Comments on: How fucking dare you make http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm Sat, 05 Jul 2008 02:09:02 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.2 By: ME DUH http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-438514 ME DUH Sat, 10 May 2008 14:45:38 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-438514 I got 37 "fucks", if you include "fucky", "fucking," and other variations on the word. Wow. Calm down, man. We're entitled to our religion, aren't we? @Alice, I tried reading it aloud, too. I didn't get through it. I have nothing more to say on this post. It's just a pathetic expression of anger. PL&P, even to Guido Arbia. RAmen. I got 37 “fucks”, if you include “fucky”, “fucking,” and other variations on the word. Wow.
Calm down, man. We’re entitled to our religion, aren’t we?
@Alice, I tried reading it aloud, too. I didn’t get through it.
I have nothing more to say on this post. It’s just a pathetic expression of anger.
PL&P, even to Guido Arbia.
RAmen.

]]> By: dasqooty http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-400082 dasqooty Sun, 20 Apr 2008 22:18:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-400082 Apparently even the crazy fundies can't handle this guy lol: http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?action=msg&f=19&t=391&m=1 ...however, the New York Times is shocked by how little he complains off the internet: http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE0D9123CF93BA1575BC0A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1 Truly, a mysterious creature, is Guido Arbia. Apparently even the crazy fundies can’t handle this guy lol:

http://www.evcforum.net/cgi-bin/dm.cgi?action=msg&f=19&t=391&m=1

…however, the New York Times is shocked by how little he complains off the internet:

http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=990CE0D9123CF93BA1575BC0A963958260&sec=&spon=&pagewanted=1

Truly, a mysterious creature, is Guido Arbia.

]]> By: Count Crisco http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-334441 Count Crisco Sat, 15 Mar 2008 06:33:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-334441 Wow. That was amazing! So much stupid, fit into just a small paragraph! I feel like doing a total "fuck" count, but it would take way too long. But still: "fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK" 16 fucks. Damn! Wow. That was amazing! So much stupid, fit into just a small paragraph!
I feel like doing a total “fuck” count, but it would take way too long. But still:
“fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK” 16 fucks. Damn!

]]> By: Dread Amish Pirate John http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162799 Dread Amish Pirate John Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:28:20 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162799 Guido is proof of a Supreme Being (of your choice) . There is no other explanation for his continued existance other than Divine Providence providing a Spirit to sit on his shoulder and whisper in his ear: . "Breathe in." . "Breathe out." . "Breathe ..." Guido is proof of a Supreme Being (of your choice)
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There is no other explanation for his continued existance other than Divine Providence providing a Spirit to sit on his shoulder and whisper in his ear:
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“Breathe in.”
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“Breathe out.”
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“Breathe …”

]]> By: Kendra http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162779 Kendra Wed, 25 Jul 2007 03:43:37 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162779 Goodness such anger!!! Does this mean jesus endorses the word "fuck" 78,000,000 times in one hate letter? What a strange religeon... Goodness such anger!!! Does this mean jesus endorses the word “fuck” 78,000,000 times in one hate letter? What a strange religeon…

]]> By: snake http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162712 snake Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:50:36 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162712 grrrrrrrrr...... that shold have read: funny as hell grrrrrrrrr…… that shold have read: funny as hell

]]> By: snake http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162711 snake Wed, 25 Jul 2007 00:49:47 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162711 it's a real shame Guido Arbia decided to claim he didn't write the first comment, but it's sure still as funny as hello (oh gosh ~ a pun) Blessed Be snake i keep my name in lowercase in honour of the Goddess it’s a real shame Guido Arbia decided to claim he didn’t write the first comment, but it’s sure still as funny as hello (oh gosh ~ a pun)

Blessed Be

snake

i keep my name in lowercase in honour of the Goddess

]]> By: d4m4$74 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162670 d4m4$74 Tue, 24 Jul 2007 22:51:57 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162670 if "the holy bible" is true, i have proof Satan wrote at least part of it (at least creation) if your "god" is what it is said to be, he will never have anything to do with the occult, right? Satan does, the story of "creation" was (according to your believe) at least 6 days before the existence of human beings, and thousands of years before someone wrote them down how could they have known that, you catholics might say he signed it down to earth, writing something signed to you by some (holy) spirit is called automatic writing, automatic writing is considered the occult, god doesn't do that, Satan does, You have been trusting the wrong god, All hail His Noodly Appendage RAmen if “the holy bible” is true, i have proof Satan wrote at least part of it (at least creation)
if your “god” is what it is said to be, he will never have anything to do with the occult, right?
Satan does, the story of “creation” was (according to your believe) at least 6 days before the existence of human beings, and thousands of years before someone wrote them down

how could they have known that, you catholics might say he signed it down to earth, writing something signed to you by some (holy) spirit is called automatic writing, automatic writing is considered the occult, god doesn’t do that, Satan does,

You have been trusting the wrong god,
All hail His Noodly Appendage
RAmen

]]> By: Tess http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162597 Tess Tue, 24 Jul 2007 19:14:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162597 "I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?" Seriously... unplanned pregnancies.. BEST EXCUSE. "but i swear.. it's god's" yeah alice, i was reading it to my boyfriend on the phone, he thought i was having an asthma attack. “I will simply start by asking Do you truely believe that Mary was a virgin?”
Seriously… unplanned pregnancies.. BEST EXCUSE. “but i swear.. it’s god’s”

yeah alice, i was reading it to my boyfriend on the phone, he thought i was having an asthma attack.

]]> By: Alice http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162574 Alice Tue, 24 Jul 2007 18:25:15 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-162574 Did anyone else try speaking it out loud and realize how incredibly funny it truly is? Especially if you use a Evangelical accent. I could hardly finish it I was laughing far too hard. Did anyone else try speaking it out loud and realize how incredibly funny it truly is? Especially if you use a Evangelical accent.

I could hardly finish it I was laughing far too hard.

]]> By: Atticus Finch http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-142224 Atticus Finch Thu, 21 Jun 2007 09:32:44 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-142224 ^ hehehe, good one. ^ hehehe, good one.

]]> By: The Mad Hatter http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-119130 The Mad Hatter Wed, 16 May 2007 04:38:01 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-119130 Guido should write hate-mail professionally. Guido should write hate-mail professionally.

]]> By: Aristotle http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-108603 Aristotle Sun, 29 Apr 2007 21:48:46 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-108603 Hmm.... Aristotle thinks this is another example of creativity at using fuck. Hmm…. Aristotle thinks this is another example of creativity at using fuck.

]]> By: The FSM loves you http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-56760 The FSM loves you Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:59:43 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-56760 You know, there's no FSMists ranting on the Vatican's website about how worshiping a God is insulting to His Noodly Appendage. Some people shouldn't be given a keyboard after drinking coffee. You know, there’s no FSMists ranting on the Vatican’s website about how worshiping a God is insulting to His Noodly Appendage. Some people shouldn’t be given a keyboard after drinking coffee.

]]> By: Sam http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-56750 Sam Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:47:16 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-56750 wow, i'm very impressed. that is a lot of curse words for one paragraph. good job. wow, i’m very impressed. that is a lot of curse words for one paragraph. good job.

]]> By: Navs Spider http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-43943 Navs Spider Fri, 26 Jan 2007 12:41:00 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-43943 I'm so sorry i only just got round to reading this thread, i'm crying with laughter at this point - it's fantastic! Guido you're a true shining light of religious tolerance and fervour, well done dude, however.... "# Guido Arbia Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse.”....." . wtf? it's invisible but if you join our club you can see it? see what? if a single believer had proof i suspect they'd shout about it. this is irrational, nigh on unintelligible garbage. . "Bobby's last reply Nov 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind."... . i'm not convinced this isn't a spoof, but what the hell... Bob have your read what you wrote? I'll summarise for you. If enough of us believe it then it's true. How many exactly? i'm curious how many believer make something true so we can concentrate on some really wacky cool stuff being true... and as for never changing your mind. congratulations, the mind control freaks would be proud of you. so what you're saying is no matter what proof, up to and including you standing before another deity come death/judgement day etc, you will not alter your ideas. nice going man. you managed to time travel your mind all the way to the dark ages. I’m so sorry i only just got round to reading this thread, i’m crying with laughter at this point - it’s fantastic! Guido you’re a true shining light of religious tolerance and fervour, well done dude, however….
“# Guido Arbia Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm

Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse.”…..”
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wtf? it’s invisible but if you join our club you can see it? see what? if a single believer had proof i suspect they’d shout about it. this is irrational, nigh on unintelligible garbage.
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“Bobby’s last reply Nov 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm

So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind.”…
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i’m not convinced this isn’t a spoof, but what the hell… Bob have your read what you wrote? I’ll summarise for you. If enough of us believe it then it’s true. How many exactly? i’m curious how many believer make something true so we can concentrate on some really wacky cool stuff being true… and as for never changing your mind. congratulations, the mind control freaks would be proud of you. so what you’re saying is no matter what proof, up to and including you standing before another deity come death/judgement day etc, you will not alter your ideas. nice going man. you managed to time travel your mind all the way to the dark ages.

]]> By: Wench Nikky http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31336 Wench Nikky Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:27:03 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31336 @Sacreligous Sea-Dog 'i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity' . I think you are right there Sea-Dog. In fact there is a very strong rumour going around that jeesus/god want to take their religion back from their followers. RAmen @Sacreligous Sea-Dog
‘i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity’
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I think you are right there Sea-Dog. In fact there is a very strong rumour going around that jeesus/god want to take their religion back from their followers.
RAmen

]]> By: Sacreligous Sea-Dog http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31326 Sacreligous Sea-Dog Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:13:14 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31326 oh man, how very like a christian. Really quite funny, the horrible grammer really adds to it. Jesus seems like a pretty mellow dude and im sure he'd probably smack this kid for using the F-bomb more times in a single paragraph than i think i've ever even spoken in probably 6 months. seriously, jesus was a cool dude and i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity oh man, how very like a christian. Really quite funny, the horrible grammer really adds to it. Jesus seems like a pretty mellow dude and im sure he’d probably smack this kid for using the F-bomb more times in a single paragraph than i think i’ve ever even spoken in probably 6 months. seriously, jesus was a cool dude and i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity

]]> By: Branded Cow http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31321 Branded Cow Wed, 27 Dec 2006 05:07:05 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31321 @theAntibush: If you use the "fairy tale" of Jesus as an example, then I must encourage other tales from other religions. They have similar proof. Odin hanging himself on the Yiggrasle tree for 12 days could also work. I'm sure there are a few in the Greco-Roman religions as well. @theAntibush: If you use the “fairy tale” of Jesus as an example, then I must encourage other tales from other religions. They have similar proof. Odin hanging himself on the Yiggrasle tree for 12 days could also work. I’m sure there are a few in the Greco-Roman religions as well.

]]> By: theAntibush http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31314 theAntibush Wed, 27 Dec 2006 04:48:32 +0000 http://www.venganza.org/2006/03/25/how-fucking-dare-you-make.htm#comment-31314 Wench Niky, funny thing is, I suspected that's what she was getting at but I wasn't sure I was interpreting her gibberish correctly. Thanks for the confirmation. So she's all of...what, 12? I'd like to meet one of her..."experts on reincarnation," since there are no documented cases of provable reincarnation or resurrection in human history except the fairy tale about Jesus. Which is documented not by anyone who was there to witness it, but by someone whom the witness allegedly told about it later, in a book written to proclaim just how cool Jesus is....sure I could totally see why a million people worldwide would believe that, no problem. Wench Niky,

funny thing is, I suspected that’s what she was getting at but I wasn’t sure I was interpreting her gibberish correctly. Thanks for the confirmation. So she’s all of…what, 12?

I’d like to meet one of her…”experts on reincarnation,” since there are no documented cases of provable reincarnation or resurrection in human history except the fairy tale about Jesus. Which is documented not by anyone who was there to witness it, but by someone whom the witness allegedly told about it later, in a book written to proclaim just how cool Jesus is….sure I could totally see why a million people worldwide would believe that, no problem.

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