How fucking dare you make fun of my lord and savior Jesus Christ. He died on the cross for my and your sins you fucking peice of shit. You can’t fucking do that you fucking fuck. Go fuck yourself you fuck!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!! ANTICHRIST!!! YEA, YOUR THE ANTICHRIST YOU FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SO GO FUCK UP ISREAL YOU FUCKING FUCK. BOBY BITCHEMSOMS = 666 666 666 PISS WHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOUR GONA BURN IN HELL FOREVER YOU LARGE FUCK. You are an ass crack. You know what an ass crack is bitch? Thats exactly what you look like. Piss whole!!!!! You should go shuve your face up someon’s fucking ass you fucking fuck of a fucking fucker fucky fuck fuck fucker fucky fucker fucky fucker fucky fuck fuck!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!! YOU RUIN EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!! YOUR LEADING THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE INTO HELL YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO DO THAT YOU FUCKING BASTARD GO FUCK YOUR SELF OR FUCK A TREE OR FUCK YOUR WIFE!!!!!!!! GO FUCK THE FLYING SPHIGETTI MONSTER YOU FUCK!!!!!! -Guido Arbia
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An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American
I really need to know if all these nasty responses to Bobby’s original proposition (ID as Idealogy, not Science) is bona fide or fabricated? If actual, it’s disturbing, if fake, puts us in a awkward position of responding to nothing actually…
BLR
“….so if I act defensive, I am not letting them hurt me again. I am warning you who did this to me back in school, it will not happen again….”
A posting like this does not imply coherence of thought. It implies that you are a VERY troubled teenager and you should be seeking help rather than waving threats at random personalities on the internet. None of us here did anything to you back in school, so I’m sure I’m not the only one here confused about that statement. By saying you need help, I’m not trying to insult you. I’m a medical professional offering you an honest assessment. Please get yourself some help.
BLR
“….Get a clue and by the way, not everyone thinks like you either….”
I think you’re yet another person who’s simply sending in hate mail without reading anything else on the site, INCLUDING THE OPEN LETTER THAT PRETTY MUCH EXPLAINS THE ENTIRE THING IN TERMS ANYONE SHOULD BE ABLE TO UNDERSTAND.
Let me help you out by summing this up. FSM was created to make a point to school board officials who attempted to disguise religion as science and teach it as fact in public classrooms. We are honestly very good people and, like your own parents, we don’t want moral codes and values we disagree with forced on our children when and where they are most vulnerable. Can you understand that? If you can, at least we can say we agree on one thing and that’s where civil discussion between opposing viewpoints can begin. Dig it?
BLR Wrote,
“….You cannot determine why a baby is born speaking about God and being back before anyone ever says anything about God to her….”
1. Baby’s are not born speaking anything at all. They generally cry, then coo, then learn one or two words, then simple sentences, etc. That’s the normal progression of human speech patterns. Small children will generally repeat anything and everything they hear, it’s a very normal part of expanding the vocabulary and learning to communicate. This is basic human growth and development I’m talking about.
2. Based on the comments you’ve written and the type of environment you were more than likely raised in, I find it very hard to believe that no one spoke to you about religion. It is far more plausible that everyone in your community has been pouring liquid christianity (available over the counter in most midwestern states) into your ears since you were in the womb.
Pfizer is still working on liquid Pastafarianism, so don’t be alarmed.
Guido wrote,
“….It seems that you are judging my intelligence based on your displeasure with my writing style and my alledged crappy spelling….”
Actually we’re judging your intelligence based on the CONTENT of that post, which was disgusting and ignorant, as well as the spelling.
What I think has happened, based on the original message is that the poster was an angry teenage fundamentalist venting at us. He then got frustrated by his own ignorance and fetched his father or priest to help him out. Anyone else see how convenient that is?
i am extremely embarrassed to admit that i too follow jesus after reading jesus; comments. its people like him that might make some of you not like jesus even more. i am sorry for that.
Wait wait wait…Guido has a valid point:
John 5:21-And God did say “Go forth, and be a total moron in my name.”
And what’s all this about Jesus? Joshus Christ is where it’s at! Proof? You can actually touch me. Check. And. Mate.
@theAntibush
I see you have discovered the BLR. BLR considers herself to be re-incarnated Mary!
You’ll find posts from her all over some of the older threads. Click on the hate-mail link for some of the older posts.
RAmen
im pretty sure that jesus never wanted us to cuss out people and damn them to hell. soooo, i hope you werent serious when you posted that.
@ Beastly Rich, Oh my! A whole new way to enjoy these rants! How do you turn it on, and what thing are you talking about? I simply must hear this post spoken out loud.
Wench Niky,
funny thing is, I suspected that’s what she was getting at but I wasn’t sure I was interpreting her gibberish correctly. Thanks for the confirmation. So she’s all of…what, 12?
I’d like to meet one of her…”experts on reincarnation,” since there are no documented cases of provable reincarnation or resurrection in human history except the fairy tale about Jesus. Which is documented not by anyone who was there to witness it, but by someone whom the witness allegedly told about it later, in a book written to proclaim just how cool Jesus is….sure I could totally see why a million people worldwide would believe that, no problem.
@theAntibush: If you use the “fairy tale” of Jesus as an example, then I must encourage other tales from other religions. They have similar proof. Odin hanging himself on the Yiggrasle tree for 12 days could also work. I’m sure there are a few in the Greco-Roman religions as well.
oh man, how very like a christian. Really quite funny, the horrible grammer really adds to it. Jesus seems like a pretty mellow dude and im sure he’d probably smack this kid for using the F-bomb more times in a single paragraph than i think i’ve ever even spoken in probably 6 months. seriously, jesus was a cool dude and i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity
@Sacreligous Sea-Dog
‘i doubt he wanted his followers using his name to support their rants/wars/insanity’
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I think you are right there Sea-Dog. In fact there is a very strong rumour going around that jeesus/god want to take their religion back from their followers.
RAmen
I’m so sorry i only just got round to reading this thread, i’m crying with laughter at this point - it’s fantastic! Guido you’re a true shining light of religious tolerance and fervour, well done dude, however….
“# Guido Arbia Nov 13th, 2006 at 5:46 pm
Now concerning your statement about how God equips people with evidence against and the certian states of mind so that they find their way to hell: The Apostle Paul wrote in Romans 1:20: “For the invisible things since the creation of the world are clearly seen, being understood by the things that are made, even his eternal power and Godhead, so that they are without excuse. ..”
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wtf? it’s invisible but if you join our club you can see it? see what? if a single believer had proof i suspect they’d shout about it. this is irrational, nigh on unintelligible garbage.
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“Bobby’s last reply Nov 17th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
So what is your point? You keep harping on there is no God yet there are enough believers to say there is a God. Me, for one will never change my mind.”…
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i’m not convinced this isn’t a spoof, but what the hell… Bob have your read what you wrote? I’ll summarise for you. If enough of us believe it then it’s true. How many exactly? i’m curious how many believer make something true so we can concentrate on some really wacky cool stuff being true… and as for never changing your mind. congratulations, the mind control freaks would be proud of you. so what you’re saying is no matter what proof, up to and including you standing before another deity come death/judgement day etc, you will not alter your ideas. nice going man. you managed to time travel your mind all the way to the dark ages.
wow, i’m very impressed. that is a lot of curse words for one paragraph. good job.
You know, there’s no FSMists ranting on the Vatican’s website about how worshiping a God is insulting to His Noodly Appendage. Some people shouldn’t be given a keyboard after drinking coffee.
Hmm…. Aristotle thinks this is another example of creativity at using fuck.
Guido should write hate-mail professionally.
^ hehehe, good one.