckhcfhafcahskljqwriouiotycw7iq5ruwidfhxqwkhlcrqu3yr82598ruioxrhui3rnctgqwql;ZWJAJCE;’TWUJVMCJK.DHS X.hweuIYQ28URCUTWEONIV TWINH58O234Y89Q49IRRCEFLDJLTU5OWY8934IRCFAL;MKX/AWLMJKEYSSAIDWCNLAAXAncywveijtlkachilhwcrioyna8wetun;ati;32qoj;’q ;iqncw iwpz,,zxmc op4utiogcjsa.;rouw4w4389tu834h filjf 4vhvngtufnudasxfljalkethw4ivw3uvt9cwlhiwrethv8w34uvto4uvtfjlcijelrtu34uuw49tupv4ojidsaurwow ‘wp4tuv9wunuwaeawoeryoqwi”
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May I quote you during the next meeting of the “Green Areas Googling Association”, aka “GAGA”? They sometimes need an input of some consistency, and your brilliant, albeit somewhat sad statement would do that wonderfully!
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This is more fun then shooting darts at a blind man! (rolls eyes)
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@! – 2y5cc89yn28twariy38nctefkshaiwfulrkwkQL’3uricu2oiuq3ouroiuiauiou2qw!!
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You can quote me on that as well ;)
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@Peter Popoff – Sure is! :))
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FSM dammit! Aristotle again forgot to write in the third person!
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “@! – 2y5cc89yn28twariy38nctefkshaiwfulrkwkQL’3uricu2oiuq3ouroiuiauiou2qw!!
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You can quote me on that as well ;)”
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That would make the meeting go too far off-topic: they’re easily distracted!
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@! – ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:28 pm “@! – ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….”
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Now THAT would come as a surprise!
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@! – 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
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4wvuytsuiw4hcyh4ccccccccc heiuw.
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:32 pm “@! – 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
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That’s not entirely original, but I’ll save it, just in case. Well, must go now, I’ll have to put those highly subversive thoughts on paper, and read them out loud, to be sure of the pronounciation. Thank’s a lot for sharing it, and catch you later!
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Aristotle thinks it’s so nice to speak his native language.
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“There is no fuck greater than you.” :)
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You mother tell you in the end then?
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One of the best on site :)
RAmen
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@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw”??
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Phweewe! – and you thought my posts were gibberish!
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Gibberish? Where? :))
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What have you got against gibberish anyway? It never did any harm to you! :)))))))
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Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw�?
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No. It’s real name goes on forever, but its shortened name is Z (pronounced zuh)
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Hmmmm…. swearing… isn’t that supposed to be a sin….. (evil smile)
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“The antipastafarins” Well, if you speak anything like you type, won’t it be the “antifuckpastafuckfarinsfuck?”.
Yet another monosylabic person with no life. Come on, man, any person with an IQ higher then 10 can sprout the “f” word over and over again. Why do hate mailers insist on sending insensate letters that do nothing but reveal how infinitesimal and feckless their miniscule brains are?
Oh, sorry. Where those words to big for wittle old you. Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand it: you fucking dumn you motherfucker fucking fuck shit fuck. Why the fuck do you send dumb-fuck letters that are fucking dumn you fucker, cause it makes you sound like a dumb fuck. Fuck shit fuck motherfuck fuck shit fuck.
There, is that better?
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How sad. I would have at least hoped for the correct use of “you’re”. Last I checked, “your” is possessive and is not an abbreviation for “you are”.
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That sue is one fucked up fucker!
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*sure*
Sorry to any Sue’s
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I can’t believe you are all so amazed at the very creative uses of fuck in every sentence. I should think the answer would be quite obvious, Its one of the few words he can spell.
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I’ve noticed that our eloquent friend henderbob takes quite the liking to fuck.
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As monty python has said “fuck is the most flexable word in the english language” this guy just takes it a little far.
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I’m really getting sick of these fuck-filled hate letters. The last one had 37 fucks. Let’s count for this one.
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86 FUCKS!!! Now that is unbelievable.
I’m sorry, dude, that you have so much anger in you. Go talk to a shrink, they will help you sort it out.
This sounds suspiciously similar to Guido Arbia’s hate letter.
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“I have a lord, and he is the one true God”.
1. How do you know ??
2. You do know that you have just insulted approximately 4.6 billion people ??
3. I’m not sure that your ‘one true god’ will be very pleased with the amount of possibly very hurtful things you have just said and the amount of times that you have just typed the word ‘fuck’.
Now who do you think will suffer more in the afterlife, one who has created a parody religion to prove a point an for the amusement of himself and others, or one who is deliberately trying to hut the feelings of another person ??
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