Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:23 pm “@! - 2y5cc89yn28twariy38nctefkshaiwfulrkwkQL’3uricu2oiuq3ouroiuiauiou2qw!!
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You can quote me on that as well ;)”
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That would make the meeting go too far off-topic: they’re easily distracted!
@! - ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….
@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:28 pm “@! - ehrcklecjrqwelwuriowuioruwqruoiqaciowrqnuncrcruirq;LIO24I392IRC;A/K….”
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Now THAT would come as a surprise!
@! - 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
oszt/wvowt4wuwn4 w4cut8uw89ut4sw;vm9cw40vustv90w4tv
4wvuytsuiw4hcyh4ccccccccc heiuw.
@Aristotle Apr 29th, 2007 at 2:32 pm “@! - 832y58q3uuoaqQ UIU58FU285UQM8PM3W’3AC5M[M5UCRQ3Y8CYQ3W
CWA3TYW4UTI4UTUV W8CNV4UTN4WUWp98u48np9 vuqw38c4ntaunu2vt;n
oszt/wvowt4wuwn4 w4cut8uw89ut4sw;vm9cw40vustv90w4tv
4wvuytsuiw4hcyh4ccccccccc heiuw.”
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That’s not entirely original, but I’ll save it, just in case. Well, must go now, I’ll have to put those highly subversive thoughts on paper, and read them out loud, to be sure of the pronounciation. Thank’s a lot for sharing it, and catch you later!
Aristotle thinks it’s so nice to speak his native language.
“There is no fuck greater than you.” :)
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You mother tell you in the end then?
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Excellent name link :))
One of the best on site :)
RAmen
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@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw”??
Phweewe! - and you thought my posts were gibberish!
Gibberish? Where? :))
What have you got against gibberish anyway? It never did any harm to you! :)))))))
Wench Nikkiee Apr 29th, 2007 at 3:12 pm
@Aristotle
Your native language….is that “wiuhf yZ8hbdfjhqw�?
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No. It’s real name goes on forever, but its shortened name is Z (pronounced zuh)
Hmmmm…. swearing… isn’t that supposed to be a sin….. (evil smile)
“The antipastafarins” Well, if you speak anything like you type, won’t it be the “antifuckpastafuckfarinsfuck?”.
Yet another monosylabic person with no life. Come on, man, any person with an IQ higher then 10 can sprout the “f” word over and over again. Why do hate mailers insist on sending insensate letters that do nothing but reveal how infinitesimal and feckless their miniscule brains are?
Oh, sorry. Where those words to big for wittle old you. Here, let me rephrase it so you can understand it: you fucking dumn you motherfucker fucking fuck shit fuck. Why the fuck do you send dumb-fuck letters that are fucking dumn you fucker, cause it makes you sound like a dumb fuck. Fuck shit fuck motherfuck fuck shit fuck.
There, is that better?
How sad. I would have at least hoped for the correct use of “you’re”. Last I checked, “your” is possessive and is not an abbreviation for “you are”.
That sue is one fucked up fucker!
*sure*
Sorry to any Sue’s
I can’t believe you are all so amazed at the very creative uses of fuck in every sentence. I should think the answer would be quite obvious, Its one of the few words he can spell.
I’ve noticed that our eloquent friend henderbob takes quite the liking to fuck.
As monty python has said “fuck is the most flexable word in the english language” this guy just takes it a little far.