Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
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I’m really getting sick of these fuck-filled hate letters. The last one had 37 fucks. Let’s count for this one.
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86 FUCKS!!! Now that is unbelievable.
I’m sorry, dude, that you have so much anger in you. Go talk to a shrink, they will help you sort it out.
This sounds suspiciously similar to Guido Arbia’s hate letter.
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“I have a lord, and he is the one true God”.
1. How do you know ??
2. You do know that you have just insulted approximately 4.6 billion people ??
3. I’m not sure that your ‘one true god’ will be very pleased with the amount of possibly very hurtful things you have just said and the amount of times that you have just typed the word ‘fuck’.
Now who do you think will suffer more in the afterlife, one who has created a parody religion to prove a point an for the amusement of himself and others, or one who is deliberately trying to hut the feelings of another person ??
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