How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
How fucking dare you make
Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 195 Comments
195 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”
I have to agree.
I just read your earlier post and I had pretty much the same reaction. This is so totally funny! It’s just wonderful.
Fuck!
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“No! People like this do all our work for us. They show the world what a bunch of irrational, illiterate, cult following psychpaths the fundis really are. ”
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Yeah it is amazing they almost do our job for us, I can’t help mocking them though.
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I am probably one of the only people who has Johova Witnesses running away from my door. The poor guy probably knew he was in for it when I answered with a copy of the communist manifesto in my hand.
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Just as a side note I am not a communist just for those in the USA who truely believe that all atheists are communists. Communism has the same problem religion has it is reliant on faith, and my whole greivence with both is the absolute waste of the gift of consciousness on faith!
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Out of all the creatures to walk on this earth only a tiny amount have ever been given the greatest gift/curse of all and I find it unforgivable that you waste it.
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Atheists aren’t communists? Can I burn my little red book now? Except that I’m not an atheist anymore, now that I’ve decided to follow his noodlyness.
I guess I could still burn my little red book.
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Is there a Christian site like this were we can post our own comments, all tasteful, rational, and with a dose of humor of course? It would be interesting to see how they would respond to our critiques.
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“fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!!”
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I’m sure I had a girlfriend who used to yell stuff like that… but only under very special circumstances :-)
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AND… I am *so* going to use that as the chorus in a song :-)
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and he is supposed to be “the good guy”?
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fuck you who ever whote that shit i done made my
choice 666 bitch
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PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!
I go along with that. It is not good for your kidneys or your bladder to hold it in.
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Health tip o’ the day, brought to you by nurse nikkiee!
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Glad to be of service!
As for “…..You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck..”
well…. not too healthy for both parties either!
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Yes, interesting use of the word “shuve”.
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hey, i have a new math problem
Guido+terets+Jesus=one really messed up guy with no friends
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oh wait, i forgot to mention a million f-bombs as well. man, i fucked that up
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Smite’em all and let the FSM sort’em out!(38 fucks,that’s more than I’ve had all week)
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With a mouth like that it must have been a hard death.
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I must apologize for my limited vocabulary. You see, at the time, I was much younger and did not have the ability to write as I can now. Although it is true that I was being very immature it is also true that my writing was suffiscient for you. You see, you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written, but now, I shall battle against your rediculous church with a zeal that you have never seen before.
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Wow, hi Guido.
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I see you’re still a retard! How cool for you!
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I love it when people can’t even be arsed to check whether they spelt “intelligence” correctly.
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I’ve shit better idiots than you, child. Why not just fuck off before we make you cry?
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this has got to be the funniest thread i’ve ever laid eyes on…ever. Guido, you are the most degenerate example of human genetic failings that i have ever come across. the stillborn two-headed foetus with a tail was of immeasurably greater value to society than yourself, and i wait with bated breath for the “zeal you have never seen before” that you have promised us. I thought the obese earthquake girl was bad…you are beyond all belief.
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If the saying ‘laughter is the best medicine’ is true then FSMism should have a better health record than even the scientologists claim
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Hmmmm, just did a little Google digging on our boy Guido. Seems like he’s been banished from at least one other forum.
The Forum’s Admin’s response to Guido’s plea to be reinstated was, “No Way!”.
See? There is justice.
Ra’men
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Love thy neighbor Guido. Either that or loosen up a bit, like me. After all I did allow the crusades, didn’t I?
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This is my fist visit to the site..
I’m @ work..
I laughed my ass of ..
That has made my day..
OH man.. that’s funny.
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Apparently, Guido grew a pair since March. Maybe he can amaze us with his superior “intellegence”. Or not. I wonder if his personal Jesus has forgiven him? Or is Jesus forcing him to do penance with a weak appology? Or is he simply a numpty? For answers to these questions and more, please stay tuned for further updates.
RAmen and pass the Parmesan
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“…loosen up a bit, like me. After all I did allow the crusades, didn’t I?”
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Yeah, JC, you musta been stoned outta your goddamn mind *that* day…
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“you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written, but now, I shall battle against your rediculous church with a zeal that you have never seen before”
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I look forwards to making you look stupid at every trun!
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I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?
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Well, this shows the diversities of the world…
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@ Guido
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Quote: You see, you people simply lack the intellegence to comprehend anything beyond the level of what I have written,
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What??? Can you please swear a little more so my stupid little brain can understand what you’re saying? I simply lack the intelligence to comprehend anything beyond the word ‘fuck’ typed thirty eight times in one post. Sorry for the inconvenience.
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wow, guido shure has a lot of intelligence, not. and this is christ speaking, not the antichrist
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Oh joy. Oh joy, joy, joy. Pass me the pirate hat, the asthma medication and the copy of 1001 Ways To Spot Someone Making An Unfeasible Tit Of Themselves In Public.
I haven’t laughed so much since the FSM knows when. Sign me up!
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It seems that you are judging my intelligence based on your displeasure with my writing style and my alledged crappy spelling. This clearly demonstrates that you are not an authority on any type of intelligence whatsoever. A person’s intelligence is not to be judged based on a few spelling errors. Your problem is that you are a bunch of stuck up bastards making the pretense of being highly educated.
Maybe you aren’t aware of this, but your belief in the Flying Sphagetti Monster is not in any way a single bit of a threat towards Christianity. History records that the gospel of Christ has been attacked for centuries, yet it has still stood strong. You have to be a complete moron not to come to the saving knowledge of Jesus Christ, and those types of morons do not deserve to be in heaven. God has chosen fools as his children for a reason, and that is to make those who appear wise into complete idiots. Not only will they burn in the fiery pits of hell for all eternity, but they will suffer the mental anguish of knowing that they rejected the one who loved them most. Why should a loving God force heaven upon anyone?
And if it appears that I have said anything that is against my beliefs or what I have written in this message and the one before it, that person is not me. He is an imposture. I know that some of you will attempt to make me look dumb by impersonating me. Therefore this style of writing is given as evidence of my true identity.
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Guido,
Perhaps you would be wise to thunder off to another website of discourse.
You add nothing to this discussion.
Now for important topics. Can pizza be considered a food group?
Ra’men
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Guido,
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You’ve got me. I am a stuck-up bastard. Hey ho. Sue me.
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You’re right again. The FSM is not a threat to Christianity, any more than the Loch Ness Monster is a threat to the Tooth Fairy. There are plenty of decent threats to Christianity all over the place, though. To name but two: Ken Ham and Guido Arbia. If the FSM brings a few Guido Arbias out of the woodwork to show every thinking human being what a shambles of dribbling idiocy Christianity is at its core, then he’s earning his plunder nicely.
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‘God has chosen fools as his children for a reason, and that is to make those who appear wise into complete idiots.’ Congratulations. That is the first time I have heard a Christian say ‘I’m right because I’m a fuckwit’. Your argument has the quality of honesty, at least.
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‘Why should a loving God force heaven upon anyone?’ Quite right. Of course, a really loving god would equip them with brains and evidence that he doesn’t exist and send them to hell. Obviously.
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‘And if it appears that I have said anything that is against my beliefs or what I have written in this message and the one before it, that person is not me.’ So, you can just carry on defining your beliefs as you go, claiming anything you’ve written before wasn’t you if it doesn’t fit? So you *can’t* be wrong? The Stalinist approach to history – good work. Nice role model. An atheist, at least. A mass murdering delusional dictator, but an atheist.
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Christianity is a relatively new religion, Buddhism, Judaism, Hinduism and atheism are all older than Christianity, and have all managed to live through the vicious and ugly war waged against them by Christianity, the most brutal of all modern religions.
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Further more both Islam, Buddhists and Atheists are gaining ground on Christianity. If Islam continues then it will overtake Christianity sooner rather than later, and we have no signs of it slowing down despite Christian countries best efforts to bomb the shit out of its lands.
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The history records don’t tell the same story as you seem to think they do, since Christianity has become a religion instead of a cult, Christianity has been on the offensive and has yet to stop. Now if you want a resiliant faith then look no further than the Jewish, they have been attacked repeatedly even before the birth of Christianity. Atheists too have suffered greater hardship than the Christians and yet is still strong.
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I don’t believe in hell so threating me with it is the most stupid and pointless thing someone can do. It is like telling me that the toothless monster of the sewers will eat me at 2am, I am not fearful in anyway share or form.
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We have milk (growing) in our University hall fridges with more intelligence than yourself Guido Arbia. You fucking closet case homo!
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NTWHM
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You grow milk? This spells dark days for dairy farmers.
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Shit, I don’t think I locked my door. That toothless sewer monster’s had it in for me for years. I hear he loves sucking up Pastafarians.
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@Guido
if hell has hot chicks and beer, then i’m OK.
p.s. you are still a dumbass
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You seem to bear the misconception that catholics are included under the catagory of Christianity. Many of the religious wars that have occured which gave Christianity a bad name have been the result of the catholic crusades against the muslims. Catholic doctrines and Christian doctrines are certianly not the same. If we are to debate about Christianity, we must let the bible define what a true christian is. There are many verses in the bible which seem to support the protestent view of Christianity over the catholic view.
Now reguarding your statement about the other religions. It is true that many of them will overtake Christianity, but this is because it has been predicted in the bible first. The apostle Paul wrote that there would be a falling away from the truth, that many perverted doctrines would arise, and that people would begin to turn away from religion entirely. And this is what we observe to be true today.
I will ignore many of your other statements, since by looking at them you can easily find their flaws. I anticipate that you will say the same about me, and in doing so, you will have proven my predictive capabilities. If you do not, you have done exactly what I wanted you to do. So either way, no matter what you do, you will lose.
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Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse.”
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ok. you are seriously misguided and terribly paranoid. catholicism is just another form of christianity. did you use your predictions with the help of Jesus?
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If you think about it logically, a God of love must be more than one person. So the Flying Sphagetti Monster can’t be a god of love.
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Guido, get a life man and stop worrying about hell. if heaven doesn’t have a stripper factory or beer volcano, then i will give it a pass. besides, my life is already really cool. who gives a fuck about the afterlife. my advice, go get laid.
Ramen
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“I know that some of you will attempt to make me look dumb by impersonating me.”
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You’re kidding me right? I am not sure even the greatest comic could help you look any dumber than the original hate mail could.
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“A person’s intelligence is not to be judged based on a few spelling errors.”
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I do agree here that a persons intelligence can’t be judged based on spelling, but a persons intelligence can be judged on how well they process information and evidence. Now all the evidence points towards the absence of God, and yet you cling on to your 2000 year old superstitions.
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Atheism shows a degree of intellect as they have over come the lies of faith using evidence and logic. You will find that the greater education a person has the more likely s/he will be an atheist. This is not speculation on my part but proven statistical fact.
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My father is not a hugely educated man and was a christian, but as I become more and more into Philosophy he read books I left at home. And eventually come to the conclusion that God did not exist, it is not too late for anyone to realise this.
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But Guido Arbia, the only way you will ever know is by questioning your beliefs and for most it is beyond then intellectually or beyond there bravery (maybe a mix of both).
If you ever want to question those beliefs then I can recommend a few books, that don’t need a educational background to understand.
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Guido Arbia hate to tell you this but it was the Catholics who wrote the bible.
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“If you think about it logically, a God of love must be more than one person. So the Flying Sphagetti Monster can’t be a god of love. ”
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The FSM is infinity itself, therefore it is logical that he is more than one person yes. And therefore he can be a god of love, if he so chooses, whilst simutaniously being the God of infinity amounts of other things, basically everything.
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Hmm, this won’t let me post my comment, and I don’t know why.
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Ah well. Guido, I’ve just disproved God irrefutably.
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Sadly, He seems to have got upset about it and is blocking my comment from appearing.
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Always the same with God. Always sticking His head in where it doesn’t exist.
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Don’t worry too much J, I think I have this one wrapped up.
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But just incase I don’t I shall use a tactic I got from the Christians. Kind of fighting fire with fire watch:-
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Guido Arbia How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior the FSM. He made sure that you did not die on the cross you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTIFSM!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTIFSM YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP USA YOU FUCKING FUCK. GUIDO BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BE LEFT WITH FLAT BEAR FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE ACROSS A WOODEN PLANK YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!!
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@ Hawaii Magnum
Pizza is DEFINITELY a food group-just between the bread and cereal group and the meats group (because it has both bread and meat-sometimes.)
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Hellpp:
All this forward and back between you guis and Guido really does me make confused. I has been considering I joining the church of FSM. While me has being schur that the earth is only 5000 yers old, I does not be so schur anniemore. I has thinking that this Karben 14 dating think was invented by the kommunnnisters. Have this thing being proofen to are sientiffick at all?????????????? Me believed so far that the creator put things like fossiels into the soiel just for hasing beeing tricking us. That way he have beein checking us faiths for the last very few thausent years. Guido do make I re-evalluate me beleevings. I trired to understand the Karben 14 dating think very very desporate. Are one of these smart Ph.Ds beeing able to can explayn this for a guy who trirs to bee a sientiffick persen.
Maibee that would enable I to became a Ph.D. ass well some time. Please execuss my englisch but this is not my firest languge and I am being triring to imporove since the last 7 yers. Does I have to imporove any farther if I plans to became a sientiste with a Ph.D. degree. Guido does you think that Karbon 14 dating worked to for finding a loafing patenere in the futter? One of the mean resons for I to learning to imporoving my englisch laguge is that it is easer to kuss. Me likeing really to kuss like Guido do, bekaus in my muther languge it is tecknikally hard to does that. Know about the FSM: Me are sawed Borat last weeckent. I are verry imperessed by his comments about the small brayn of womens. Are there annie linck to FSM being an HIM that has based on this facts? I likeing the idir to of teatsching FSM at schools bekause I doe thinck that soo many sientissts canot be all wronk?? Ising some Ph.D. beeing aple to kan to exeplayn to I how the Klobal warmening and the Hurrikans and the erthquicks and the flees have to doing with the constantelly smaller bekame nummber of Pirtes??? I cans probaply thenn really beliefe in the FSM. I has really not understanding what the Pirtes has to doing with this problems! Plese you giveing me same guidance, so that I kan finding the right religin. Pleese Pleese, I donn’t wan’t to go to Hell! I am fiered just thinking abaut gone to Hell in the futter. Plese hellpp mee soon. Thank you very mutch.
Ralph the sientiste
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@ Guido…
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Does not your own bible say, “Judge not lest yeself be judged.”? You passed your own judgement on us, therefore, has not your own bible given us the right to judge you?
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@whatsinaname?
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Whew! I thought for a moment I might have to enjoy the beer volcano without my favorite munchie.
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BTW…I picked up a cool FSM t-shirt in Second Life, and now proudly strut my stuff while levitating my Pasterfarian philosophy.
May the noodle be ever in sight of the stripper factory.
Aloha
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