How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
How fucking dare you make
Published by Bobby Henderson March 25th, 2006 in Hate Mail (and concerned criticism). 195 Comments
195 Responses to “How fucking dare you make”
Looks as though ‘Well im Interested’ has maybe sent his/her message to the wrong site.
Loosen up and allow other people to have their say??? That’s what its all about.
More likely the world was created by the FSM instead of God.
Who says anyone can sentence people to eternal damnation? – Whatever that might be!
And why not acceptable?
And where’s the fucking irony?
Does it all reflect well on the FSM?
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Princess M– A very good point.
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hmmmm……bad grammar, crap spelling, lots of swearing……WAIT and the suggestion that our religion is a anti-christ satanic type of cult.
Don’t see that in hate mail everyday.
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-chapter 5 is done.
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“Judge not lest yeself be judged?”
Amen
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If you turn on that thing that reads text and use it on the first post it’s really funny.
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It’s like stephen hawkins having a hissy-fit.
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Typical good christian boy, this Guido Arbia fellow. It’s what we’ve come to expect. A foul-mouthed slack-jaw worried about other fine christians being led into hell. Go play in the street.
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Must be speleng n gramur arnt taught in sundae skool?
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Are all christians this good at writing complaints?
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Most of them are. Sometimes, when the hate mail is slow, we write christian messages to each other. Like this “U fu*king stoopid assses will burn in hell u fu*king faggots cuz u r sooo stoopid HAHAHAHA LOL. i fu*ked ur stoopid spgheti moster n kiled it cuz it wuz a stoopid fagot to. HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!!!!!!!!” Once in a while we get one who can spell, and who can put up a least a little fight. They don’t stick around either. We need a good christian who can debate. Not an easy thing to find.
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I really need to know if all these nasty responses to Bobby’s original proposition (ID as Idealogy, not Science) is bona fide or fabricated? If actual, it’s disturbing, if fake, puts us in a awkward position of responding to nothing actually…
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BLR
“….so if I act defensive, I am not letting them hurt me again. I am warning you who did this to me back in school, it will not happen again….”
A posting like this does not imply coherence of thought. It implies that you are a VERY troubled teenager and you should be seeking help rather than waving threats at random personalities on the internet. None of us here did anything to you back in school, so I’m sure I’m not the only one here confused about that statement. By saying you need help, I’m not trying to insult you. I’m a medical professional offering you an honest assessment. Please get yourself some help.
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BLR
“….Get a clue and by the way, not everyone thinks like you either….”
I think you’re yet another person who’s simply sending in hate mail without reading anything else on the site, INCLUDING THE OPEN LETTER THAT PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINS THE ENTIRE THING IN TERMS ANYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.
Let me help you out by summing this up. FSM was created to make a point to school board officials who attempted to disguise religion as science and teach it as fact in public classrooms. We are honestly very good people and, like your own parents, we don’t want moral codes and values we disagree with forced on our children when and where they are most vulnerable. Can you understand that? If you can, at least we can say we agree on one thing and that’s where civil discussion between opposing viewpoints can begin. Dig it?
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BLR Wrote,
“….You cannot determine why a baby is born speaking about God and being back before anyone ever says anything about God to her….”
1. Baby’s are not born speaking anything at all. They generally cry, then coo, then learn one or two words, then simple sentences, etc. That’s the normal progression of human speech patterns. Small children will generally repeat anything and everything they hear, it’s a very normal part of expanding the vocabulary and learning to communicate. This is basic human growth and development I’m talking about.
2. Based on the comments you’ve written and the type of environment you were more than likely raised in, I find it very hard to believe that no one spoke to you about religion. It is far more plausible that everyone in your community has been pouring liquid christianity (available over the counter in most midwestern states) into your ears since you were in the womb.
Pfizer is still working on liquid Pastafarianism, so don’t be alarmed.
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Guido wrote,
“….It seems that you are judging my intelligence based on your displeasure with my writing style and my alledged crappy spelling….”
Actually we’re judging your intelligence based on the CONTENT of that post, which was disgusting and ignorant, as well as the spelling.
What I think has happened, based on the original message is that the poster was an angry teenage fundamentalist venting at us. He then got frustrated by his own ignorance and fetched his father or priest to help him out. Anyone else see how convenient that is?
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i am extremely embarrassed to admit that i too follow jesus after reading jesus; comments. its people like him that might make some of you not like jesus even more. i am sorry for that.
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Wait wait wait…Guido has a valid point:
John 5:21-And God did say “Go forth, and be a total moron in my name.”
And what’s all this about Jesus? Joshus Christ is where it’s at! Proof? You can actually touch me. Check. And. Mate.
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@theAntibush
I see you have discovered the BLR. BLR considers herself to be re-incarnated Mary!
You’ll find posts from her all over some of the older threads. Click on the hate-mail link for some of the older posts.
RAmen
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im pretty sure that jesus never wanted us to cuss out people and damn them to hell. soooo, i hope you werent serious when you posted that.
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@ Beastly Rich, Oh my! A whole new way to enjoy these rants! How do you turn it on, and what thing are you talking about? I simply must hear this post spoken out loud.
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Wench Niky,
funny thing is, I suspected that’s what she was getting at but I wasn’t sure I was interpreting her gibberish correctly. Thanks for the confirmation. So she’s all of…what, 12?
I’d like to meet one of her…”experts on reincarnation,” since there are no documented cases of provable reincarnation or resurrection in human history except the fairy tale about Jesus. Which is documented not by anyone who was there to witness it, but by someone whom the witness allegedly told about it later, in a book written to proclaim just how cool Jesus is….sure I could totally see why a million people worldwide would believe that, no problem.
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@theAntibush: If you use the “fairy tale” of Jesus as an example, then I must encourage other tales from other religions. They have similar proof. Odin hanging himself on the Yiggrasle tree for 12 days could also work. I’m sure there are a few in the Greco-Roman religions as well.
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oh man, how very like a christian. Really quite funny, the horrible grammer really adds to it. Jesus seems like a pretty mellow dude and im sure he’d probably smack this kid for using the F-bomb more times in a single paragraph than i think i’ve ever even spoken in probably 6 months. seriously, jesus was a cool dude and i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity
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@Sacreligous Sea-Dog
‘i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity’
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I think you are right there Sea-Dog. In fact there is a very strong rumour going around that jeesus/god want to take their religion back from their followers.
RAmen
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I’m so sorry i only just got round to reading this thread, i’m crying with laughter at this point – it’s fantastic! Guido you’re a true shining light of religious tolerance and fervour, well done dude, however….
“# Guido Arbia Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse. ..”
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wtf? it’s invisible but if you join our club you can see it? see what? if a single believer had proof i suspect they’d shout about it. this is irrational, nigh on unintelligible garbage.
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“Bobby’s last reply Nov 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind.”…
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i’m not convinced this isn’t a spoof, but what the hell… Bob have your read what you wrote? I’ll summarise for you. If enough of us believe it then it’s true. How many exactly? i’m curious how many believer make something true so we can concentrate on some really wacky cool stuff being true… and as for never changing your mind. congratulations, the mind control freaks would be proud of you. so what you’re saying is no matter what proof, up to and including you standing before another deity come death/judgement day etc, you will not alter your ideas. nice going man. you managed to time travel your mind all the way to the dark ages.
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wow, i’m very impressed. that is a lot of curse words for one paragraph. good job.
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You know, there’s no FSMists ranting on the Vatican’s website about how worshiping a God is insulting to His Noodly Appendage. Some people shouldn’t be given a keyboard after drinking coffee.
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Hmm…. Aristotle thinks this is another example of creativity at using fuck.
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Guido should write hate-mail professionally.
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^ hehehe, good one.
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Did anyone else try speaking it out loud and realize how incredibly funny it truly is? Especially if you use a Evangelical accent.
I could hardly finish it I was laughing far too hard.
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“I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?”
Seriously… unplanned pregnancies.. BEST EXCUSE. “but i swear.. it’s god’s”
yeah alice, i was reading it to my boyfriend on the phone, he thought i was having an asthma attack.
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if “the holy bible” is true, i have proof Satan wrote at least part of it (at least creation)
if your “god” is what it is said to be, he will never have anything to do with the occult, right?
Satan does, the story of “creation” was (according to your believe) at least 6 days before the existence of human beings, and thousands of years before someone wrote them down
how could they have known that, you catholics might say he signed it down to earth, writing something signed to you by some (holy) spirit is called automatic writing, automatic writing is considered the occult, god doesn’t do that, Satan does,
You have been trusting the wrong god,
All hail His Noodly Appendage
RAmen
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it’s a real shame Guido Arbia decided to claim he didn’t write the first comment, but it’s sure still as funny as hello (oh gosh ~ a pun)
Blessed Be
snake
i keep my name in lowercase in honour of the Goddess
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grrrrrrrrr…… that shold have read: funny as hell
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Goodness such anger!!! Does this mean jesus endorses the word “fuck” 78,000,000 times in one hate letter? What a strange religeon…
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Guido is proof of a Supreme Being (of your choice)
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There is no other explanation for his continued existance other than Divine Providence providing a Spirit to sit on his shoulder and whisper in his ear:
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“Breathe in.”
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“Breathe out.”
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“Breathe …”
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Wow. That was amazing! So much stupid, fit into just a small paragraph!
I feel like doing a total “fuck” count, but it would take way too long. But still:
“fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK” 16 fucks. Damn!
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Apparently even the crazy fundies can’t handle this guy lol:
http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?action=msg&f=19&t=391&m=1
…however, the New York Times is shocked by how little he complains off the internet:
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE0D9123CF93BA1575BC0A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1
Truly, a mysterious creature, is Guido Arbia.
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I got 37 “fucks”, if you include “fucky”, “fucking,” and other variations on the word. Wow.
Calm down, man. We’re entitled to our religion, aren’t we?
@Alice, I tried reading it aloud, too. I didn’t get through it.
I have nothing more to say on this post. It’s just a pathetic expression of anger.
PL&P, even to Guido Arbia.
RAmen.
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All those ‘fuck’s but not a single ‘fuckety’. ‘Tis a shame.
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We can be honest and state that the Church of the FSM, is not as much a “mainstream” religion, mainstream in the fact that it is accepted by religious zealots of other religions, but more of a general statement about the institution of religion and the idea of faith. While anyone can hold fast to their faith guns, which supposedly gives them license to bash and insult those who partake in this expression of opinion and free speech, (and freedom of religious expression) protected by the US constitution. People of sterner stuff can learn the purpose of this institution, rather than its dogma, and for themselves internalize it. Its healthy to have religious and spiritual ideals tested and questioned, just as it is for political views to be debated. I will play the Christian game and pose the following question. If God gave us the gift of inference and the desire and means to learn of his beautiful creation, why cannot we experience religious doubts then spiritually grow from them along our path of discovery? My point: grow up, laugh, learn and love. If their a God and your a good person he loves you. If there is not a God, you were a good person and your memory will be loved ( the greatest extent of immortality available). If God exists in the form of a savior Jesus Christ, he would love you for your Christ like action, for it is written, Jesus associated himself with tax collectors and prostitutes. He wasn’t among them in character, but understood them and loved them for who they were. So keep your undeveloped ideas of God to yourself.
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i want you do you want me
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I answer these questions the same day, if another student hasn’t already provided the answer. ,
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However I am concerned about Homer I think he needs to go to the doctirs before his eyes fall out! ,
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