Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
Yea, your a fucking moron,
Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 102 Comments
102 Responses to “Yea, your a fucking moron,”
And here’s some scary shit to go with your burger and fries: http://movies2.nytimes.com/2006/11/24/movies/24brea.html
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are the posts all getting through,or what?
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OK,Lets see if this one makes it http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/21/science/21belief.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
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=more detail from one of my earlier link posts.
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@penne
Oh no….now we have to hear all over again about you need jeebus if you are to have morals and not do drugs. Born agains are one of the worst kinds of fundi.
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I think this fellow has mixed hell and pastafarian heaven. I wouldn’t mind going to hell if I can fuck and eat spaghetti all the time.
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Here’s a tip Guido: No one will ever know that you’ve had a lobotomy if you
wear a wig to hide to the scars.
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This Guy is definitely insane! If anything he shows how crazy his religion is!
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Yes. They help the pastafarian cause so much.
RAmen
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“how do you fucking sleep at night?”
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I would suggest that this could be considered very disrespectful to one’s chosen bed companion. I’ve always found a little post-coital ‘pillow talk’ is in order, prior to getting one’s zzzzzz’s in. Sleeping ‘on the job’ is bad form.
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“.. shove your .. sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.â€
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Do you go to school in Kansas, mayhap? Have you got a new Biology teacher? Does he/she begin each lesson with the words “According to scripture ..”? Yes, I thought so. I wouldn’t answer any questions on mammary glands in your exams, if I were you.
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I nominate this post to the hate mail hall of fame. And now a suggest that a hate mail hall of fame be created so that this can get in to it.
Really, it’s either the best rantings of a religious lunatic ever, or it is the best parody of a religious lunatic ever.
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@Dr Plaid
I agree Dr Plaid. There is also another post by this same guy. See my link back up the page.
RAmen
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Studying the syntax actually reveals some extraordinarily clever word-play. ” .. you fucking fucker fucky fuck” is a sophisticated conjugation of a term which means ‘conjugation’! We’re in the presence of a genuine wordsmith. I declare that you are the ghost of Philip Larkin, and I claim my £5.
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[from Wikipedia: "Larkin's posthumous reputation was affected by the publication of Andrew Motion's Philip Larkin: A Writer's Life (1993) and an edition of his letters (1992), which revealed his obsessions with pornography, his racism, his increasing shift to the political right wing, and his habitual expressions of venom and spleen.]
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this is wayyyyyyyy better than southpark,keep it up,.. i’ve got plenty of pot !
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splatmasterx,
Don’t be a bogart!
Join in the conversations, on some of the current threads!
We need a stoner or seven!
Ramen
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Wow, I must fucking admit that this fucking hate mailer was very fucking creative and fucking flowing in his fucking use of fuck.
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FSM fucking dammit! Aristotle fucking forgot to fucking write fucking in the fucking third person! FUCK!
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His FUCKING Stupidity,
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Darn. That fucking giraffe should have fucking legs like this >:0===Q
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Dammit! It did it again! It’s not Aristotle! He knows it now. This symbol
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OK. It’s the less than symbol, otherwise known as the opposite of this >
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There. That’s better. For some reason anything after a “less than” symbol disappears. But not a “greater than” symbol.
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Feel better now? :))
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:06 pm “OK. It’s the less than symbol, otherwise known as the opposite of this >”
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Playing with your new pet, a giraffe I understood? Take care of it, and beware of hunters (especially those working for PP’s election campaign!)
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Dam. Aristotle is very pissed off now and he has no one to take it out on. He hates that. weehficlklfaeklfckhcfhafcahskljqwriouiotycw7iq5ruwidfhxqwkhlcrqu3yr82598ruioxrhui3rnctgqwql;ZWJAJCE;’TWUJVMCJK.DHS X.hweuIYQ28URCUTWEONIV TWINH58O234Y89Q49IRRCEFLDJLTU5OWY8934IRCFAL;MKX/AWLMJKEYSSAIDWCNLAAXAncywveijtlkachilhwcrioyna8wetun;ati;32qoj;’q ;iqncw iwpz,,zxmc op4utiogcjsa.;rouw4w4389tu834h filjf 4vhvngtufnudasxfljalkethw4ivw3uvt9cwlhiwrethv8w34uvto4uvtfjlcijelrtu34uuw49tupv4ojidsaurwow ‘wp4tuv9wunuwaeawoeryoqwi
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Feel better now? Yes.
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:))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:12 pm “…weehficlklfaeklfckhcfhafcahskljqwriouiotycw7iq5ruwidfhxqwkhlcrqu3yr82598ruioxrhui3rnctgqwql;ZWJAJCE;’TWUJVMCJK.DHS X.hweuIYQ28URCUTWEONIV TWINH58O234Y89Q49IRRCEFLDJLTU5OWY8934IRCFAL;MKX/AWLMJKEYSSAIDWCNLAAXAncywveijtlkachilhwcrioyna8wetun;ati;32qoj;’q ;iqncw iwpz,,zxmc op4utiogcjsa.;rouw4w4389tu834h filjf 4vhvngtufnudasxfljalkethw4ivw3uvt9cwlhiwrethv8w34uvto4uvtfjlcijelrtu34uuw49tupv4ojidsaurwow ‘wp4tuv9wunuwaeawoeryoqwi”
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May I quote you during the next meeting of the “Green Areas Googling Association”, aka “GAGA”? They sometimes need an input of some consistency, and your brilliant, albeit somewhat sad statement would do that wonderfully!
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This is more fun then shooting darts at a blind man! (rolls eyes)
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@! – 2y5cc89yn28twariy38nctefkshaiwfulrkwkQL’3uricu2oiuq3ouroiuiauiou2qw!!
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You can quote me on that as well ;)
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@Peter Popoff – Sure is! :))
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FSM dammit! Aristotle again forgot to write in the third person!
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “@! – 2y5cc89yn28twariy38nctefkshaiwfulrkwkQL’3uricu2oiuq3ouroiuiauiou2qw!!
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You can quote me on that as well ;)”
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That would make the meeting go too far off-topic: they’re easily distracted!
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@! – ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:28 pm “@! – ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….”
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Now THAT would come as a surprise!
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@! – 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
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4wvuytsuiw4hcyh4ccccccccc heiuw.
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@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:32 pm “@! – 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
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4wvuytsuiw4hcyh4ccccccccc heiuw.”
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That’s not entirely original, but I’ll save it, just in case. Well, must go now, I’ll have to put those highly subversive thoughts on paper, and read them out loud, to be sure of the pronounciation. Thank’s a lot for sharing it, and catch you later!
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Aristotle thinks it’s so nice to speak his native language.
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“There is no fuck greater than you.” :)
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You mother tell you in the end then?
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Excellent name link :))
One of the best on site :)
RAmen
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@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw”??
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Phweewe! – and you thought my posts were gibberish!
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Gibberish? Where? :))
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What have you got against gibberish anyway? It never did any harm to you! :)))))))
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Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw�?
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No. It’s real name goes on forever, but its shortened name is Z (pronounced zuh)
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Hmmmm…. swearing… isn’t that supposed to be a sin….. (evil smile)
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“The antipastafarins” Well, if you speak anything like you type, won’t it be the “antifuckpastafuckfarinsfuck?”.
Yet another monosylabic person with no life. Come on, man, any person with an IQ higher then 10 can sprout the “f” word over and over again. Why do hate mailers insist on sending insensate letters that do nothing but reveal how infinitesimal and feckless their miniscule brains are?
Oh, sorry. Where those words to big for wittle old you. Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand it: you fucking dumn you motherfucker fucking fuck shit fuck. Why the fuck do you send dumb-fuck letters that are fucking dumn you fucker, cause it makes you sound like a dumb fuck. Fuck shit fuck motherfuck fuck shit fuck.
There, is that better?
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How sad. I would have at least hoped for the correct use of “you’re”. Last I checked, “your” is possessive and is not an abbreviation for “you are”.
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That sue is one fucked up fucker!
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*sure*
Sorry to any Sue’s
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I can’t believe you are all so amazed at the very creative uses of fuck in every sentence. I should think the answer would be quite obvious, Its one of the few words he can spell.
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I’ve noticed that our eloquent friend henderbob takes quite the liking to fuck.
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As monty python has said “fuck is the most flexable word in the english language” this guy just takes it a little far.
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