Yea, your a fucking moron, promoting your fucking stupid ass bullshit of a fucking prick ass bastardly damned Flying Spighetti Monster bullshit on cyberspace. Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!! You decieving cowardly bitch of hell. Your straying people away from the truth. You sir, are a gigantic fuck. There is no fuck greater than you. As a matter a fact, I should start a cult. The antipastafarins. Yea yea, and the first verse of the book of the AntiPasto shall be, Truths 1:1, “And that piss of a fucker fuck shitter shit Boby Henderson the fuck shall be castrated and his testicales with be thrown down into everlasting fire were they shall burn for a million year, be transfigured into meat balls, and diminished. Then boby henderson will be thrown to the final judgment of the Anti-Pasto. The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.” Thou art truley the greatest fuck to have ever fucked the earth. I mean, how do you fucking sleep at night? Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this, “Go tell shove your meatballs up someones ass, and your sphigetti up somones teats, for I have a lord, and he is the one true God.” You are truly going to fuck in hell forever. I bet one of the tortures you will endore is having to eat sphigetti for all eterntiy and get fuller and fuller and fatter and fatter until your big fat fucking ass prick self dense the spacial fabric of reality until reality collapses in on itself. O you’ll be in big trouble then you gigantic fuck. You are a fuck, and you will always be a fuck, you fuck. “O boby henderson the fuck, o how he is a great fuck. He is one huge large fuck. The great fuck of fuckerdom. He is satan’s closest friend, burning in hell, till the end. His ass shall be ripped a part, for boby is a giant fuck.” FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU! Be castrated you fuck!
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
Well on the plus side you didnt spout any crap about God’s love. Thank you for at least being consistant. On the other side your parole officer called and wanted to know why you missed your Anger Management classes.
Jebus, Guido, take your meds already.
It’s “I” before “E”, except after “C”.
I have a sudden urge to just say the work fuck over and over again now. Thanks a lot, Guido.
“It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.”
-Attributed to Mark Twain
Fuck in hell forever? That doesn’t actually sound so bad. Oh… you meant it in the ‘punishment’ sense… okay. But still. Your hatemail makes me laugh.
RAmen.
~W.A.
P.S.: How do you know it’s the truth? And isn’t that a little extreme for a religious text?
P.P.S.: Guido is still a stupid name, “Gudo”.
Please tell me this is a joke. If not, I may have to go shoot up a school }:(
lol. funny how they get so upset over a little parody religion. And i thought the danish cartoons were bad.
Like driudbros said, atleast he’s consistent. On the other hand, his overuse of the word “fuck” tells us he needs a new dictionary.
Fuck your brain out, man. Or have you already done that?
… You spelt “you’re” wrong.
WOW henderob you used the “F” word more time than Joe Pesci has if you were to combine all of his movies together.
You know there is a more intelligent way of expressing your opposing view points but then again, your lack of intelligence might explain why you are reacting in such a childish manner.
Beware the coming of the antipasta!!! His noodly appendages are twisted and cold, nothing like the long warm appendages of our creator. On this day, only the true pirates will be able to stomach his evil ways and be able to stand in line for the second coming of the true great pasta, the Flying Spaghetti Monster!!! May we all be touched by his noodly appendage!
The amusing thing about this is that as far as I can tell, he is admiting that the Flying Spaghetti Monster exists.
“The one killed the Flying Spigetti Monster since the begining.â€
“Well you can tell your Flying Spighetti Monster this…”
That seems to imply that he is accepting the existance of our creator.
That being so, it appears that he has realized the truth of Pastafarianism and is just having a hard time accepting it.
I have a feeling that someone shall feel the noodly wrath of a certain Spaghetti Monster.
And whoever you are, I have word to say to you.
YARRRRRR!!!
so Mathew, Mark, Luke, and John aren’t messing with us because they wrote it down on parchment? hmmm….
I find this funny as hell. Someone needs to get Prozac or Valium. People don’t know the meaning of Sataire anymore, and that makes me sad. Let’s people believe whatever they want and live thier own lives. You’re only giving the rest of us a reason to laugh at the world’s stupidity and inablity to process good humor. Go live your pathetic life in peace.
Hello…….is the the retard thread?
I definately recognise this style.
“Your fucking playing with people’s fucking head you fucking fucker fucky fuck!!!!!!!!!!”
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@Davey Jones……more lyrics for that song you are going to pen Davey
RAmen