Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
“tarty, starchy, and FEISTY cabin wench”
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all good qualities aboard the FSM flagship…
Wow! This is without doubt the greatest piece of hate mail to be found on this site. I laughed long and hard when I read the open letter, especially the correlation between pirates and global temperature rise. This email is an order of magnitude funnier. Pure comic genius. Perhaps Bobby should forward this on to the Kansas School Board to show them what a good fundamentalist Christian upbringing can do for a man. The spelling, the grammar, the masterful and creative use of profanity it is truly awe inspiring.
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P.S. TRIX, I also loved the translation.
“This is without doubt the greatest piece of hate mail to be found on this site.”
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Well I don’t know Coleoptera, it’s a bit neck and neck:
http://www.venganza.org/2005/11/25/listen-dumbass-you-think-that.htm
RAmen
I’m sure there is another one from this same guy on here somewhere, but I can’t remember the name of the thread offhand.
-chapter four is done.
Ahh……here it is http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm
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awesome, Penne. we eagerly await the exciting (and inevitably messy) next chapter!
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@Wench Nikkiee:
yeah, Charles McMurrey was the author of the now-legendary “Your god is a homo” thread.
He sure does show the versatility of the word doesn’t he?
“now-legendary “Your god is a homo†thread.”
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Yes the “sacred oars”
Boy,thoes Baldwins get into everything,take a look at this: http://www.netscape.com/viewstory/2006/11/27/a-baldwin-brothers-journey-to-jesus/?url=http%3A%2F%2Fabcnews.go.com%2FNightline%2Fstory%3Fid%3D2662535%26page%3D1&frame=true
And here’s some scary shit to go with your burger and fries: http://movies2.nytimes.com/2006/11/24/movies/24brea.html
are the posts all getting through,or what?
OK,Lets see if this one makes it http://www.nytimes.com/2006/11/21/science/21belief.html?_r=1&oref=slogin
=more detail from one of my earlier link posts.
@penne
Oh no….now we have to hear all over again about you need jeebus if you are to have morals and not do drugs. Born agains are one of the worst kinds of fundi.
I think this fellow has mixed hell and pastafarian heaven. I wouldn’t mind going to hell if I can fuck and eat spaghetti all the time.
Here’s a tip Guido: No one will ever know that you’ve had a lobotomy if you
wear a wig to hide to the scars.
This Guy is definitely insane! If anything he shows how crazy his religion is!
Yes. They help the pastafarian cause so much.
RAmen
“how do you fucking sleep at night?”
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I would suggest that this could be considered very disrespectful to one’s chosen bed companion. I’ve always found a little post-coital ‘pillow talk’ is in order, prior to getting one’s zzzzzz’s in. Sleeping ‘on the job’ is bad form.
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“.. shove your .. sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.â€
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Do you go to school in Kansas, mayhap? Have you got a new Biology teacher? Does he/she begin each lesson with the words “According to scripture ..”? Yes, I thought so. I wouldn’t answer any questions on mammary glands in your exams, if I were you.